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jacob galapagos
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what the hfuck
Taking the edible that makes me pure of heart and so so innocent
September 17, 2026 at 1:05 AM
He wanna fuck slayyyter richard we just fuck gayer
September 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
He wanna fuck slayyyter richard we should fuck later get to my hotel and fuck him off in the fuckalator
September 16, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I want sex, money, bitches, and the stickiest weed
September 14, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I’m at a gay bar and there are gay people here, am I doing something wrong
September 13, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Made it back to masters in 5v5 Overwatch :3 something everyone cares a great deal about I’m sure
September 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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Page Six Reports is a beautiful name for a little monster
Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky have welcomed their first child together, Page Six reports.
September 12, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Asked my bf what smelled so good and it was just boiling water
September 11, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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haha yeah I bet everyone at the RNC is on grindr anyway can you unchain me from this radiator please
September 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Why is every gay person in Japan. What are they keeping from me there
September 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
When a hoarder clears out their house are they douching the building ?
September 7, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Bill Clit-ton. Does Hillary know about this?
September 4, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Documenting long-ish beard
September 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
It’s think for yourself thursday
ChatGPT, Claude & Grok are currently down, according to users.
September 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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let's all overdo it today, everyone
September 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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casey anthony.... something's not adding up !!!
June 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Gay guy who doesn’t know the word horny: somethjng fierce is happening to my penis
August 31, 2026 at 1:31 AM
What happens if gay republicans mention drag race around each other do they get killed
August 30, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I too shall join the slut posting
August 28, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Everyone’s being a slut today I think that’s so fun
August 28, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Dude what the fuck
August 26, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I’ll get so excited to show my bf a new movie then it turns out he’s already seen it and it’s like. Okay what the hell. Remove it from your memory
August 23, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Hairs cut
August 22, 2026 at 9:24 PM
They should add a Protestant character to overwatch
August 21, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Fresh out the showa
August 19, 2026 at 1:26 AM