Jason "we're gonna win" Delaney
@jasonjdelaney.bsky.social
Increasingly decrepit father, partner, economist, teacher
LFGM, UU, upbeat guy, still recovering from an injury sustained during the cola wars
on your side, rooting for you, no matter what
LFGM, UU, upbeat guy, still recovering from an injury sustained during the cola wars
on your side, rooting for you, no matter what
The thing is, "don't call your opponent a Nazi" maybe makes some kind of sense unless they are, in fact, a Nazi, in which case it just means "don't look reality in the face" which, bad advice, man. Really bad advice.
Brooks and so many others just refuse to see what the GOP has become ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Brooks and so many others just refuse to see what the GOP has become ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Jon Ossoff, my advice to him is, if you start calling your political opponents Nazis, maybe it's time to shut up. That's just not what we do here in this country." -- David Brooks, this evening. Remember, Brooks still gets very handsomely rewarded by the fossilized media for saying shit like this
October 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
The thing is, "don't call your opponent a Nazi" maybe makes some kind of sense unless they are, in fact, a Nazi, in which case it just means "don't look reality in the face" which, bad advice, man. Really bad advice.
Brooks and so many others just refuse to see what the GOP has become ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Brooks and so many others just refuse to see what the GOP has become ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The only dessert I one hundred percent could make better than Paul Hollywood is evidently smores
Like if I made a smore for you, over a real fire, you'd have to ask whether you thought I was cute before you realized no actually it's just that I'm good at this dessert
Like if I made a smore for you, over a real fire, you'd have to ask whether you thought I was cute before you realized no actually it's just that I'm good at this dessert
October 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
The only dessert I one hundred percent could make better than Paul Hollywood is evidently smores
Like if I made a smore for you, over a real fire, you'd have to ask whether you thought I was cute before you realized no actually it's just that I'm good at this dessert
Like if I made a smore for you, over a real fire, you'd have to ask whether you thought I was cute before you realized no actually it's just that I'm good at this dessert
I'm not saying I deserve this life but I think I would do it justice, honor the call if it were to be me that was chosen
new rule: you're allowed to have a net worth over a billion dollars, but this has to be your only car
1967 Ferves Ranger
October 12, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I'm not saying I deserve this life but I think I would do it justice, honor the call if it were to be me that was chosen
I fucking love Strange Days, as problematic as it is, but the idea that a charismatic popular artist being murdered by the state would change things
Man I wish the world worked the way it does on the hearts of screenwriters sometimes
Man I wish the world worked the way it does on the hearts of screenwriters sometimes
October 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I fucking love Strange Days, as problematic as it is, but the idea that a charismatic popular artist being murdered by the state would change things
Man I wish the world worked the way it does on the hearts of screenwriters sometimes
Man I wish the world worked the way it does on the hearts of screenwriters sometimes
It's why he might actually have the juice to create a realignment
The dumb shit no one likes will continue until someone makes him stop but the only criterion for becoming a Republican candidate is taking the oath: "I solemnly swear not to try and stop the dumb shit no one likes"
The dumb shit no one likes will continue until someone makes him stop but the only criterion for becoming a Republican candidate is taking the oath: "I solemnly swear not to try and stop the dumb shit no one likes"
it's a bit concerning that instead of responding to obvious political incentives and moderating on some of their worst and most unpopular policies, the Trump administration is getting more and more extreme
October 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
It's why he might actually have the juice to create a realignment
The dumb shit no one likes will continue until someone makes him stop but the only criterion for becoming a Republican candidate is taking the oath: "I solemnly swear not to try and stop the dumb shit no one likes"
The dumb shit no one likes will continue until someone makes him stop but the only criterion for becoming a Republican candidate is taking the oath: "I solemnly swear not to try and stop the dumb shit no one likes"
No worries bro, I'm also not married to Keri Russell
Russell and Rhys have been together for over ten years and have no plans to get married. In fact, Russell thinks marriage as a concept is ‘antiquated.’
Keri Russell Thinks Marriage Is ‘Antiquated’
Russell and Rhys have been together for over ten years and have no plans to get married. In fact, Russell thinks marriage as a concept is ‘antiquated.’
www.thecut.com
October 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
No worries bro, I'm also not married to Keri Russell
Sure, it's for lovers until somebody tells it like it is
October 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Sure, it's for lovers until somebody tells it like it is
"lower body injuries have limited the aging Talarico's range but the move from shortstop to second went better than expected and his short swing to the opposite field means his contact-heavy hitting will age better than his pull-happy peers if he can keep his quick first step out of the box."
New America PAC mailer just dropped and I regret to report that I want the tshirt version
October 9, 2026 at 1:15 PM
"lower body injuries have limited the aging Talarico's range but the move from shortstop to second went better than expected and his short swing to the opposite field means his contact-heavy hitting will age better than his pull-happy peers if he can keep his quick first step out of the box."
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roomba with cerebrovascular issues gets stuck in a corner
Again he’s really losing it with the AI stuff now
October 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
roomba with cerebrovascular issues gets stuck in a corner
Tbh I don't know if I've ever been a fan of anything enough to get in fights on a subreddit about it
Yelling at wfan Mets fans on Facebook from time to time, sure, but that's just good clean fun
Yelling at wfan Mets fans on Facebook from time to time, sure, but that's just good clean fun
October 8, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Tbh I don't know if I've ever been a fan of anything enough to get in fights on a subreddit about it
Yelling at wfan Mets fans on Facebook from time to time, sure, but that's just good clean fun
Yelling at wfan Mets fans on Facebook from time to time, sure, but that's just good clean fun
a nice thing about being a Woke Dad is that when my kids learn like literally any facts about history or the world and then come home to tell me, i don't have to be all like "wHy ArE tHEy TeAChInG mY cHiLdREn ThIS StUfF"
i'm like "yeah i know, pretty bad, huh. want to help fix it?"
it's better!
i'm like "yeah i know, pretty bad, huh. want to help fix it?"
it's better!
October 7, 2026 at 4:14 PM
a nice thing about being a Woke Dad is that when my kids learn like literally any facts about history or the world and then come home to tell me, i don't have to be all like "wHy ArE tHEy TeAChInG mY cHiLdREn ThIS StUfF"
i'm like "yeah i know, pretty bad, huh. want to help fix it?"
it's better!
i'm like "yeah i know, pretty bad, huh. want to help fix it?"
it's better!
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Why isn't this on every TV screen and not the fairy tale of killer robots
Haha, this fucking sucks.
October 7, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Why isn't this on every TV screen and not the fairy tale of killer robots
Never feels great to see your ex in the Love section of the Times.
I just hope she's happy
I just hope she's happy
Okay, Mets fans, it’s *The New Yorker’s* weekly caption contest.
Caption away!
Caption away!
October 6, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Never feels great to see your ex in the Love section of the Times.
I just hope she's happy
I just hope she's happy
Trump take egg
The NY Fed examines how tariffs affected inflation and finds that, without them, goods prices would have declined as of last February.
libertystreeteconomics.newyorkfed.org/2026/10/how-...
libertystreeteconomics.newyorkfed.org/2026/10/how-...
October 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Trump take egg
"we were just advocating for violence against women in the abstract like civilized men, you're not allowed to get mad at us waaaaah"
Fuck these losers. Wander into traffic and improve the moral standing of humanity, you absolute cretins
Fuck these losers. Wander into traffic and improve the moral standing of humanity, you absolute cretins
lmao
October 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
"we were just advocating for violence against women in the abstract like civilized men, you're not allowed to get mad at us waaaaah"
Fuck these losers. Wander into traffic and improve the moral standing of humanity, you absolute cretins
Fuck these losers. Wander into traffic and improve the moral standing of humanity, you absolute cretins
love that we apparently give a select few five-year-olds full liberty of movement until we slam the door back on them upon reaching their sixth birthday
fuck yeah that's right get back in your yard, who do you think you are kindergartner
fuck yeah that's right get back in your yard, who do you think you are kindergartner
Our built infrastructure robs kids of their freedom of independent mobility. Streets are dominated by oversized vehicles, piloted by aggressive and distracted drivers where one mistake can turn lethal. We sacrificed child development to subsidize the auto industry.
October 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
love that we apparently give a select few five-year-olds full liberty of movement until we slam the door back on them upon reaching their sixth birthday
fuck yeah that's right get back in your yard, who do you think you are kindergartner
fuck yeah that's right get back in your yard, who do you think you are kindergartner
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pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/o...
Dennis Hastert, Powerful Politician Disgraced by Child Sexual Abuse, Dies (Gift Article)
The longest-serving Republican speaker of the House admitted in 2016 to abusing teenage boys decades earlier. He was 84.
www.nytimes.com
October 5, 2026 at 3:28 PM
pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/o...
it is very funny that people are like "huh, $5k? interesting...oh wait, that fucking guy proposed it, ugh..." except for Republicans who still eat his shit up with a spoon
and even THEY are like "wait so it's bribery? naw fuck that shit"
and even THEY are like "wait so it's bribery? naw fuck that shit"
insane that he keeps doubling down on this -- and on the conditional in particular, which polls terribly www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-09-27...
October 5, 2026 at 5:03 PM
it is very funny that people are like "huh, $5k? interesting...oh wait, that fucking guy proposed it, ugh..." except for Republicans who still eat his shit up with a spoon
and even THEY are like "wait so it's bribery? naw fuck that shit"
and even THEY are like "wait so it's bribery? naw fuck that shit"
one reason computing is increasingly annoying for me is that i'm weird. yes: i do want to download a local copy of every pdf. no, i do not want to open it in the browser. yes, i always want to view file extensions and hidden files. i always, always, want to view the location of the file. i'm old
October 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM
one reason computing is increasingly annoying for me is that i'm weird. yes: i do want to download a local copy of every pdf. no, i do not want to open it in the browser. yes, i always want to view file extensions and hidden files. i always, always, want to view the location of the file. i'm old
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This is a community note for the ages.
October 5, 2026 at 12:31 PM
This is a community note for the ages.
Large Marge from Pee-wee's Big Adventure was the stuff if nightmares
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
October 5, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Large Marge from Pee-wee's Big Adventure was the stuff if nightmares
[Alternate reality where salad greens only grow in the Swiss alps]
(Echoing) ARU-GALA
(Echoing) ARU-GALA
October 4, 2026 at 11:36 PM
[Alternate reality where salad greens only grow in the Swiss alps]
(Echoing) ARU-GALA
(Echoing) ARU-GALA
Chourio is some kind of hitter
October 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Chourio is some kind of hitter
hell yeah that's right
Scorpio: The stars have once again aligned to ensure that your poor choices become everyone else’s problem.
October 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
hell yeah that's right