Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman
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Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
· Jan 17
swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious
you think this? you activate your thinking meat and it produces this?
Q: How do you define socialism personally?
JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
October 8, 2026 at 3:54 PM
you think this? you activate your thinking meat and it produces this?
anyway Liz is going to the store and asked if I wanted her to pick up a Jo Jacon Boga (we haven't seen or discussed this in weeks)
Oh hell yes can't wait to get a nice hot cup of Tao 9/5 Halt to go with my yummy Super Chousedeburger at the new Fort Wayne Sonic might even swing by in the morning for a delicious sandwich of Fremch Toast Sticks, tho idk that Breakfast Murt and Cheese looks good too
www.reddit.com/r/fortwayne/...
www.reddit.com/r/fortwayne/...
October 8, 2026 at 3:52 PM
anyway Liz is going to the store and asked if I wanted her to pick up a Jo Jacon Boga (we haven't seen or discussed this in weeks)
yeah, the A.I. part specifically is nuts, but I'm more stuck on him hearing "can you read our baby a book?" and coming up with TWO solutions before even considering just, you know, reading a book
October 8, 2026 at 3:41 PM
yeah, the A.I. part specifically is nuts, but I'm more stuck on him hearing "can you read our baby a book?" and coming up with TWO solutions before even considering just, you know, reading a book
c'mon, boss, I already did work, like, yesterday or the day before I think
October 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
c'mon, boss, I already did work, like, yesterday or the day before I think
you can eat anything if you're patient. a cinderblock. an 18 wheeler.
My latest discovery? You can eat the skin of a kiwifruit – and the benefits are myriad | Adrian Chiles
My latest discovery? You can eat the skin of a kiwifruit – and the benefits are myriad | Adrian Chiles
It turns out all that time spent peeling and paring was entirely wasted, writes Adrian Chiles. Now I’m gobbling them like apples and putting the extra fibre to good use
www.theguardian.com
October 8, 2026 at 2:29 PM
you can eat anything if you're patient. a cinderblock. an 18 wheeler.
you don't have to let A.I. raise your kid. you can just release them into the forest.
October 8, 2026 at 1:58 PM
you don't have to let A.I. raise your kid. you can just release them into the forest.
fink ployd
peep durple
stolling rones
October 8, 2026 at 4:51 AM
fink ployd
good news, everyone. I just went down a really dumb, unnecessary rabbit hole, but I have found the best version of "Dark as a Dungeon"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIxt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIxt...
Gordon Lightfoot- Two Tones- Dark As A Dungeon
YouTube video by guitarman2214
www.youtube.com
October 8, 2026 at 4:31 AM
good news, everyone. I just went down a really dumb, unnecessary rabbit hole, but I have found the best version of "Dark as a Dungeon"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIxt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIxt...
anyway, the word "genitalia" sounds like the name of a Pearl pearl jam b side
October 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
anyway, the word "genitalia" sounds like the name of a Pearl pearl jam b side
I’m not worried Iran would ever bomb us. I’m a little concerned that the president is a piece of shit who thinks it would be funny if they did
October 8, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I’m not worried Iran would ever bomb us. I’m a little concerned that the president is a piece of shit who thinks it would be funny if they did
I guess there’s no way to know what he means by this
Trump: You wanna see trauma? I said it the other day. Let them hit a missile into San Diego or Los Angeles.
October 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I guess there’s no way to know what he means by this
if you go swimming in the ocean, you’re allowed to take all the free sushi you want
October 8, 2026 at 1:42 AM
if you go swimming in the ocean, you’re allowed to take all the free sushi you want
please listen closely
our options have not changed
they have never changed and will never change
it's just nice to listen
our options have not changed
they have never changed and will never change
it's just nice to listen
October 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
please listen closely
our options have not changed
they have never changed and will never change
it's just nice to listen
our options have not changed
they have never changed and will never change
it's just nice to listen
do they just not make those bombs that look like a bowling ball with a wick anymore? man, this sucks
October 8, 2026 at 12:31 AM
do they just not make those bombs that look like a bowling ball with a wick anymore? man, this sucks
the numbers aren't looking too good for my startup where we connect 2 subs with a little chain so you can have a nunchuck style sandwich
October 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
the numbers aren't looking too good for my startup where we connect 2 subs with a little chain so you can have a nunchuck style sandwich
this is like if there was a Saturday morning cartoon where Enya solves mysteries
www.youtube.com/watch?v=opsJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=opsJ...
Orinoco Flow
YouTube video by Olivia Jean - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
this is like if there was a Saturday morning cartoon where Enya solves mysteries
www.youtube.com/watch?v=opsJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=opsJ...
rick astley just gave your mom up
October 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
rick astley just gave your mom up
oh phone, we're all in low power mode, ok?
October 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
oh phone, we're all in low power mode, ok?
Reposted by Jeff Mac
thanks to the power of AI I’ve delegated my finances to bloopee, the pixel furby that tells you to kill yourself
October 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
thanks to the power of AI I’ve delegated my finances to bloopee, the pixel furby that tells you to kill yourself
Reposted by Jeff Mac
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
October 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
he could shoot somebody on 5th avenue and the Times would say it wasn't clear what he meant by that
October 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
he could shoot somebody on 5th avenue and the Times would say it wasn't clear what he meant by that
Reposted by Jeff Mac
On Wednesdays, we cringe.
October 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
On Wednesdays, we cringe.
if churches ever got serious, the body of christ would be mac & cheese
October 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
if churches ever got serious, the body of christ would be mac & cheese
I've never technically seen my skeleton but I’m pretty sure it’s in there because sometimes it kind of hurts
October 7, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I've never technically seen my skeleton but I’m pretty sure it’s in there because sometimes it kind of hurts