Jess 📺📚🎃👻
@jconfess.bsky.social
2 time Schitt’s Creek Trivia Champion. Ted Lasso obsessed. #PostcardstoVoters. She/Her
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
October 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
Does this man think he is Kier Eagan?
October 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Does this man think he is Kier Eagan?
100% the scene where the woman gets turned into a cyborg in Superman 3. https://youtu.be/fpTHrdemfQo?is=NTB0aY6q0ae7KvMg
October 5, 2026 at 2:02 PM
100% the scene where the woman gets turned into a cyborg in Superman 3. https://youtu.be/fpTHrdemfQo?is=NTB0aY6q0ae7KvMg
"He puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smart arse!"
Name a film quote you use every time you spot a KFC
October 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
"He puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smart arse!"
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waking up every day in 2026 like:
October 1, 2026 at 5:57 PM
waking up every day in 2026 like:
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Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7
But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
September 30, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7
But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
This is how you do it! Congrats on your retirement, Laurie!
Here's a neat thing! My mom retired after 25+ as a children's librarian at public libraries yesterday. (It was very cool! Hundreds of former Story Hour kids arrived, some as adults!)
I let Ed Markey's office know in case they wanted to send a nice email back and they sent this! He's still got it!
I let Ed Markey's office know in case they wanted to send a nice email back and they sent this! He's still got it!
September 24, 2026 at 3:04 PM
This is how you do it! Congrats on your retirement, Laurie!
Yet another reason to hate Amazon.
#RideOrDie Canceled By Prime Video After One Season, Being Shopped By Paramount TV Studios - Deadline
'Ride Or Die' Canceled By Prime Video After One Season (Exclusive)
'Ride Or Die' has been canceled By Prime Video after one season. The Octavia Spencer & Hannah Waddingham series is shopped By Paramount TV Studios.
deadline.com
September 20, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Yet another reason to hate Amazon.
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An open letter to Senator Fetterman:
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
September 10, 2026 at 5:18 PM
An open letter to Senator Fetterman:
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I love this story! I had no idea these were made here.
Walking through Shelton, I stopped by Wiffle Ball - an iconic Connecticut company.
Listen to this cool story about how this family run company - that still makes each Wiffle Ball in Shelton - started.
Listen to this cool story about how this family run company - that still makes each Wiffle Ball in Shelton - started.
September 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I love this story! I had no idea these were made here.
Where can I donate to her campaign?
Minnesota right-wing Alpha News has uncovered the huge scandal that a school board candidate in my hometown of Forest Lake also plays in a rock band! The horror!
Forest Lake school board candidate moonlights as punk rocker fighting 'fascism' | AlphaNews.org
Forest Lake school board candidate Claire Luger has has performed at “No Kings” rallies sporting "Fight Fascism" t-shirts.
alphanews.org
September 3, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Where can I donate to her campaign?
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT:
(Houston, TX) – On Monday, August 24, 2026, Congressman Al Green sent a communiqué to President Donald Trump formally notifying him that he filed H.Res.1486 to impeach President Donald John Trump for high crimes and misdemeanors.
(Houston, TX) – On Monday, August 24, 2026, Congressman Al Green sent a communiqué to President Donald Trump formally notifying him that he filed H.Res.1486 to impeach President Donald John Trump for high crimes and misdemeanors.
August 25, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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A perfect joke, courtesy of Ted Lasso:
August 19, 2026 at 7:58 PM
A perfect joke, courtesy of Ted Lasso:
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the product is Clear Eyes Maximum Itchy Eye Relief
tacky of USA Today to clickbait like this
tacky of USA Today to clickbait like this
Nearly 40,000 bottles of eye drops recalled. See the affected product
Nearly 40,000 bottles of eye drops recalled. See the affected product
Nearly 40,000 bottles of eye drops are being recalled due to a possible contamination problem.
bit.ly
August 19, 2026 at 6:35 PM
the product is Clear Eyes Maximum Itchy Eye Relief
tacky of USA Today to clickbait like this
tacky of USA Today to clickbait like this
Cowards. All of them. Absolutely worthless.
GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy said he will back Todd Blanche for attorney general, giving Republicans the votes they need to secure his confirmation
Bill Cassidy Says He'll Support Todd Blanche For Attorney General
The Louisiana Republican is the final vote Trump’s attorney general pick needs to be confirmed.
www.huffpost.com
August 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Cowards. All of them. Absolutely worthless.
I just put 10 gallons in the tank for the Trump Epstein Bookmobile — help keep the Epstein files rolling! trumpepsteinbookmobile.com
Epstein Bookmobile — All 3.5M Files, Parked in Your Town
All 3.5 million Epstein files, parked in your town. Vote for the next stop and RSVP for the July 29 launch at the U.S. Capitol.
trumpepsteinbookmobile.com
July 30, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I just put 10 gallons in the tank for the Trump Epstein Bookmobile — help keep the Epstein files rolling! trumpepsteinbookmobile.com
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You too can vote for this to come to your town! trumpepsteinbookmobile.com
Epstein Bookmobile — All 3.5M Files, Parked in Your Town
All 3.5 million Epstein files, parked in your town. Vote for the next stop and RSVP for the July 29 launch at the U.S. Capitol.
trumpepsteinbookmobile.com
July 29, 2026 at 11:07 PM
You too can vote for this to come to your town! trumpepsteinbookmobile.com
“From the smell in here, not as much as you.”
DOOCY: There's a parasite that is giving people in the US explosive diarrhea. When is it gonna be safe to eat lettuce again.
TRUMP: I don't know. I haven't thought about it. Are you eating a lot of lettuce Peter?
TRUMP: I don't know. I haven't thought about it. Are you eating a lot of lettuce Peter?
July 24, 2026 at 9:02 PM
“From the smell in here, not as much as you.”
Just once I want someone to clap back.
“Why does it matter if you aren’t going to answer?”
“It doesn’t matter who I work for. I’m your constituent. You work for me.”
Don’t just line up to get insulted. Say something. ANYTHING.
“Why does it matter if you aren’t going to answer?”
“It doesn’t matter who I work for. I’m your constituent. You work for me.”
Don’t just line up to get insulted. Say something. ANYTHING.
Q: You're talking about blowing up civilian power plants and bridges. Much of the civilized world would consider that a war crime. Do you?
TRUMP: I won't respond to that question. Who are you with?
Q: The New York Times
TRUMP: I figured. The failing New York Times.
TRUMP: I won't respond to that question. Who are you with?
Q: The New York Times
TRUMP: I figured. The failing New York Times.
July 24, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Just once I want someone to clap back.
“Why does it matter if you aren’t going to answer?”
“It doesn’t matter who I work for. I’m your constituent. You work for me.”
Don’t just line up to get insulted. Say something. ANYTHING.
“Why does it matter if you aren’t going to answer?”
“It doesn’t matter who I work for. I’m your constituent. You work for me.”
Don’t just line up to get insulted. Say something. ANYTHING.
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July 22, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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A quick update on the Cyclospora outbreak.
July 20, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A quick update on the Cyclospora outbreak.
She was so great in this role. youtu.be/1NGiTj6EwR0?...
July 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
She was so great in this role. youtu.be/1NGiTj6EwR0?...
OMFG, the AC is out on this train. 🥵
July 16, 2026 at 9:23 PM
OMFG, the AC is out on this train. 🥵
“So look. All I want to do is this. I just want to find 11,780 votes, which is one more than we have.”
OSSOFF: If there's one person who committed election fraud in Georgia, it's Donald Trump—when he dialed up our state's senior most election official, and tried to bully him in a recorded phone call to “find” the exact number of votes Donald Trump needed to win in a state
July 16, 2026 at 9:20 PM
“So look. All I want to do is this. I just want to find 11,780 votes, which is one more than we have.”