ixtoh k.p.
@ixtoh.bsky.social
Openly plural. Account shared by five members of the ixtoh system: chris // *J // .K // [N] // {V}
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ixtoh k.p.
@ixtoh.bsky.social
· Jun 18
This account is shared by five members of the ixtoh system: c // *J // .K // [N] // {V}
+ The system itself
+ The system itself
J: :: *Shares fairly horrific story from some 40+ years ago ::
:: ends it with "*That was when we lived in one of the haunted houses." ::
:: ends it with "*That was when we lived in one of the haunted houses." ::
October 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
J: :: *Shares fairly horrific story from some 40+ years ago ::
:: ends it with "*That was when we lived in one of the haunted houses." ::
:: ends it with "*That was when we lived in one of the haunted houses." ::
"[Yes, yes, calcium is fun. Now stop it, you little pyros.]"
October 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
"[Yes, yes, calcium is fun. Now stop it, you little pyros.]"
".Oh .It stopped raining .Just in time"
"i said!"
". .....I didn't think you were gonna"
"_then_why_did_you_assssk"
"i said!"
". .....I didn't think you were gonna"
"_then_why_did_you_assssk"
October 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
".Oh .It stopped raining .Just in time"
"i said!"
". .....I didn't think you were gonna"
"_then_why_did_you_assssk"
"i said!"
". .....I didn't think you were gonna"
"_then_why_did_you_assssk"
". ... ... ...So I'm thinking maybe we SHOULD have left Chris at home"
(*I learned a thing today)
#Plurality
(*I learned a thing today)
#Plurality
October 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
". ... ... ...So I'm thinking maybe we SHOULD have left Chris at home"
(*I learned a thing today)
#Plurality
(*I learned a thing today)
#Plurality
".I'm not embarrassed"
"[Why'd you lower your voice, then?]"
"¿'Cause I'm a f'n hypocrite ¯\_(ツ)_/"
"[Why'd you lower your voice, then?]"
"¿'Cause I'm a f'n hypocrite ¯\_(ツ)_/"
October 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM
".I'm not embarrassed"
"[Why'd you lower your voice, then?]"
"¿'Cause I'm a f'n hypocrite ¯\_(ツ)_/"
"[Why'd you lower your voice, then?]"
"¿'Cause I'm a f'n hypocrite ¯\_(ツ)_/"
".You're not my first Mexican bonus family rodeo"
October 4, 2026 at 2:16 PM
".You're not my first Mexican bonus family rodeo"
"¿Can't we feed the upstairs spiders to this one"
"[........They ARE cannibalistic, but that's kind of rude.]"
"[........They ARE cannibalistic, but that's kind of rude.]"
October 4, 2026 at 1:47 PM
"¿Can't we feed the upstairs spiders to this one"
"[........They ARE cannibalistic, but that's kind of rude.]"
"[........They ARE cannibalistic, but that's kind of rude.]"
Griffin Newman looks like if Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood had a baby and that baby was, somehow, a Culkin
October 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Griffin Newman looks like if Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood had a baby and that baby was, somehow, a Culkin
"*You hungry?"
".Yes .Fix it"
:: after looking through fridge and pantry for < 30 seconds ::
".I'm taking my hunger elsewhere"
#Plurality
".Yes .Fix it"
:: after looking through fridge and pantry for < 30 seconds ::
".I'm taking my hunger elsewhere"
#Plurality
October 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
"*You hungry?"
".Yes .Fix it"
:: after looking through fridge and pantry for < 30 seconds ::
".I'm taking my hunger elsewhere"
#Plurality
".Yes .Fix it"
:: after looking through fridge and pantry for < 30 seconds ::
".I'm taking my hunger elsewhere"
#Plurality
".B Ray would be 10% proud of you"
October 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
".B Ray would be 10% proud of you"
k: :: skips jesus christ superstar song ::
c: "how fucking dare you"
c: "how fucking dare you"
October 1, 2026 at 7:38 PM
k: :: skips jesus christ superstar song ::
c: "how fucking dare you"
c: "how fucking dare you"
Glad we don't have money to spend, it keeps us from spending money we don't have
October 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Glad we don't have money to spend, it keeps us from spending money we don't have
IT'SSSSSS OCCCCTTTTOBBERRRR, MMOTHHERRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKERRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS
October 1, 2026 at 3:01 PM
IT'SSSSSS OCCCCTTTTOBBERRRR, MMOTHHERRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKERRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS
"1 in 57 men *might* do the barest minimum in a crisis" is a realistic statistic.
October 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
"1 in 57 men *might* do the barest minimum in a crisis" is a realistic statistic.
🇲🇽 Queso Ruffles = 💯
🇺🇸 Queso Ruffles = 💩
🇺🇸 Queso Ruffles = 💩
September 30, 2026 at 5:49 PM
🇲🇽 Queso Ruffles = 💯
🇺🇸 Queso Ruffles = 💩
🇺🇸 Queso Ruffles = 💩
".Let's test it with the Billy Joel-meter"
September 30, 2026 at 2:47 PM
".Let's test it with the Billy Joel-meter"
.You're only ✨Untrainable✨ because you keep re-building your stupid walls with reinforced materials every time they fall
September 30, 2026 at 2:44 PM
.You're only ✨Untrainable✨ because you keep re-building your stupid walls with reinforced materials every time they fall
".Gonna let unpredictability take the wheel today"
should we
like
be worried, or
should we
like
be worried, or
September 30, 2026 at 2:40 PM
".Gonna let unpredictability take the wheel today"
should we
like
be worried, or
should we
like
be worried, or
.Get that heart rate up, kids, we got shit to do
September 30, 2026 at 2:38 PM
.Get that heart rate up, kids, we got shit to do
September 29, 2026 at 5:33 PM
"*Are you guys fighting?"
"no, just putting facts on the table."
".Some of those may yet lead to fights, stay tuned"
"no, just putting facts on the table."
".Some of those may yet lead to fights, stay tuned"
September 28, 2026 at 2:45 PM
"*Are you guys fighting?"
"no, just putting facts on the table."
".Some of those may yet lead to fights, stay tuned"
"no, just putting facts on the table."
".Some of those may yet lead to fights, stay tuned"
"[Did you just Cats-in-the-Cradle your dad?]"
September 27, 2026 at 9:35 PM
"[Did you just Cats-in-the-Cradle your dad?]"
"[Is that Kelly LeBrock?]
"you can tell from way back here?"
"[What, I'm warm-blooded.]"
"you can tell from way back here?"
"[What, I'm warm-blooded.]"
September 27, 2026 at 6:50 PM
"[Is that Kelly LeBrock?]
"you can tell from way back here?"
"[What, I'm warm-blooded.]"
"you can tell from way back here?"
"[What, I'm warm-blooded.]"
".They pulled a Me on me, I get it"
September 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
".They pulled a Me on me, I get it"
September 26, 2026 at 4:09 PM