Jake
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Most non-blocked person on Bluesky
Most non-blocked person on Bluesky
I don't understand people who use psychedelics and are conservative
September 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I don't understand people who use psychedelics and are conservative
To the bigots who say that New Yorkers went back on "Never Forget" 9/11 by electing Mamdami: No, it's actually you who forgot what it means to be American.
September 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
To the bigots who say that New Yorkers went back on "Never Forget" 9/11 by electing Mamdami: No, it's actually you who forgot what it means to be American.
One thing I miss about drinking is hotel bars when you're traveling. Actually, nightlife in general when you're traveling.
August 18, 2026 at 8:42 PM
One thing I miss about drinking is hotel bars when you're traveling. Actually, nightlife in general when you're traveling.
KAYSEYE "Animal" is a total ripoff of Britney's "Toxic"
August 17, 2026 at 2:43 PM
KAYSEYE "Animal" is a total ripoff of Britney's "Toxic"
Give teachers cop salaries and give cops teacher salaries
August 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Give teachers cop salaries and give cops teacher salaries
Opinions that might get me canceled:
I like changing the time twice a year
I like tipping culture
I absolutely hate dark mode
I don't think farts are funny
I like changing the time twice a year
I like tipping culture
I absolutely hate dark mode
I don't think farts are funny
August 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Opinions that might get me canceled:
I like changing the time twice a year
I like tipping culture
I absolutely hate dark mode
I don't think farts are funny
I like changing the time twice a year
I like tipping culture
I absolutely hate dark mode
I don't think farts are funny
Can we have a talk about the Michigan senate polls? #abdulelsayed #misenate
August 5, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Can we have a talk about the Michigan senate polls? #abdulelsayed #misenate
Reposted by Jake
Susan Collins announcing she'll vote against a controversial nominee is basically the moment it becomes clear that nominee will be confirmed. It means Thune has enough votes to confirm, and thus, Collins gets a pass to look independent.
August 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Susan Collins announcing she'll vote against a controversial nominee is basically the moment it becomes clear that nominee will be confirmed. It means Thune has enough votes to confirm, and thus, Collins gets a pass to look independent.
There is absolutely nothing redeeming about St. Louis
August 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
There is absolutely nothing redeeming about St. Louis
Reposted by Jake
Watching the entire centrist wing of the Democratic Party lose their minds because people are running in primaries without the permission of, like, James Carville’s desiccated husk is really something.
July 11, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Watching the entire centrist wing of the Democratic Party lose their minds because people are running in primaries without the permission of, like, James Carville’s desiccated husk is really something.
Miss Rachel is from Maine. I'm just saying. Take that for what it is.
July 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Miss Rachel is from Maine. I'm just saying. Take that for what it is.
Platner should stay in the race
July 8, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Platner should stay in the race
Weird how if you're anti-Israel, your entire past gets dug up. All of your exes, all of your tattoos, all of your jobs, all of your internet posts. But if you're pro-Israel, you're not investigated at all. Anything bad is safely hidden away.
July 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Weird how if you're anti-Israel, your entire past gets dug up. All of your exes, all of your tattoos, all of your jobs, all of your internet posts. But if you're pro-Israel, you're not investigated at all. Anything bad is safely hidden away.
Both Taylor Swift haters and Taylor Swift lovers are weird groups of people.
July 6, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Both Taylor Swift haters and Taylor Swift lovers are weird groups of people.
There's a deepfake video on TikTok of Balogun saying he will sit out the match voluntarily. It looks so real. I fell for it.
July 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
There's a deepfake video on TikTok of Balogun saying he will sit out the match voluntarily. It looks so real. I fell for it.
Trump really ruined the Team USA vibes with the cheating. Balogun should sit this out voluntarily.
July 5, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Trump really ruined the Team USA vibes with the cheating. Balogun should sit this out voluntarily.
I started listening to Bosnian hip hop to make a funny World Cup TikTok, but it actually slaps and I can't stop listening. open.spotify.com/track/60iNR3...
Godzilla
Jala Brat, Buba Corelli · GODZILLA · Song · 2026
open.spotify.com
July 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I started listening to Bosnian hip hop to make a funny World Cup TikTok, but it actually slaps and I can't stop listening. open.spotify.com/track/60iNR3...
Madonna, please just stop.
July 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Madonna, please just stop.
No billionaire is spending millions to make you more socialist
July 1, 2026 at 3:30 PM
No billionaire is spending millions to make you more socialist
We're digging up dinosaurs
July 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
We're digging up dinosaurs