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Forgot to post this surreal sky from the other day
October 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Forgot to post this surreal sky from the other day
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commercials today be like "a man arrived at the ER with a suspicious object stuck up inside him, but one brave doctor reached in and was shocked to find the object was [cut to a car salesman] a brand new 2026 honda CR-V hybrid sport, available now with financing rates starting as low as 0.99% APR"
October 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
commercials today be like "a man arrived at the ER with a suspicious object stuck up inside him, but one brave doctor reached in and was shocked to find the object was [cut to a car salesman] a brand new 2026 honda CR-V hybrid sport, available now with financing rates starting as low as 0.99% APR"
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The Obama diss track still goes crazy
October 3, 2026 at 1:20 PM
The Obama diss track still goes crazy
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Tough times for bottoms
October 3, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Tough times for bottoms
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When someone asks me which Nintendo console Super Mario Galaxy released on
October 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM
When someone asks me which Nintendo console Super Mario Galaxy released on
Final Fantasy Tactics but as a squad battle game
October 3, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Final Fantasy Tactics but as a squad battle game
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ever have thoughts?
this shit sucks
this shit sucks
October 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
ever have thoughts?
this shit sucks
this shit sucks
geef me een klap papa
October 2, 2026 at 8:08 PM
geef me een klap papa
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"Cut your foot or stop ordering chicken nuggies."
Me:
Me:
October 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
"Cut your foot or stop ordering chicken nuggies."
Me:
Me:
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FFX-2 and FF13 > FF15 and FF16
October 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
FFX-2 and FF13 > FF15 and FF16
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nothing warps the perception of time more than a package that’s out for delivery
October 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
nothing warps the perception of time more than a package that’s out for delivery
Blackjack and hookers it is I suppose
October 1, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Blackjack and hookers it is I suppose
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In Paper Mario, Mayor Penguin is found seemingly dead, with Mario being suspected of his murder. However, if a letter is delivered to him during that time, he will get up, thank Mario, and promptly go back to being dead. Unfortunately, this cannot prove Mario's innocence.
October 1, 2026 at 4:27 PM
In Paper Mario, Mayor Penguin is found seemingly dead, with Mario being suspected of his murder. However, if a letter is delivered to him during that time, he will get up, thank Mario, and promptly go back to being dead. Unfortunately, this cannot prove Mario's innocence.
Still here mentally
October 1, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Still here mentally
What I’d give to have this drink back in my life
September 30, 2026 at 10:46 PM
What I’d give to have this drink back in my life
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September 30, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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90’s anime aesthetics
September 22, 2023 at 4:45 AM
90’s anime aesthetics
Wet Wednesday?
September 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Wet Wednesday?