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they're literally making an overlord
Next week, Google is putting an experimental satellite into orbit that is the first step towards building A.I. data centers in space. This technology is all still very speculative, but tech leaders are increasingly adamant that this is the future of compute. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/t...
Google Is Sending an A.I. Data Center to Outer Space (Gift Article)
Next Thursday, Google is sending an experimental satellite into orbit that will have enough computing power to answer simple A.I. queries from space.
www.nytimes.com
September 26, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The year is 2027 and Christian Alicea and Ovy on the Drums have a hit song with lyrics that only consist of them saying their names
September 21, 2026 at 4:57 PM
If Tilly Norwood is a person then Microsoft Teams is the worst motherfucker I’ve ever met
September 19, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Neutrality should be called The Wanker’s Gambit
September 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
It’s super weird how you can have fun with soccer and volleyballs by just passing and juggling but doing that with a basketball and no hoop gets old fast
September 11, 2026 at 3:41 PM
What I would give for Kewpie Mayo to be the kit sponsor for a football club
September 5, 2026 at 5:16 PM
utterly devastated to find out the price of a Shawn Kemp rookie card
September 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I am excited to have a container to drain the washing machine years old
September 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Somewhere out there’s definitely a dad with a toilet paper burn rate spreadsheet
September 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Please go on a podcast with Fortune Feimster
August 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Feels like we’re due for another cover of Suspicious Minds
August 24, 2026 at 2:57 AM
if Bond girls had to have modern names would it be something like Twerk Bottomsley
August 13, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Paul Downs in Hacks is a live action Kermit while everyone Muppets around him
August 13, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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Five former chairs of a watchdog committee say the Species at Risk Act will become “meaningless” and “merely paper protection” if the government follows through on proposed changes to the act.

thetyee.ca/News/2026/08...
Scientists Warn Carney’s Changes Will Bring ‘Wilful Extinction’ | The Tyee
Proposed amendments to make building ports and pipelines easier could destroy entire species.
thetyee.ca
August 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
The Lakers are going to tank all of their social goodwill
August 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Arteta and Vini Jr would've been peak football odd couple
August 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Truly amazing that “Swarovski crystal X-Men Cyclops figurine” isn’t a joke
August 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Who tone polices the tone police?
August 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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What Can’t I Press? now includes Orca keyboard shortcuts. #a11y github.com/ericwbailey/...
GitHub - ericwbailey/what-cant-i-press: ⌨️ Lists what keyboard shortcuts are claimed
⌨️ Lists what keyboard shortcuts are claimed. Contribute to ericwbailey/what-cant-i-press development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
August 1, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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Coates is just incredibly on point in this. No one in his cohort of big ticket intellectuals has met the moment anywhere near as well as he has. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZrX...
"Palestinians are wholly excluded from the room" w/ Ta-Nehisi Coates
YouTube video by Makdisi Street
www.youtube.com
July 29, 2026 at 5:07 AM
It will always be funny to me that Feige has made all of the same mistakes of comic book events by having it go from the joy of character interactions to miserable cash grabs
July 20, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I’ve spent a significant time today thinking about how Jimothy works with the tune of Ebony and Ivory
July 20, 2026 at 12:15 AM
It’s remarkable that sports betting became legal at the same time that sports are being visibly manipulated
July 19, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Just randomly came across someone on reddit posting an uncredited AI remake of one of my napkin cartoons. What a world.
July 19, 2026 at 3:53 AM