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Welshman in Canada. Terrible jokes and … well, just terrible jokes
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On March 26, 2000, the song Blame Canada from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut was nominated for Best Original Song at the Oscars.
But that night something also debuted that became an immediate hit.
The I Am Canadian Rant.
This is the story.

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September 27, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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True story.
BREAKING: Wyld Stallyns will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
September 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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'Canadians are tolerant and kind,' said Chrétien at the event, which was attended by U.S. Ambassador Pete Hoekstra. '[But] never mistake our tolerance for lack of determination. And never, never mistake our kindness for softness.'
youtu.be/AO-Yx-59jFA?...
'Never mistake our generosity for weakness,' Chrétien says at 9/11 memorial
YouTube video by CBC News
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September 11, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
September 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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🍁 Very candid debrief with 🇨🇦 astronaut Jeremy Hansen and his amazing wife. These folks are the 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧. 😀👍
Jeremy Hansen's wife calls Artemis II re-entry 'the most terrifying day of my life'
YouTube video by CBC News: The National
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April 20, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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LUTNICK: It is outrageous that Canada will not put US spirits on the shelf. It is insulting and disrespectful to America

SHAHEEN: They won't do it because of the insults from this president and comments like yours
April 22, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.

Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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RT if you think giving people knighthoods is all a bit silly but still think it's hilarious that Farage still hasn't got one.
December 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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i post this story every christmas, and will keep doing so until it stops making me cry

merry christmas xx
A real Good Samaritan
One act of kindness that befell Leeds writer Bernard Hare in 1982 changed him profoundly. Here he tells his story.
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December 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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“Being Welsh is not about where you were born, who your parents were or the colour of your skin. Being Welsh is about belonging.”

We are the only party with a positive vision for our future - fighting for fairness and ambition because the people of Wales deserve so much better 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
November 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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sending a cease and desist letter to my children, ordering them to stop calling me "silly daddy"

i am NOT silly, and i will prove this in court if need be
January 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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So, let's try doing #duvetknowitschristmas here this evening? People are literally Driving Home For Christmas right now, which MIGHT JUST mean that they'll be sleeping somewhere unusual. 1/
December 24, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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About 20 years ago my pal Will made a series of CD Christmas compilations which he’d burn off and pop in his Xmas cards. I’ve put most of the tracks on this playlist, 4.5 hours worth. Xmas music sorted. open.spotify.com/playlist/6R0...
Christmas Compilation
Playlist · Rhodri Marsden · 101 items · 696 saves
open.spotify.com
December 15, 2024 at 11:29 AM
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okay it’s officially ❄️December 1❄️ and the first day of Advent which means Mariah has defrosted and it’s time for me to achieve my final form as Christmas Music Claire

I’m pinning this thread to post one song every day that I consider to be a necessary addition to your holiday merrymaking 🎄
December 1, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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Today’s poem is called ‘Brie Encounter’.

Sorry about this one.
November 26, 2024 at 9:15 AM
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You want me to…shit in Santa?
November 23, 2024 at 8:22 AM
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My neighbour knocked on my door at 4am last night. He was lucky I was still up donig DIY.
November 23, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
November 12, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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Looking for people to follow? Here’s a directory of 4,500 starter packs which you can search by keyword! blueskydirectory.com/starter-pack...
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November 10, 2024 at 4:41 PM