jeff irwin
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jeff irwin
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· Jan 22
every time it turn on the tv there’s milk propaganda
where the hornyposters at
May 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
where the hornyposters at
trying so hard not to look at the hot lady in the grocery store that i'm now in an aisle i've never been in before holding a product i can't identify
February 15, 2026 at 10:38 PM
trying so hard not to look at the hot lady in the grocery store that i'm now in an aisle i've never been in before holding a product i can't identify
for the last ten years i've been enduring an in-house binary package manager at work. all it does is download files, unzip them, and generate some cmake lists. sounds simple right? 30 python spaghetti files. painful to use. slow as hell. and it needs pip just to bootstrap itself
February 14, 2026 at 2:55 AM
for the last ten years i've been enduring an in-house binary package manager at work. all it does is download files, unzip them, and generate some cmake lists. sounds simple right? 30 python spaghetti files. painful to use. slow as hell. and it needs pip just to bootstrap itself
guys stop trying to cancel me for doing ketamine while driving. it’s not like i’m operating heavy machinery!
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
guys stop trying to cancel me for doing ketamine while driving. it’s not like i’m operating heavy machinery!
i’m just glad someone is out there protecting me from ninjas
January 28, 2026 at 11:12 PM
i’m just glad someone is out there protecting me from ninjas
i got banned from mastodon for inciting an erection
January 28, 2026 at 1:03 AM
i got banned from mastodon for inciting an erection
claude code has done the impossible — it made me empathize with product managers
claude be like “this is a separate issue outside the scope of what you reported” like bro just fix it
claude be like “this is a separate issue outside the scope of what you reported” like bro just fix it
January 27, 2026 at 9:36 PM
claude code has done the impossible — it made me empathize with product managers
claude be like “this is a separate issue outside the scope of what you reported” like bro just fix it
claude be like “this is a separate issue outside the scope of what you reported” like bro just fix it
what’s up guys i got zucked
January 12, 2026 at 4:29 AM
what’s up guys i got zucked
it feels illegal whenever i google a hot actor and she was born in 1997. like is she even 18?
January 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
it feels illegal whenever i google a hot actor and she was born in 1997. like is she even 18?
if you see this, post a bridge from your gallery
January 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
if you see this, post a bridge from your gallery
BREAKING: jd vance signs a vice executive order to legalize heterosectional marriage
January 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
BREAKING: jd vance signs a vice executive order to legalize heterosectional marriage
every time it turn on the tv there’s milk propaganda
January 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
every time it turn on the tv there’s milk propaganda
how can we know if this is the real melania
January 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
how can we know if this is the real melania
abolish the tsa
Bin Laden has won, in airports of the world every day. I had a little jar of honey, now thrown away by rule-bound dundridges. STUPID waste.
January 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
abolish the tsa
i’m glad that trump seems to be obsessed with flip flopping on tiktok on day 1 instead of purging dissidents
January 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
i’m glad that trump seems to be obsessed with flip flopping on tiktok on day 1 instead of purging dissidents
Reposted by jeff irwin
a stunning victory tonight for the geriatrics. good thing there’s only minor problems to deal with now
January 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
a stunning victory tonight for the geriatrics. good thing there’s only minor problems to deal with now
Reposted by jeff irwin
Living in NYC is scary because you’ll see a big rat and think “wow that’s a big rat”
January 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Living in NYC is scary because you’ll see a big rat and think “wow that’s a big rat”
ok i guess i have to use ig reels now
i just started scrolling and i’ve seen like 5 butt plug videos in 10 minutes wtf
i just started scrolling and i’ve seen like 5 butt plug videos in 10 minutes wtf
January 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
ok i guess i have to use ig reels now
i just started scrolling and i’ve seen like 5 butt plug videos in 10 minutes wtf
i just started scrolling and i’ve seen like 5 butt plug videos in 10 minutes wtf
guys i solved the hallucination problem
January 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
guys i solved the hallucination problem
wsl in the streets
templeos in the sheets
templeos in the sheets
Windows in the streets.
Linux in the sheets.
Linux in the sheets.
January 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
wsl in the streets
templeos in the sheets
templeos in the sheets
josh hawley just said that tiktok can read your text messages
that’s false
and even if it were true, that would be a critical bug on apple/android’s end for failing to sandbox 3rd party apps from your messages
that’s false
and even if it were true, that would be a critical bug on apple/android’s end for failing to sandbox 3rd party apps from your messages
January 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
josh hawley just said that tiktok can read your text messages
that’s false
and even if it were true, that would be a critical bug on apple/android’s end for failing to sandbox 3rd party apps from your messages
that’s false
and even if it were true, that would be a critical bug on apple/android’s end for failing to sandbox 3rd party apps from your messages
jenkins programmers be like:
pipeline { stage { stages { stage { steps { step { script { echo “hello world” }}}}}}}
pipeline { stage { stages { stage { steps { step { script { echo “hello world” }}}}}}}
January 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
jenkins programmers be like:
pipeline { stage { stages { stage { steps { step { script { echo “hello world” }}}}}}}
pipeline { stage { stages { stage { steps { step { script { echo “hello world” }}}}}}}
who up one eyed jacking it
January 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
who up one eyed jacking it