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Jackasaurus 🇮🇪🤝🇵🇸 @jackasaurus.bsky.social · May 24
I'm going to be posting this daily until MW1 next season.

My striker is a premier league champion

Yours isn't

1/82

#PremierLeague #Arsenal
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#ManchesterUnited
September 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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September 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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400m spent to be as good as Brentford
September 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Typical #chelsea
September 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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Honestly where did this past year go? Flew by
September 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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Thank you so much for helping us win the league Gyok. It is time to say goodbye ❤️

Ship him out in January please
September 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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Kai and Jorginho played for Chelsea when they last beat Arsenal
September 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Chelsea are -17gd in this fixture since 2021
September 6, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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Budget cuts decimating hogwarts.

This looks so crap lmao

#harrypotter #hbo
September 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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One juror fucked it up. Absolute disgusting human being.

Disgrace

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Judge to declare mistrial in Lindsay Clancy trial after jury hopelessly deadlocked, defense granted hour to appeal
The jury could not reach a unanimous decision in the murder trial of Clancy, charged with killing her three children, Cora, 5, Dawson, 3, and Callan, 8 months.
www.nbcnews.com
September 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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If Martinelli is criticising Mikel, then I have to question him.

You don't question the man who brought the title home after 22 years.

Bye bye nelli. Don't come back
September 4, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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Out:

Leandro Trossard
Gabriel Martinelli
Gabriel Jesus
Ethan Nwaneri
Fabio Vieira
Reiss Nelson

In:

Christos Tzolis

‘Attacking overhaul’
September 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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I CANT SMILE WITHOUT YOU. JUST CANT SMILE WITHOUT YOU
August 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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August 29, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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August 29, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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I've heard #GTA6 described as a "cultural event"

Seems a bit cringe to me, it's just a video game 🤷
August 28, 2026 at 6:36 AM
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🥹
August 26, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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Got more engagement posting this in the group chat than he did
August 23, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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August 22, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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Probably yanited’s 2nd easiest game of the season

2-0 loss
August 22, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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Maybe Manchester United are just shit 🤔
August 22, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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I was told last night it was "just Coventry"

What's United's excuse?

#PremierLeague
August 22, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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#City are in their Vermaelen can play DM era

#Arsenal
August 17, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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August 16, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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August 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM