jeff 🎃
@jeffjefferson89.bsky.social
my name is jeff 👍
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yesterday my sister was like "remember when i was little & you took me to the park & told me there was a guy living in the green lake & i freaked out" & i froze for a second and was like "...old gregg?" & she lit up & was like "YEAH" LMAOOO
September 18, 2026 at 1:46 PM
yesterday my sister was like "remember when i was little & you took me to the park & told me there was a guy living in the green lake & i freaked out" & i froze for a second and was like "...old gregg?" & she lit up & was like "YEAH" LMAOOO
i'm on planet oith
September 18, 2026 at 1:32 PM
i'm on planet oith
*holding flashlight underneath my chin sitting on a rock near a campfire at night* if there is an alternative universe for every possibility, that means there is a universe out there where balatro is a bad game...
September 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
*holding flashlight underneath my chin sitting on a rock near a campfire at night* if there is an alternative universe for every possibility, that means there is a universe out there where balatro is a bad game...
julian cope implies the existence of julian seethe
September 12, 2026 at 5:44 PM
julian cope implies the existence of julian seethe
you know what they say : potato
September 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
you know what they say : potato
what brand of horseshoe is the best for hitting yourself in the balls with?
September 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
what brand of horseshoe is the best for hitting yourself in the balls with?
not now kitten, daddy's time is at hand
September 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
not now kitten, daddy's time is at hand
normalize saying "oh, banderscotch" when something bad happens
September 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
normalize saying "oh, banderscotch" when something bad happens
decided to take a 7 day break from bsky because nobody wanted to kiss
September 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
decided to take a 7 day break from bsky because nobody wanted to kiss
does anyone want to kiss
September 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM
does anyone want to kiss
making chicken with lentils, brown rice & onions in the crockpot that's gonna take forever to cook because of the rice so i'm posting about it! i hope it's ready by dinner! i have leftover ziti i made last week in the meantime but still!
September 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
making chicken with lentils, brown rice & onions in the crockpot that's gonna take forever to cook because of the rice so i'm posting about it! i hope it's ready by dinner! i have leftover ziti i made last week in the meantime but still!
way down yonder at the pooping penis
September 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
way down yonder at the pooping penis
panic! at the pooping penis
September 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
panic! at the pooping penis
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went to the pooping penis & nobody knew you
September 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
went to the pooping penis & nobody knew you
godspeed you! pooping penis
September 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
godspeed you! pooping penis
born to wipe
forced to poop
forced to poop
August 31, 2026 at 7:09 PM
born to wipe
forced to poop
forced to poop
the devil whispered in my ear "you're not strong enough to withstand the storm"
i whispered back "jeff"
i whispered back "jeff"
August 31, 2026 at 6:29 PM
the devil whispered in my ear "you're not strong enough to withstand the storm"
i whispered back "jeff"
i whispered back "jeff"
why is it getting darker earlier already it's such a scam
August 31, 2026 at 12:07 AM
why is it getting darker earlier already it's such a scam
what the heck is even going on on this web site
August 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
what the heck is even going on on this web site
chapstick that's just butter
August 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
chapstick that's just butter