Secretary of the Department of IDGAF 🇺🇸🇵🇷🇲🇽
@jdandturkelton.bsky.social
9/11 First Responder, Former Rescue Squad Critical Care Medic, Drum Corps Alum, STL City SC Fan, St Louligan Tailgate Posse, Ole Miss Alum & Fan.
Certified, verified asshole and shit stirer virtuoso
For Holy Name Shall Always Be (FHNSAB)
Certified, verified asshole and shit stirer virtuoso
For Holy Name Shall Always Be (FHNSAB)
Damn, that’s cold blooded
October 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Damn, that’s cold blooded
This RTD Protein shake is the best ever had... It's like drinking chocolate pudding. @ghostlifestyle.bsky.social
October 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
This RTD Protein shake is the best ever had... It's like drinking chocolate pudding. @ghostlifestyle.bsky.social
Relatable
October 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Relatable
Does an EV really save that much in refueling costs? Is a frogs ass water tight? It cost 500 to get my home charger installed, the gas savings has almost paid for the installation.
September 29, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Does an EV really save that much in refueling costs? Is a frogs ass water tight? It cost 500 to get my home charger installed, the gas savings has almost paid for the installation.
YAY NOT RAMS... FUCK STAN KROENKE... THE ONLY HUMAN I'D ROOT FOR CANCER
September 28, 2026 at 3:56 AM
YAY NOT RAMS... FUCK STAN KROENKE... THE ONLY HUMAN I'D ROOT FOR CANCER
Wow, the Titans are ass
September 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Wow, the Titans are ass
Mounjaro is a fucking miracle drug, those who dis GLP1's will never understand
September 26, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Mounjaro is a fucking miracle drug, those who dis GLP1's will never understand
As an IT Program Manager, United is my favorite gif
The A-Team: Plan Comes Together
ALT: The A-Team: Plan Comes Together
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September 25, 2026 at 5:56 PM
As an IT Program Manager, United is my favorite gif
When data center leadership decides to fire up an engineering assessment right before a major infrastructure upgrade…
September 24, 2026 at 2:12 PM
When data center leadership decides to fire up an engineering assessment right before a major infrastructure upgrade…
Tums is missing out on selling pumpkin spice flavored antacid and calling it Autums.
I'll Let Myself Out
ALT: I'll Let Myself Out
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September 21, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Tums is missing out on selling pumpkin spice flavored antacid and calling it Autums.
The absolute balls on coach Golding to go for 2 late in the fourth quarter #hottytoddy
September 20, 2026 at 4:37 AM
The absolute balls on coach Golding to go for 2 late in the fourth quarter #hottytoddy
Someone at AB needs to be put IN GITMO
September 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Someone at AB needs to be put IN GITMO
In case anyone need to hear this today
September 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
In case anyone need to hear this today
25 years ago tonight, nearly 3000 people, including 343 of New Yorks Bravest, 37 members of the PAPD, and 23 members of NY's finest, and over a hundred of friends with Cantor Fitzgerald & Morgan Stanley...spent their final night with their families and loved ones.
September 11, 2026 at 2:39 AM
25 years ago tonight, nearly 3000 people, including 343 of New Yorks Bravest, 37 members of the PAPD, and 23 members of NY's finest, and over a hundred of friends with Cantor Fitzgerald & Morgan Stanley...spent their final night with their families and loved ones.
25 years ago today... I had Yankees tickets, suite tickets Clemens was supposed to be on the bump vs the Red Sox... Going for win number 20.
Game was rained out so me and my co workers would get a table at Windows on the World, then watch Giants at Broncos in Red Hook.
Game was rained out so me and my co workers would get a table at Windows on the World, then watch Giants at Broncos in Red Hook.
September 11, 2026 at 2:17 AM
25 years ago today... I had Yankees tickets, suite tickets Clemens was supposed to be on the bump vs the Red Sox... Going for win number 20.
Game was rained out so me and my co workers would get a table at Windows on the World, then watch Giants at Broncos in Red Hook.
Game was rained out so me and my co workers would get a table at Windows on the World, then watch Giants at Broncos in Red Hook.
25 years ago tonight, I was sitting down to watch the premier of #BandOfBrothers on HBO…little did I know that 36 hours later, I’d have to cinch up my hero pants (as my house commander used to say) #September11th #FDNY343 #PAPD37 #NYPD23 #neverforget
September 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
25 years ago tonight, I was sitting down to watch the premier of #BandOfBrothers on HBO…little did I know that 36 hours later, I’d have to cinch up my hero pants (as my house commander used to say) #September11th #FDNY343 #PAPD37 #NYPD23 #neverforget
Hello squat frog... My new favorite apparatus for leg workouts... deadlifts, Romanian deadlift, split leg squat, bent over rows, squats
September 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Hello squat frog... My new favorite apparatus for leg workouts... deadlifts, Romanian deadlift, split leg squat, bent over rows, squats
American sports culture ain't perfect, but holy hell we've never celebrated a convicted war criminal with a giant banner at a sporting arena.
Red Star Belgrade has to get sanctioned by UEFAV for this nonsense
Red Star Belgrade has to get sanctioned by UEFAV for this nonsense
September 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
American sports culture ain't perfect, but holy hell we've never celebrated a convicted war criminal with a giant banner at a sporting arena.
Red Star Belgrade has to get sanctioned by UEFAV for this nonsense
Red Star Belgrade has to get sanctioned by UEFAV for this nonsense
I love this new machine at Planet Fitness, imma call it my squat frog. I can do deadlifts, bent over rows, RDL's, shrugs, split squats on one dang machine... And it looks like a frog
September 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I love this new machine at Planet Fitness, imma call it my squat frog. I can do deadlifts, bent over rows, RDL's, shrugs, split squats on one dang machine... And it looks like a frog
ReaLOL Madrid, HaLOL Madrid.... Seriously fuck those nationalist pricks
Visca Catalunya, Força Barca
Visca Catalunya, Força Barca
September 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
ReaLOL Madrid, HaLOL Madrid.... Seriously fuck those nationalist pricks
Visca Catalunya, Força Barca
Visca Catalunya, Força Barca
Hello 9-1-1, I'd like to report a murder...
September 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Hello 9-1-1, I'd like to report a murder...
I WAS DOING DISHES OURA.... DISHES
August 29, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I WAS DOING DISHES OURA.... DISHES
REGULATORS...MOUNT UP!!!
August 28, 2026 at 10:27 PM
REGULATORS...MOUNT UP!!!