Jason
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I wasn't good at Twitter and I'm not gonna be good at this, either
Heartbreaking: economy so bad a local multibillionaire has to work until he's 96
Legendary investor Warren Buffett, 96, has stepped down as chairman of Berkshire Hathaway effective immediately.
Warren Buffett, 96, steps down as chairman of Berkshire Hathaway
“Father Time always wins,” the legendary investor said. Buffet will become Chairman Emeritus while his son Howard takes over as chair.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 18, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Heartbreaking: economy so bad a local multibillionaire has to work until he's 96
Ryan Murphy did a live-action reshoot of that vomiting scene from Family Guy in this Lizzie Borden series. It's a lot!
September 18, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Ryan Murphy did a live-action reshoot of that vomiting scene from Family Guy in this Lizzie Borden series. It's a lot!
Absolutely incredible. A Sports Guy offered to build a local HBCU a brand new football stadium *for free* and they just...said OK without even seeing a contract or even Googling the Sports Guy.
Real big "But Tom Cruise said I needed to send him these gift cards!" energy from the quoted board member
Real big "But Tom Cruise said I needed to send him these gift cards!" energy from the quoted board member
ONLY ON WIS: Former Allen University trustee says board approved stadium project without seeing contract
A federal indictment against the man behind Allen University’s failed football stadium project is raising questions about how trustees approved the agreement.
www.wistv.com
September 17, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Absolutely incredible. A Sports Guy offered to build a local HBCU a brand new football stadium *for free* and they just...said OK without even seeing a contract or even Googling the Sports Guy.
Real big "But Tom Cruise said I needed to send him these gift cards!" energy from the quoted board member
Real big "But Tom Cruise said I needed to send him these gift cards!" energy from the quoted board member
Congrats to Ed Sheeran for his 2026 Nobel Prize in Not Reading the Room
September 15, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Congrats to Ed Sheeran for his 2026 Nobel Prize in Not Reading the Room
Gee I can't imagine why they didn't want reporters shooting video of this. The man's brain stem is as strong as ever.
whatcha thinkin?
September 15, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Gee I can't imagine why they didn't want reporters shooting video of this. The man's brain stem is as strong as ever.
Macaulay Culkin got me tearing up like it's My Girl 2
September 15, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Macaulay Culkin got me tearing up like it's My Girl 2
Olivia Benson (cat) is a damn fine actress
September 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Olivia Benson (cat) is a damn fine actress
We might need a musical episode of SVU after that Emmys opening
September 15, 2026 at 12:04 AM
We might need a musical episode of SVU after that Emmys opening
Definitely ask! Found out from my mom last year that I never got the measles vaccine as a kid because I...got measles? In the 1980s somehow?
already seeing gloating about this but how many of YOU have recently verified your childhood series was completed?
how many of your parents lost track of those in the last 4+ decades and "think" you got all of them?
and did u know older ppl who GOT em all may now have lost immunity????
how many of your parents lost track of those in the last 4+ decades and "think" you got all of them?
and did u know older ppl who GOT em all may now have lost immunity????
Adult woman dies of measles complications in growing Pennsylvania outbreak | CNN
A 40-year-old woman who lived in Jefferson County, Pennsylvania, has died from measles complications, the county coroner confirmed Sunday. It’s the third measles-associated death in a fast-growing out...
www.cnn.com
September 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Definitely ask! Found out from my mom last year that I never got the measles vaccine as a kid because I...got measles? In the 1980s somehow?
Kimi Antonelli vs. track limits, vol. infinity
September 13, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Kimi Antonelli vs. track limits, vol. infinity
Can't believe we got Bama is a basketball school and Kentucky is a football school before GTA6
September 12, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Can't believe we got Bama is a basketball school and Kentucky is a football school before GTA6
At what point are we going to be honest with ourselves and admit we misidentified a giraffe
September 10, 2026 at 2:06 PM
At what point are we going to be honest with ourselves and admit we misidentified a giraffe
The iPhone Duo solves a lot of problems I have never once had and all I would get out of it is a phone that's too big to be a phone and a tablet that's too small to be a tablet
September 9, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The iPhone Duo solves a lot of problems I have never once had and all I would get out of it is a phone that's too big to be a phone and a tablet that's too small to be a tablet
I was only listening to the Nintendo Direct and when the announcer said 'Eternal Anima' I heard 'Eternal Enema' and I have never jumped so high
September 9, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I was only listening to the Nintendo Direct and when the announcer said 'Eternal Anima' I heard 'Eternal Enema' and I have never jumped so high
Every thirty eight year old in the greater Charlotte area is at this Hayley Williams concert
September 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every thirty eight year old in the greater Charlotte area is at this Hayley Williams concert
I am not fully prepared for the vibes at Monza when Italy's national anthem plays for Kimi
September 6, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I am not fully prepared for the vibes at Monza when Italy's national anthem plays for Kimi
Kimi, pls. Pls, Kimi.
September 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Kimi, pls. Pls, Kimi.
Just cussed so loud at Charles Leclerc's hit that I woke up a house three doors down
September 6, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Just cussed so loud at Charles Leclerc's hit that I woke up a house three doors down
Just lore-dumped 20 years of Paramore history on my wife to prep her for the Hayley Williams show in a few days and lemme tell you, when you put it all into one 15-minute presentation this mfer i sounds messy as hell
September 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Just lore-dumped 20 years of Paramore history on my wife to prep her for the Hayley Williams show in a few days and lemme tell you, when you put it all into one 15-minute presentation this mfer i sounds messy as hell
Hell yeah, Dawn Staley getting some of that Saturday afternoon Aflac bag
September 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Hell yeah, Dawn Staley getting some of that Saturday afternoon Aflac bag
Ryan [Coleman-]Williams is back off the naughty list now
September 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Ryan [Coleman-]Williams is back off the naughty list now
Ah, well. Nevertheless...
Ryan [Coleman-]Williams didn't drop that one and Bama is running the damn ball so we might actually be back
September 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Ah, well. Nevertheless...
Ryan [Coleman-]Williams didn't drop that one and Bama is running the damn ball so we might actually be back
September 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Ryan [Coleman-]Williams didn't drop that one and Bama is running the damn ball so we might actually be back
Can't believe ECU got a guy from the Village People as their starting QB
September 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Can't believe ECU got a guy from the Village People as their starting QB
"They don't want their running back to get contacted behind the line of scrimmage." Oh you don't say
September 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
"They don't want their running back to get contacted behind the line of scrimmage." Oh you don't say