Jeff Gerstmann
@jeffgerstmann.com
video games is two words
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Videos: http://guard.bike
Podcast: https://lnk.to/JeffGerstmann
Patreon: https://jeff.zone/
Here's this week's selection of N64 games, freshly ranked. I had no idea the story in BattleTanx was so nuts! youtu.be/uvZqY5Yfiog
They Call it "Robot on Wheels" But Rocket Only Has One Wheel? | Episode 13
Let's explore Sucker Punch's classic (classic?) platformer! Also no one told me that BattleTanx was basically a game about incel tank gangs?
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September 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Here's this week's selection of N64 games, freshly ranked. I had no idea the story in BattleTanx was so nuts! youtu.be/uvZqY5Yfiog
Drank a coffee and I'm still extremely tired so today might call for extreme measures. Getting ready to rank some N64 games over here in a bit! twitch.tv/jeffgerstmann
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sucked punched by an n64 of all things | Streaming retro.
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September 18, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Drank a coffee and I'm still extremely tired so today might call for extreme measures. Getting ready to rank some N64 games over here in a bit! twitch.tv/jeffgerstmann
the phantom pain but it's me feeling vibrations on my leg when my phone is sitting on the desk and also not ringing
September 18, 2026 at 4:30 PM
the phantom pain but it's me feeling vibrations on my leg when my phone is sitting on the desk and also not ringing
There’s also a more podcasty kind of thing if you want to hear me talk about Control Resonant. It’s in the bonus feed on Patreon or here on YouTube. youtu.be/sdO77na8ymM?...
Review: Control Resonant
I've played through Control Resonant on a PlayStation 5 Pro and I'm ready to talk about it.
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September 18, 2026 at 2:28 PM
There’s also a more podcasty kind of thing if you want to hear me talk about Control Resonant. It’s in the bonus feed on Patreon or here on YouTube. youtu.be/sdO77na8ymM?...
Hey! I wrote a review of Control Resonant. It has some neat ideas, some of which don’t pan out. Ultimately I was pretty disappointed with it. www.patreon.com/jeffgerstman...
Review: Control Resonant | Jeff Gerstmann
OK, remember the hit film, The Matrix? It was nuts, man. Before it came out, they marketed the movie using the mystery at the core of the wh
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September 18, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Hey! I wrote a review of Control Resonant. It has some neat ideas, some of which don’t pan out. Ultimately I was pretty disappointed with it. www.patreon.com/jeffgerstman...
Everyone loves inline skating, right? I mean I liked Aggressive Inline quite a bit. There's a new inline skating game out, it's called Rollout Inline, and it's pretty neat so far! youtu.be/qRo4khgWBck
It's Time to Be Aggressive in Rollout Inline
We really don't get a lot of inline skating games these days... I guess we never did, huh? Anyway, Rollout Inline seems like it's on the right track so far for a game that seems to be in Early…
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September 16, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Everyone loves inline skating, right? I mean I liked Aggressive Inline quite a bit. There's a new inline skating game out, it's called Rollout Inline, and it's pretty neat so far! youtu.be/qRo4khgWBck
Wednesday is "do things on the internet" day. Come and see! twitch.tv/jeffgerstmann
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A Clown Must Defend His Home From Monsters | Streaming just chatting.
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September 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Wednesday is "do things on the internet" day. Come and see! twitch.tv/jeffgerstmann
Here's this week's podcast! It's also available ad-free on Patreon and wherever the heck else podcasts are... heard? This week: Kojima, Wolverine, Hot Wheels, how back-of-box quotes work, the year 2030, the future of Marathon, and more. youtu.be/q3d-1lHbyuE
The Jeff Gerstmann Show 223: Kojima Crosses the Street
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PlayStation bails out of its Kojima partnership! PlayStation’s Marvel’s…
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September 15, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Here's this week's podcast! It's also available ad-free on Patreon and wherever the heck else podcasts are... heard? This week: Kojima, Wolverine, Hot Wheels, how back-of-box quotes work, the year 2030, the future of Marathon, and more. youtu.be/q3d-1lHbyuE
another hellish livestream
September 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
another hellish livestream
Just about set up for a podcast, if you're looking to talk about "HIdeo Kojima" and "Wolverine" and "BS Super Mario USA - Power Challenge," well I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna! twitch.tv/jeffgerstmann
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Kojima Crosses the Street | Streaming talk shows & podcasts.
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September 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Just about set up for a podcast, if you're looking to talk about "HIdeo Kojima" and "Wolverine" and "BS Super Mario USA - Power Challenge," well I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna! twitch.tv/jeffgerstmann
I need to book a flight and I completely forgot how. Haven't been on a plane since 2019, so the last time I flew it was almost certainly booked through some sort of hellish corporate travel web portal thing.
September 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I need to book a flight and I completely forgot how. Haven't been on a plane since 2019, so the last time I flew it was almost certainly booked through some sort of hellish corporate travel web portal thing.
Pretty amazing billboard in the new Hot Wheels game.
September 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Pretty amazing billboard in the new Hot Wheels game.
I was in a bathroom stall at a bowling alley this morning and couldn't help but notice that someone had left what appeared to be two full feet's worth of toenail clippings on the floor next to the toilet. Gotta appreciate a true multitasker.
September 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I was in a bathroom stall at a bowling alley this morning and couldn't help but notice that someone had left what appeared to be two full feet's worth of toenail clippings on the floor next to the toilet. Gotta appreciate a true multitasker.
Will anyone who cares at all about Starcraft still be alive in 2030?
September 12, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Will anyone who cares at all about Starcraft still be alive in 2030?
This G-Sync Pulsar stuff is neat but I can't figure out how to get any noticeable improvement out of emulation on this monitor. The mister fork that supports Pulsar specifically is extremely noticeable and really neat, but I can't get anything close to that out of Windows.
September 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
This G-Sync Pulsar stuff is neat but I can't figure out how to get any noticeable improvement out of emulation on this monitor. The mister fork that supports Pulsar specifically is extremely noticeable and really neat, but I can't get anything close to that out of Windows.
We’re playing “ninja,” which means I stare at my phone while the kids run and tumble past me like I can’t see them. I feel like we’re all winning here.
September 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
We’re playing “ninja,” which means I stare at my phone while the kids run and tumble past me like I can’t see them. I feel like we’re all winning here.
These buildings are in the way and they're just going to have to come down! Here's Blast Corps along with War Gods, A Bug's Life, and the first Griffey. youtu.be/KQNd9D_jzss
It's Time To Destroy Big Buildings! | Episode 012
Is this Rare's second-best N64 game? Hmm. I guess we'll find out? Also: A Bug's Life, Griffey, and War Gods!
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September 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
These buildings are in the way and they're just going to have to come down! Here's Blast Corps along with War Gods, A Bug's Life, and the first Griffey. youtu.be/KQNd9D_jzss
Today is my "Twitch Partner Anniversary," which naturally means it's time for "science." Let's rank some Nintendo 64 games. twitch.tv/jeffgerstmann
September 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Today is my "Twitch Partner Anniversary," which naturally means it's time for "science." Let's rank some Nintendo 64 games. twitch.tv/jeffgerstmann
when I tell people to never forget, this video is what I'm telling them to never forget
it's 9/11 in est now which is the only time zone that really matters on 9/11 when you think about it
time for the most important 9/11 video ever made
time for the most important 9/11 video ever made
September 11, 2026 at 4:51 AM
when I tell people to never forget, this video is what I'm telling them to never forget
Here Comes The Feeling
September 11, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Here Comes The Feeling
gotta keep merging all these Saudi game investments until they can make Samurai Shodown Ultimate Team
September 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
gotta keep merging all these Saudi game investments until they can make Samurai Shodown Ultimate Team
Hey, here's a review of Marvel's Wolverine. You can read a written review at jeff.zone/posts/marvel... or you can get it podcast style over here: youtu.be/sUHJNrr2hvY
Review: Marvel's Wolverine (PS5)
I've finished Insomniac's Wolverine game and I have some thoughts. Head to jeff.zone for the written version, but here's a quick podcast-style chat about it, as well!
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September 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Hey, here's a review of Marvel's Wolverine. You can read a written review at jeff.zone/posts/marvel... or you can get it podcast style over here: youtu.be/sUHJNrr2hvY
Sony saw "phys-" and didn't bother to read the rest of the word, they just knew they needed out ASAP.
September 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Sony saw "phys-" and didn't bother to read the rest of the word, they just knew they needed out ASAP.
Getting ready to eat burger
September 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Getting ready to eat burger
Hey! I watched that Nintendo Direct! Wanna watch that thing with me watching it at the same time? You can do it! Right here. youtu.be/CjDTRKncH2Q
New Kirby, New Metroid: Cool! Nintendo Direct 2026: The Jeff Gerstmann Watchalong
Hey, it's a new Kirby game. Neat! Also a new 2D Metroid, that's great, glad to see it. Everything else? I don't know, what do you want from me?
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September 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Hey! I watched that Nintendo Direct! Wanna watch that thing with me watching it at the same time? You can do it! Right here. youtu.be/CjDTRKncH2Q