jamjamjamspoon.bsky.social
jamjamjamspoon.bsky.social
jamjamjamspoon.bsky.social
@jamjamjamspoon.bsky.social
Great (and real) band names.

Dogfaced Herman’s.
Squirrel Bait
Expando Brain
Celibate Rifles
Hagar the Womb.
Bastard Kestrel.
October 10, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Why do so many people still use substack? Aren’t there alternatives?
October 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
World mental health day!
Someone up there is really taking the piss out of us.
I blame Jesus. His fault. Prick likes a Good gag. Remember the boulder.
October 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Talking of iPads.
I like to mess around with noise making sometimes. The iPad is one of the best possible tools for that in my opinion.
iOS is absolutely rammed with pretty cheap and really professional pro audio apps.
October 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Was going to do some positives but all this typing has given me a headache. Especially as I have to go back and change my spelling\grammer mistakes each sentence. Every time.
iPad is shit for typing on.
October 10, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Just blocked a lot of people for talking to the smarmy cunt Lewis Goodall. Maitlis- adjacent motherfucker That he is.
October 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Dear all.

Recently I have stated that #JeremyClarkson rapes his own livestock.
After discussion with his solicitors I would like to amend that statement to say that all sex was consensual. Tender, even.

I’m sorry for any distressed caused etc
October 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Haven’t seen a decent marvel film since Endgame.
Given up trying. Now that whole arc is done, so am I.

They are never going to stop making them are they?
October 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
ok not everyone. There are some people here. Just found They Might Be Giants.
October 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
So the rest of the world never left twitter then? Fuck me that’s depressing.
Every govt every corporation every celebrity( wasn’t expecting anything else from them.)

The whole world is frightened of the USA.
October 10, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Tried using emojis once. Felt like a Right wally. Like I was trying to be cool or something and failing. Haven’t used one since.
I am older than the sea.
October 10, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Currently blocking the bigger gobshites I can remember.
Marc Cuban has 1.4 million followers! Fuck me he’s an idiot!
October 10, 2026 at 1:42 PM
@vapyd.bsky.social
vaporfunk! That sounds good. Must listen to your stuff.
October 10, 2026 at 12:37 PM
There is a great station called Bagel FM. It used to be on so a but went solo I don’t know why. I would listen to it more because it’s really good , but I tend to forget it’s there.
October 10, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Am I now an ambassador for #somafm ?
I’m fine with that.
October 10, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Maybe I should look into how hashtags work.
I put #SomaFM and that’s all it takes?
What does that mean, how does that get seen. No need to answer I’ll figure it out.
October 10, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Been listening to vaporwaves on Soma Fm
Good station. Vaporwave is very chill. Shimmery and a bit strange. Like a lot.
October 10, 2026 at 10:51 AM
102 post in a 24 hour period i have never typed so much.
October 10, 2026 at 8:45 AM
now its those candy crush games.
when she 1st got an ipad i put a tenner credit on it and she spunked it all on dinosaurs for the Jurrasic park game!
she hasnt spent a penny since, she finds a new puzzle game every now and then and it becomes her main thing but she is never tempted to spend anymore.
October 10, 2026 at 8:44 AM
she also played though Duke Nukem and Quake on pc back in the day. Forgot about that.
October 10, 2026 at 8:40 AM
my partner is weird about games, she will only watch me play resident evil games and she still refers to Daggerfall as " the one with the clippy cloppy horse that you played forever"

amd sometimea cart racer. she liked that new racer on switch 2 too (tutu) forget the name. i wasnt so keen.
October 10, 2026 at 8:39 AM
i have just totted them up and i have owned 19 game consoles in my life so far. and a few gaming pcs to.

think i might be a gamer.
October 10, 2026 at 8:35 AM
the new Stars Wars racer looks cracking, but as usual it will have to wait until it costs a lot less.
back catalogue can handle it for a bit.
Maybe i will try and finish Wipout instead? its been a while.
October 10, 2026 at 8:31 AM
sometimes, just for fun, if im talking to someone i will mention London and see how long they take to mention knife crime.
October 10, 2026 at 8:26 AM
it really is quite deserted around here, just miles upon miles of unused country lanes, perfect for riding.
No, im not saying where i live because i dont want you clogging up my lovely lanes.
just me and the insects, and the occasional farm cat who is too quick for me to catch. gits.
October 10, 2026 at 8:23 AM