King of the Suburbs
@jamesbaumann.bsky.social
Music, books, dogs, baseball, hoops, politics, journalism, general gadabout and mockery. He/Him/His
Okay. What the heck was going on with that Nereus commercial? So many questions!!!!
October 4, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Okay. What the heck was going on with that Nereus commercial? So many questions!!!!
All these Google Cloud “stats” commercials during the playoffs are a great way to convince casual baseball fans that analytics = coincidence. #mlb
October 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
All these Google Cloud “stats” commercials during the playoffs are a great way to convince casual baseball fans that analytics = coincidence. #mlb
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Republicans have gone beyond scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to defend Senate appointee Jon Husted.
www.news5cleveland.com/news/politic...
www.news5cleveland.com/news/politic...
Woman accusing Sherrod Brown of forcing transgender surgeries isn’t from Ohio, didn’t have procedure as minor
In an attack ad against U.S. Senate candidate Sherrod Brown, a woman accuses the Democrat of pushing transgender surgeries on minors "like her." She didn't have surgery until she was an adult.
www.news5cleveland.com
October 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Republicans have gone beyond scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to defend Senate appointee Jon Husted.
www.news5cleveland.com/news/politic...
www.news5cleveland.com/news/politic...
I read this quickly and thought it said “Judge blocks federal prosecutors from *refilling* Reflecting Pool.”
www.newsfromthestates.com/article/judg...
www.newsfromthestates.com/article/judg...
Judge blocks federal prosecutors from refiling charges in Reflecting Pool case
WASHINGTON — A D.C. Superior Court judge ruled Thursday that prosecutors cannot, for a second time, charge former Olympic canoeist David Hearn with damaging the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.Judge ...
www.newsfromthestates.com
October 2, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I read this quickly and thought it said “Judge blocks federal prosecutors from *refilling* Reflecting Pool.”
www.newsfromthestates.com/article/judg...
www.newsfromthestates.com/article/judg...
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if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
The first team in MLB history to make the postseason after even two consecutive 100-loss seasons (they had 3) just won a postseason series
These White Sox, what a story!
These White Sox, what a story!
October 1, 2026 at 12:39 PM
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
Can’t believe Vivek got Hank Hill to do the voice-over for his latest commercial.
October 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Can’t believe Vivek got Hank Hill to do the voice-over for his latest commercial.
Forgotten verse to a Springsteen classic.
September 30, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Forgotten verse to a Springsteen classic.
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Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
September 30, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
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Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
September 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
Whenever I’m scrolling and I see the Gwinnett Stripers mentioned by @transactionbot.bsky.social, for .01 seconds my brain thinks it says “Scooter Gennet.”
September 29, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Whenever I’m scrolling and I see the Gwinnett Stripers mentioned by @transactionbot.bsky.social, for .01 seconds my brain thinks it says “Scooter Gennet.”
Thanks MLB. I can’t watch Verlander pitch his last game just because they are playing the Pirates — a team 3+. Hours from my house that are blacked out. Nobody hates their fans more than MLB.
September 26, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Thanks MLB. I can’t watch Verlander pitch his last game just because they are playing the Pirates — a team 3+. Hours from my house that are blacked out. Nobody hates their fans more than MLB.
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Scrawl Live at Lounge Ax on 2000-01-14 https://archive.org/details/ajc04007_scrawl_2000-01-14
Scrawl Live at Lounge Ax on 2000-01-14 : Scrawl : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Scrawl - Lounge Ax - 2000-01-14 - Realistic PZM Mics + Soundboard > Tascam DA-P1 > DAT (M)
archive.org
September 19, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Scrawl Live at Lounge Ax on 2000-01-14 https://archive.org/details/ajc04007_scrawl_2000-01-14
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Scrawl Live at Lounge Ax on 1999-02-13 https://archive.org/details/ajc04006_scrawl_1999-02-13
Scrawl Live at Lounge Ax on 1999-02-13 : Scrawl : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Scrawl - Lounge Ax - 1999-02-13 - Realistic PZM Mics + Soundboard > Tascam DA-P1 > DAT (M)
archive.org
September 19, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Scrawl Live at Lounge Ax on 1999-02-13 https://archive.org/details/ajc04006_scrawl_1999-02-13
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We will vote to rebuke him so decisively no president will dare such abuses again for centuries.
September 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
We will vote to rebuke him so decisively no president will dare such abuses again for centuries.
There are a lot of things to dislike about the Dodgers, but I think their “look at me, I got a hit” celebration on base is the most annoying and looks like something from a tee-ball game.
September 17, 2026 at 5:39 PM
There are a lot of things to dislike about the Dodgers, but I think their “look at me, I got a hit” celebration on base is the most annoying and looks like something from a tee-ball game.
Can you imagine how indoctrinated he must be by now? #Sarcasm
Jamie Beaton has 12 advanced degrees from Harvard, Yale, Oxford and other top universities, with more on the way.
Jamie Beaton Could Be the World’s Most Educated Person
Jamie Beaton has 12 advanced degrees from Harvard, Yale, Oxford and other top universities, with more on the way. Why? How?
nyti.ms
September 16, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Can you imagine how indoctrinated he must be by now? #Sarcasm
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So… that was a terrible, terrible television show in which some good things happened.
September 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
So… that was a terrible, terrible television show in which some good things happened.
Can anyone check how much the betting line moved once it was confirmed Cruz would be there?
Ted Cruz interrupted during ESPN appearance by fired-up crowd chanting, "TED, YOU SUCK!"
September 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Can anyone check how much the betting line moved once it was confirmed Cruz would be there?
I’d be enjoying the Elly show this week a lot more if I didn’t think it was an extended audition for the eventual free agent bargaining with these Dodgers.
September 10, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I’d be enjoying the Elly show this week a lot more if I didn’t think it was an extended audition for the eventual free agent bargaining with these Dodgers.
Western Michigan can still win if Mike Pence does the right thing.
September 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Western Michigan can still win if Mike Pence does the right thing.
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Not many bands can pull off an eight-minute rocker at the Tiny Desk. Chicago's finest lean into its excellent guitar playing, poignant lyrics and a sturdy, Midwestern sensibility. n.pr/4gRQo6T
Ratboys: Tiny Desk Concert
Not many bands can pull off an eight-minute rocker at the Tiny Desk. Chicago's finest lean into its excellent guitar playing, poignant lyrics and a sturdy, Midwestern sensibility.
n.pr
September 8, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Not many bands can pull off an eight-minute rocker at the Tiny Desk. Chicago's finest lean into its excellent guitar playing, poignant lyrics and a sturdy, Midwestern sensibility. n.pr/4gRQo6T