Jayplayfl
@jayplayfl.bsky.social
A bird playing games since 1990. Check me out on Twitch and YouTube @ Jayplayfl , where the only thing missing is u!
Dolly was the best of us.
Dolly was the best of us.
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superman is left debilitated as lex luthor introduces his new ultimate weapon, Brown Kryptonite (also known as shiddingallnite) will superman be able to resist this vile new attack?
October 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
superman is left debilitated as lex luthor introduces his new ultimate weapon, Brown Kryptonite (also known as shiddingallnite) will superman be able to resist this vile new attack?
D - All four, but mostly because of my series of Humans I headcanoned into being related. Otherwise, I can be a boring human male any day, why would I choose it in a game?
Today's Dragon Age Poll: Have you played as a human in all of the Dragon Age games?
A - Just DA2
B - Two
C - Three
D - All four
A - Just DA2
B - Two
C - Three
D - All four
September 30, 2026 at 2:48 AM
D - All four, but mostly because of my series of Humans I headcanoned into being related. Otherwise, I can be a boring human male any day, why would I choose it in a game?
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i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
September 29, 2026 at 5:02 AM
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
Babe: HOW TF DOES ME BEING BLUE HELP YOU CHOP TREES, PAUL?
I HAVE BODY IMAGE ISSUES
I HAVE BODY IMAGE ISSUES
September 28, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Babe: HOW TF DOES ME BEING BLUE HELP YOU CHOP TREES, PAUL?
I HAVE BODY IMAGE ISSUES
I HAVE BODY IMAGE ISSUES
Do you eat multicolored cereals one color at a time, or are you normal?
September 28, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Do you eat multicolored cereals one color at a time, or are you normal?
So on this, Our Lady of Bluesky, we just gonna ignore that he's a huge trumper because "throws ball good"?
Justin Verlander says goodbye to his teammates and then holds his daughter's hand as he leaves the mound for the last time.
September 28, 2026 at 1:16 AM
So on this, Our Lady of Bluesky, we just gonna ignore that he's a huge trumper because "throws ball good"?
This is how I feel about any mobile game
even though i have put hundreds of hours into slay the spire 2 and balatro i refuse to put them on my favorite games list because that's like saying smoking crack is my favorite recreational activity
September 28, 2026 at 1:12 AM
This is how I feel about any mobile game
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every time I feel the need to make my art more palatable I channel my inner bjork
September 23, 2026 at 10:49 PM
every time I feel the need to make my art more palatable I channel my inner bjork
Dragonlance AU where Takhisis and Mina are the only gods on Krynn, thus preserving the balance
September 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Dragonlance AU where Takhisis and Mina are the only gods on Krynn, thus preserving the balance
Raise your hand if Lisa Loeb is responsible for your girls with glasses fetish
September 23, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Raise your hand if Lisa Loeb is responsible for your girls with glasses fetish
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This is what happens when posting on social media replaces actual governance.
September 23, 2026 at 2:38 AM
This is what happens when posting on social media replaces actual governance.
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Get high, use copious amounts of cheese.
September 23, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Get high, use copious amounts of cheese.
Fuck the haters, Erika rocks! They're my Rook in my current Veilguard playthrough, aside from being hilarious in literally everything!
Double Fine's decision to cast Erika Ishii has sparked harassment and abuse online, prompting the studio to shut down replies.
Double Fine Casts Erika Ishii, And The Reaction Is Sadly Predictable
Double Fine's decision to cast Erika Ishii has sparked harassment and abuse online, prompting the studio to shut down replies.
bit.ly
September 22, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Fuck the haters, Erika rocks! They're my Rook in my current Veilguard playthrough, aside from being hilarious in literally everything!
Loreplay: when you and your SO both get turned on by discussing RPGs
September 20, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Loreplay: when you and your SO both get turned on by discussing RPGs
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Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
![Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:
SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?
GUARD: Nope.
SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.
GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lojkcigrynofx7pazpejcrck/bafkreif7yoi5cni72l6ysw46esqfy2zc3q4xu73rndv5efct5t33rbauey)
September 17, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
How long before he starts taking credit for the sunrise?
September 18, 2026 at 8:43 PM
How long before he starts taking credit for the sunrise?
But like, O Canada is just a banger anyways. Plus BNL did the best live show I've ever seen
Here's the Barenaked Ladies singing Canada's national anthem at the Buffalo bills game in their new stadium. 🇨🇦🍁 Queue violent ketchup versus the walls episode in the White House.
September 18, 2026 at 2:59 AM
But like, O Canada is just a banger anyways. Plus BNL did the best live show I've ever seen
Go Birds
September 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Go Birds
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What's one of the most important pieces of information anyone can possess?
The distance to the nearest toilet
The distance to the nearest toilet
September 17, 2026 at 4:04 AM
What's one of the most important pieces of information anyone can possess?
The distance to the nearest toilet
The distance to the nearest toilet
Me in my current Date Everything playthrough
any game is 100 hours if you're Bad Enough at it
September 17, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Me in my current Date Everything playthrough
What kind of maniac uses a real picture as their Snapchat avatar??
September 17, 2026 at 2:41 AM
What kind of maniac uses a real picture as their Snapchat avatar??