Jack Phantom
@jackphantom.bsky.social
Neo-noir jazz artist. No relation to the Alan Moore character (instead, inspired by Dead Island Riptide's "Jacqueline Phantom")
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Jack Phantom
@jackphantom.bsky.social
· Oct 10
Test video post: playing at the performance area at ArtCentricity.
I wonder what will happen when the rednecks realize diesel prices and gasoline for their Silverados will come down in price... when Trump and Netenyahu are REMOVED FROM POWER.
September 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I wonder what will happen when the rednecks realize diesel prices and gasoline for their Silverados will come down in price... when Trump and Netenyahu are REMOVED FROM POWER.
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I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
September 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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Mitch is back 🙌
September 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Mitch is back 🙌
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Like everything else, techbros do nothing but steal. Even their data centers behave like parasites on the rest of us.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Data center drained 30 million gallons of water without reporting or paying for it, investigation reveals
Georgia residents recently learned that a massive data center used nearly 30 million gallons of water without proper billing.
www.yahoo.com
September 17, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Like everything else, techbros do nothing but steal. Even their data centers behave like parasites on the rest of us.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Absolutely no notes.
September 17, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Absolutely no notes.
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Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him.
His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. 
I sued them for wrongful termination and won.
So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. 
I sued them for wrongful termination and won.
So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
Did you ever meet Bob Kraft?
September 17, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him.
His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. 
I sued them for wrongful termination and won.
So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. 
I sued them for wrongful termination and won.
So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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SIGOURNEY WEAVER’s High School Yearbook - 1967
“Please, God, please, don’t let me be normal.”
“Please, God, please, don’t let me be normal.”
September 17, 2026 at 9:43 AM
SIGOURNEY WEAVER’s High School Yearbook - 1967
“Please, God, please, don’t let me be normal.”
“Please, God, please, don’t let me be normal.”
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Happy Birthday to this amazing, lovely woman 🖤 Cassandra Peterson/Elvira is a beautiful, dark light of Joy and her love of the macabre, coupled her with wit and intelligence, have made her a true icon and friend of Weirdos everywhere. I adore her 🕸️🦇
September 17, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Happy Birthday to this amazing, lovely woman 🖤 Cassandra Peterson/Elvira is a beautiful, dark light of Joy and her love of the macabre, coupled her with wit and intelligence, have made her a true icon and friend of Weirdos everywhere. I adore her 🕸️🦇
Does it smell like Curry?
September 16, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Does it smell like Curry?
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But this is what the corporate donors are looking for: flashy, charismatic, but functionally useless in terms of actual change.
Gavin Newsom is basically an overrated sports car. Really pretty on the outside and capable of top speeds. But the fuel efficiency is terrible. So is the handling. So is the maintenance. Looks really cool in a movie but it's completely impractical as your everyday ride. This will become clearer.
September 15, 2026 at 1:09 PM
But this is what the corporate donors are looking for: flashy, charismatic, but functionally useless in terms of actual change.
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Looking good, Senator! Welcome back!
September 15, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Looking good, Senator! Welcome back!
Hey check this out - all the jobs and money are flowing to a country that isn't treating everyone else like a vassal state that should bend to the whims of its King.
“We have what the world wants:
the energy, the resources, the talent, the technology and the capital”
~ PM Mark Carney 🇨🇦
the energy, the resources, the talent, the technology and the capital”
~ PM Mark Carney 🇨🇦
September 15, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Hey check this out - all the jobs and money are flowing to a country that isn't treating everyone else like a vassal state that should bend to the whims of its King.
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Do not. Blame. Trans people. For being upset. When the Democrats. Throw them under the bus. For political gain.
You do not get to judge trans people for being angry about this.
You do not.
Shut your mouth.
You do not get to judge trans people for being angry about this.
You do not.
Shut your mouth.
September 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Do not. Blame. Trans people. For being upset. When the Democrats. Throw them under the bus. For political gain.
You do not get to judge trans people for being angry about this.
You do not.
Shut your mouth.
You do not get to judge trans people for being angry about this.
You do not.
Shut your mouth.
The best way to get a self-described "True Blue" activist to saltily block you is to respond to them ordering everyone to vote for their preferred corporate candidate by reminding them that this has empirically* not worked multiple times.
*empirically - a big word meaning "proven by evidence"
*empirically - a big word meaning "proven by evidence"
September 14, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The best way to get a self-described "True Blue" activist to saltily block you is to respond to them ordering everyone to vote for their preferred corporate candidate by reminding them that this has empirically* not worked multiple times.
*empirically - a big word meaning "proven by evidence"
*empirically - a big word meaning "proven by evidence"
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Billionaires don't use the money they save on taxes to create jobs. That's another myth.
They use it to buy back stock, get bigger corporate jets, and build grander yachts.
They use it to buy back stock, get bigger corporate jets, and build grander yachts.
September 11, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Billionaires don't use the money they save on taxes to create jobs. That's another myth.
They use it to buy back stock, get bigger corporate jets, and build grander yachts.
They use it to buy back stock, get bigger corporate jets, and build grander yachts.
There’s a French show that basically parodies the news with caricature puppets and voice impressions. Similar to England’s “Spitting Image”.
Every time they need a generic American, especially a soldier- its always a mock Sylvester Stallone.
Every time they need a generic American, especially a soldier- its always a mock Sylvester Stallone.
September 12, 2026 at 12:03 PM
There’s a French show that basically parodies the news with caricature puppets and voice impressions. Similar to England’s “Spitting Image”.
Every time they need a generic American, especially a soldier- its always a mock Sylvester Stallone.
Every time they need a generic American, especially a soldier- its always a mock Sylvester Stallone.
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Hey, Austin, the place to be tomorrow night is with @kaseylansdale.bsky.social and yours truly at @bookpeople.com! Come hang out.
September 11, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Hey, Austin, the place to be tomorrow night is with @kaseylansdale.bsky.social and yours truly at @bookpeople.com! Come hang out.
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It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s share books and boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. The novel that started it all for me here and in France, launched barrio noir, and became my first film option is just $2.99 right now!
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0D8...
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0D8...
September 11, 2026 at 1:26 PM
It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s share books and boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. The novel that started it all for me here and in France, launched barrio noir, and became my first film option is just $2.99 right now!
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0D8...
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0D8...
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Let me tell you a story about how top-end menswear retail transformed over the last hundred years. 🧵
September 12, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Let me tell you a story about how top-end menswear retail transformed over the last hundred years. 🧵
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🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: 25-year-old Argentinian biologist Pilar Ferrer has developed an injectable gel that helps repair damaged heart tissue after a heart attack
September 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: 25-year-old Argentinian biologist Pilar Ferrer has developed an injectable gel that helps repair damaged heart tissue after a heart attack