Jade Marker🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ - Triangular girlie
@jademarker.eurosky.social
Likes to draw garfield on mondays and go feral over retrotech
Prev: Unity
Currently focusing on ps1 and a game engine
She/her
Gay as hell
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/JadeMarker
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/doyouevenfish
Prev: Unity
Currently focusing on ps1 and a game engine
She/her
Gay as hell
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/JadeMarker
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/doyouevenfish
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Hello hello! I'm Jade! I've been programming the ps1/psx for a couple years now (also another example below), and I'm working on libraries for the system so I can make some cool games and tech demos (e.g. bloom on the psx)
If you like this, please checkout my patreon! Link in bio
Hello hello! I'm Jade! I've been programming the ps1/psx for a couple years now (also another example below), and I'm working on libraries for the system so I can make some cool games and tech demos (e.g. bloom on the psx)
If you like this, please checkout my patreon! Link in bio
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Seeing that portrait of carbuncle made me immediately remember this video I love.
October 7, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Seeing that portrait of carbuncle made me immediately remember this video I love.
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Fun fact! If you split my head open, there's no blood, no brain. Just an odd miasma!!
Wow! 😄
Wow! 😄
October 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Fun fact! If you split my head open, there's no blood, no brain. Just an odd miasma!!
Wow! 😄
Wow! 😄
Despite depression kicking my ass atm,,,
sega saturn, okay?
sega saturn, okay?
Daytona Daytona Usa
Alt: Daytona Usa but the player vehicle is a horse. This is possible via a cheat code :)
static.klipy.com
October 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Despite depression kicking my ass atm,,,
sega saturn, okay?
sega saturn, okay?
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The Steam page for Fairytale's classic ADV "Dead of the Brain" is up. This upcoming re-release will feature the game's first official English translation & uses the previously released fan translation for its base: store.steampowered.com/app/5056390/...
October 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
The Steam page for Fairytale's classic ADV "Dead of the Brain" is up. This upcoming re-release will feature the game's first official English translation & uses the previously released fan translation for its base: store.steampowered.com/app/5056390/...
I'm happy to announce that I've won all Nobel prizes this year and every year. I'd like to thank myself, me and all women. Thank you
October 6, 2026 at 12:33 PM
I'm happy to announce that I've won all Nobel prizes this year and every year. I'd like to thank myself, me and all women. Thank you
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Not now dear mommys playing armadillo racing
August 24, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Not now dear mommys playing armadillo racing
I would be so good at reviewing stuff, like
"Hello everyone, today I am reviewing [product]. I uhhh. Ummmmm. I think that. I think,,,, yeah. Anyway, that's all we've got time for. Like, comment, subscribe, hit the bell for notifications. Make sure to donate your life savings to me :)"
"Hello everyone, today I am reviewing [product]. I uhhh. Ummmmm. I think that. I think,,,, yeah. Anyway, that's all we've got time for. Like, comment, subscribe, hit the bell for notifications. Make sure to donate your life savings to me :)"
October 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I would be so good at reviewing stuff, like
"Hello everyone, today I am reviewing [product]. I uhhh. Ummmmm. I think that. I think,,,, yeah. Anyway, that's all we've got time for. Like, comment, subscribe, hit the bell for notifications. Make sure to donate your life savings to me :)"
"Hello everyone, today I am reviewing [product]. I uhhh. Ummmmm. I think that. I think,,,, yeah. Anyway, that's all we've got time for. Like, comment, subscribe, hit the bell for notifications. Make sure to donate your life savings to me :)"
Most people aren't that well informed on this, so here's a deep dive into why Halloween isn't a fucking joke
1/?
1/?
October 3, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Most people aren't that well informed on this, so here's a deep dive into why Halloween isn't a fucking joke
1/?
1/?
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Top ten tips and tricks for new microwave owners
September 29, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Top ten tips and tricks for new microwave owners
Ray
how do you even fuck this one up
September 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Ray
I realise that atm I only really post anti ai shit. But in my defense, depression + living in the rotting corpse of capitalism really kills any motivation
Hard to want to do anything when you can't see a future for yourself, or anyone :(
Hard to want to do anything when you can't see a future for yourself, or anyone :(
September 28, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I realise that atm I only really post anti ai shit. But in my defense, depression + living in the rotting corpse of capitalism really kills any motivation
Hard to want to do anything when you can't see a future for yourself, or anyone :(
Hard to want to do anything when you can't see a future for yourself, or anyone :(
Maaaannn. Really disappointed that the newest mvg video seems to be advocating for ai slop recomps/decomps
September 28, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Maaaannn. Really disappointed that the newest mvg video seems to be advocating for ai slop recomps/decomps
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i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
September 27, 2026 at 3:24 PM
i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
Hey y'all. Life update: I am now a flesh cube. I hope you can learn to accept this big change in my life
September 25, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Hey y'all. Life update: I am now a flesh cube. I hope you can learn to accept this big change in my life
"You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
No. I'm telling you a shrimp woke up in the dead of night and killed their entire platoon. Shit was fucked up. But yes, they did also fry some rice
No. I'm telling you a shrimp woke up in the dead of night and killed their entire platoon. Shit was fucked up. But yes, they did also fry some rice
September 23, 2026 at 6:38 PM
"You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
No. I'm telling you a shrimp woke up in the dead of night and killed their entire platoon. Shit was fucked up. But yes, they did also fry some rice
No. I'm telling you a shrimp woke up in the dead of night and killed their entire platoon. Shit was fucked up. But yes, they did also fry some rice
Aewsome, thank you linked. Truly the site ever made 🤢
September 23, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Aewsome, thank you linked. Truly the site ever made 🤢
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Whatsapp espeon :)
September 21, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Whatsapp espeon :)
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Trans women will be like "you have GOT to hop on this game, it's peak" and it's some Japan-exclusive shmup for the Sega Saturn called
Human bullet battle DX Married Woman Frenzy Hell Edition
June 24, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Trans women will be like "you have GOT to hop on this game, it's peak" and it's some Japan-exclusive shmup for the Sega Saturn called
Help!!! I've been making homunculae and the most recent one came out looking like a photorealistic version of Bart Simpson. It keeps telling me to "CONSUME SHORTS" and I'm scared
September 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Help!!! I've been making homunculae and the most recent one came out looking like a photorealistic version of Bart Simpson. It keeps telling me to "CONSUME SHORTS" and I'm scared
Recently did a 3 person archipelago, where I was playing Zelda 1 and like. God I forgot how good Zelda 1 is. I've heard some people say that's it's dated, unplayable etc and like. You're ontologically evil if you think it's bad/unplayable, sorry
September 19, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Recently did a 3 person archipelago, where I was playing Zelda 1 and like. God I forgot how good Zelda 1 is. I've heard some people say that's it's dated, unplayable etc and like. You're ontologically evil if you think it's bad/unplayable, sorry