jeremy kaplowitz
@jeremykaplowitz.com
nyc "comedian"
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jeremy kaplowitz
@jeremykaplowitz.com
· Jul 7
almost one year ago, my friends and i made a short film about a guy who quits his job to go pro at Digimon cards :) youtu.be/PpiYoBSk9po
went to a punk show in a basement venue during the nor'easter and made it home alive 👍
September 26, 2026 at 8:34 PM
went to a punk show in a basement venue during the nor'easter and made it home alive 👍
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LISTEN UP!
always a pleasure to go on Chapo even if one guy in a video game meme facebook group said i would "get the wall" when the revolution comes because of it
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September 25, 2026 at 11:08 PM
LISTEN UP!
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September 25, 2026 at 6:57 PM
always a pleasure to go on Chapo even if one guy in a video game meme facebook group said i would "get the wall" when the revolution comes because of it
1074 - Modern Perverts feat. Quorators (9/24/26) | Chapo Trap House
1074 - Modern Perverts feat. Quorators (9/24/26) by Chapo Trap House on Patreon. Join Chapo Trap House's community for exclusive content and updates.
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September 25, 2026 at 3:20 PM
always a pleasure to go on Chapo even if one guy in a video game meme facebook group said i would "get the wall" when the revolution comes because of it
if you think about how small my family is, when my grandpa died that was the equivalent of one million 9/11s
September 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
if you think about how small my family is, when my grandpa died that was the equivalent of one million 9/11s
turnstile show mostly turnstile shirts. thoughts on this? this has been a nyc band shirt report
lot of shirt complements happening in the line for the men's bathroom at the jeff rosenstock show
September 23, 2026 at 10:42 PM
turnstile show mostly turnstile shirts. thoughts on this? this has been a nyc band shirt report
oh but if i wear a red charlie kirk inspired neck bandana, that's offensive?!
Come on you can't do this the day after we record
September 22, 2026 at 6:11 PM
oh but if i wear a red charlie kirk inspired neck bandana, that's offensive?!
and these supposed lolcows, as you call them...they produce a sort of...laughtermilk?
September 22, 2026 at 6:16 AM
and these supposed lolcows, as you call them...they produce a sort of...laughtermilk?
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September 21, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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had a few things i needed to get off my chest ❤️
September 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
had a few things i needed to get off my chest ❤️
music makes me lose control
NEW QUORATORS w/ KYLE GORDON!
→ Do you think music has power?
→ What happened to the poet who could not stop rhyming?
→ Why do we have cowards on Quora, scared to face me like a man or woman?
AND MORE! GO WATCH: youtu.be/QcXhMwKxCHA
→ Do you think music has power?
→ What happened to the poet who could not stop rhyming?
→ Why do we have cowards on Quora, scared to face me like a man or woman?
AND MORE! GO WATCH: youtu.be/QcXhMwKxCHA
The Power of Music w/ Kyle Gordon // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
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September 21, 2026 at 6:22 PM
music makes me lose control
yea i hate transplants........ HAIR transplants!! i'm trying to be BALD over here
September 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
yea i hate transplants........ HAIR transplants!! i'm trying to be BALD over here
had a few things i needed to get off my chest ❤️
September 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
had a few things i needed to get off my chest ❤️
playing The Last of Us
every marble in my brain dropped out of my skull last night as our saturday session dnd dm revealed that he's a zionist and that the entire campaign had been set up as an israel-palestine allegory from the start
September 20, 2026 at 5:54 PM
playing The Last of Us
i am like a moth to the flame of instagram close friends stories
September 20, 2026 at 3:26 AM
i am like a moth to the flame of instagram close friends stories
lot of shirt complements happening in the line for the men's bathroom at the jeff rosenstock show
September 19, 2026 at 10:50 PM
lot of shirt complements happening in the line for the men's bathroom at the jeff rosenstock show
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It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
September 19, 2026 at 4:38 AM
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
who do you think you are
i am
September 19, 2026 at 6:00 AM
who do you think you are
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ai? ey i'd like you to shut up !!!!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
ai? ey i'd like you to shut up !!!!!
just saw a dog take a shit on the ground and force the guy he was with to pick it up in a bag. this is extremely normalized in society, but imagine if the roles were reversed
September 18, 2026 at 9:32 PM
just saw a dog take a shit on the ground and force the guy he was with to pick it up in a bag. this is extremely normalized in society, but imagine if the roles were reversed
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don't forget to make your voice heard by watching Quorators: Most Online Mind and voting for which Mind you think is the Most Online youtu.be/Gxi9bROrK-s
September 18, 2026 at 8:12 PM
don't forget to make your voice heard by watching Quorators: Most Online Mind and voting for which Mind you think is the Most Online youtu.be/Gxi9bROrK-s
said the wrong made up nerd name on my podcast
![Stupid uncultured Jeremy referred to the cat people race from Skyrim as Kashyyyk, a planet from Star Wars, instead of Khajiit!
[pic of Harakiri]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r5egvoieudo4pj3sk4gmuoef/bafkreiaajiwczffnkpseau325r232otolr4pxfflj5syut3rbvn3rl6tsq)
September 18, 2026 at 7:22 PM
said the wrong made up nerd name on my podcast
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Vin Diesel has shared a photo of him meeting George Lucas.
“Architects of mythology.”
“Architects of mythology.”
September 17, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Vin Diesel has shared a photo of him meeting George Lucas.
“Architects of mythology.”
“Architects of mythology.”
you should be allowed to take a shit for more than 10 minutes if you really gotta
September 17, 2026 at 6:37 PM
you should be allowed to take a shit for more than 10 minutes if you really gotta