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Jordan 📚
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28 | she/her | 666 is my lucky number. Posting books and rambling about theatre
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ASM of the last show I was in posted this pic in her yearly round-up and I was like “awww look there’s me with my laptop writing away at rehearsal!” and then I zoomed in and no, bitch, that’s a photo of me staring at my phone instead of writing. Laptop open in front of me, phone in hand, iPad kid
One of my FAVORITE things about the internet is random posts that were really only meant for OP’s 5 friends/followers to see, weirdo shlock that was never going to be picked up by the algorithm or go viral, that escape containment and end up on my feed. ❤️ a yt video by a middle schooler w 10 views
October 8, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Checked on my blog for the first time in a long time and hey, that’s fun!
October 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Very saddened to say I won’t be able to headline Tim Pool’s student event in Chicago this week.

I unfortunately have other plans.
October 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I carry a moleskin in my bag with me 24/7 and jot down little bits of whatever writing I’m doing when they come off the top of my head

Tonight I had several lines EVAPORATE from my mind by the time I had walked 10 steps and sat down to write them in the notebook

Gonna have to get a pocket one ig
October 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I stopped doing theater at a local theatre company because a 40-something man was regularly hitting on and sleeping with the 20-something women and everyone knew and several women had reported him for harassment and the folks in charge actively refused to do anything about it. I miss the place.
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
October 1, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I’m writing an extremely self indulgent enemies-to-lovers tropey romance draft as I wait to get some necessary distance from my other rough draft before editing and oh my god I’m having the time of my life. Flew through like 4k words while sitting at work today!
September 27, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Maybe the high cost is the point. Pay women less than men, make childcare prohibitively expensive, push women out of the work force, make them dependent on their husbands. While we’re at it, force them to give birth to babies they don’t want to guarantee it happens.
September 27, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Since everyone says it’s best to let your draft sit and get some distance before starting revisions, I’ve decided to circle back to working on a first draft of another novel I’d been kicking around, and man. The early first draft stage is just so much fun.
September 27, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I’ve never played WoW but everyone playing Forever is really making me want to jump on that train, at least for the launch hype
September 23, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Just said to myself “ohhhh boy I got a LOTTA books I wanna read soon, I better get to WORK on these” and then watched Facebook reels for 40 minutes, and I WILL do it again
September 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I met a guy who plays one of the racing pierogis at the Pirates games and he talked about it with the same quiet, humble reverence of Sir Ian McKellen talking about playing the heroes of Shakespeare
September 19, 2026 at 10:26 PM
My mom said she and my sister are taking my baby nephew to the zoo on Monday and I got all sad and said “I wanna go to the zoo :(“ and then I went “WAIT! IM UNEMPLOYED! I CAN!” and the world felt like this
September 19, 2026 at 8:48 PM
FIRST DRAFT OF THE NOVEL IS DONE! AND BAD! HELL YEAH 🎸🔥
September 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I can tell I’m pushing 30 because I’ve started saying things like “these walls really need scrubbed“ and “I know I just did these floors the other day, but you could do floors every day and still find dirt and it needed done!”
September 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I’ve decided to Get The Fuck Over Myself and hurry up and put some bullshit to the page to wrap up this first draft of this novel. It’s a first draft, it’s meant to Exist Poorly and it shall be poor and that’s ok!

Making this decision has immediately made me much more spare lmao
September 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
It really is striking to me that EVERY time my sleep schedule is left unattended for more than like 3 days, it INEVITABLY drifts right back to like 1:30/2:00am bedtime- 9:30/10:00am wake up time. That is my natural rhythm, that is my homeostasis, everything in my body wants to get back there
September 8, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Real fuckin hyped about this so I’m shouting it from all the rooftops
September 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I’m like 75% sure I have ADHD. Remaining 25% is “maybe I’m just lazy and inattentive”

But regardless, growing up this way has given me a permanent sense of dread. I always assume I must be forgetting something or have misunderstood something
September 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I’ve been working on line flashcards for this play and it’s been HOURS of work so far.

I’ve been sending this pic to ppl and asking how many pages of the script they think this stack represents

Everyone so far has guessed 50-60…

Fellas. Not even to the end of page 28
September 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I’ve been reading about Ada Lovelace and her work on the Analytical Engine and it’s just really hard not to draw the obvious parallels between her breathless excitement over this “thinking machine” and the so-called “thinking machine” of AI dominating all modern discourse, but this bit stands out
September 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I’m doing the most BASIC spreadsheet math and I feel like a wizard. I’m drunk with power. Spreadsheets are so fun
August 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I have been offered the LEAD ROLE in a PLAY about a REAL LIFE HISTORICAL FIGURE which means I am already seeking out her correspondences and published works and I feel like a STUDENT again this is so FUN I’m kicking my feet and giggling and brewing myself some tea
August 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I can’t tell if I’m too woke but every time I see one of those robot dogs doing something thats apparently supposed to be cool/cute I want to punt it

YOUR PROPAGANDA WILL NOT WORK ON ME! CLANKER SCUM!
August 15, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Treating myself by printing out pages of my writing project to edit longhand. It’s too early for editing. But I know looking at it on paper and scribbling all over it will make me see the whole thing differently
August 9, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I sent my group chat a 10 minute voice memo of me going on and on about an essay I might want to write, and 10 mins after sending it one of them responded “oh how I love these rambles of yours” and honestly I teared up
August 9, 2026 at 7:38 PM