Jeremy Spitzberg
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Soccer writer emeritus (All those #FPL content creators are my fault) 📝
Women's sports appreciator ⚽️🏑🏐
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Soccer writer emeritus (All those #FPL content creators are my fault) 📝
Women's sports appreciator ⚽️🏑🏐
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Jeremy Spitzberg
@jeremyspitzberg.com
· Dec 6
“Good morning. We are going through the neighborhood asking people an important question, and that is, ‘If I were to ask you what the gospel is, what would you say?’”
First Halloween decorations of the season. Dog not included.
September 21, 2026 at 3:22 PM
First Halloween decorations of the season. Dog not included.
Just realizing the Jake and Logan Paul are different people 🤯
September 21, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Just realizing the Jake and Logan Paul are different people 🤯
Not a good afternoon for DC athletes. 🏥🩻
September 20, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Not a good afternoon for DC athletes. 🏥🩻
@xowngoals.com Swap Chawinga and Erica Meg to make both teams worse. The former upsets Sanchez’s role in her MVP season and the latter just adds to the logjam at the 10.
September 19, 2026 at 1:48 PM
@xowngoals.com Swap Chawinga and Erica Meg to make both teams worse. The former upsets Sanchez’s role in her MVP season and the latter just adds to the logjam at the 10.
So AI will get us killed after all.
The U.S. military swung into action to intercept a Chinese ship after an “entirely false” AI-generated intelligence report inaccurately identified what the vessel was carrying
It also “almost started a war,” a source told CNN.
It also “almost started a war,” a source told CNN.
Exclusive: US military had close call after using AI for false intelligence report, sources say | CNN Politics
The episode shows the risks of using this new, relatively poorly understood technology in the middle of the Iran war
www.cnn.com
September 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
So AI will get us killed after all.
Me when my wife is telling me to do something.
September 17, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Me when my wife is telling me to do something.
Oh great. We’re doing the dotcom crash, oil shock, and the great Depression simultaneously!
Simpsons: Dr. Hibbert's Cabinet of Germs
ALT: Simpsons: Dr. Hibbert's Cabinet of Germs
static.klipy.com
September 17, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Oh great. We’re doing the dotcom crash, oil shock, and the great Depression simultaneously!
Only if the Lynx were losing.
Riley Gaines: "I went to the WNBA game in Minneapolis. It was a bunch of, like, disgruntled lesbians."
September 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Only if the Lynx were losing.
Hamlet; Act 1, Scene 1
September 16, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Hamlet; Act 1, Scene 1
Dude, just be on Grindr. It's ok.
Exclusive: The Pentagon is asking commanders to nominate troops to attend Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s “State of the Force” address this September, and says the servicemembers must meet waist-to-height requirements and exhibit “impeccable” grooming standards. https://on.wsj.com/3VwFKeF
September 15, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Dude, just be on Grindr. It's ok.
While the 'law prohibits “additional memorials or plaques in the nature of memorials . . . in the public areas of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts”', President Trump isn't dead so therefore can't be memorialized.
This makes me exceedingly sad.
This makes me exceedingly sad.
September 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
While the 'law prohibits “additional memorials or plaques in the nature of memorials . . . in the public areas of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts”', President Trump isn't dead so therefore can't be memorialized.
This makes me exceedingly sad.
This makes me exceedingly sad.
All I hear when looking at this photo is, "Confused? You won't be after this episode of Soap."
A mere 7 million viewers across the country, audiences are rejecting Bari Weiss' new WHISKEY MINUTES program
www.thedailybeast.com/maga-coded-6...
www.thedailybeast.com/maga-coded-6...
MAGA-Coded ‘60 Minutes’ Humiliated by Ratings Mess
The once-heralded program is plummeting in ratings.
www.thedailybeast.com
September 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
All I hear when looking at this photo is, "Confused? You won't be after this episode of Soap."
Don't we all just assume "excused absence" is the prelude to an announcement?
As recent examples of transfers have shown, there should be more transparency around why players are made unavailable for matches. www.nytimes.com/athletic/759...
NWSL player availability cannot be down to guesswork and ‘transparency is key’
As recent examples of transfers have shown, there should be more transparency around why players are made unavailable for matches.
www.nytimes.com
September 15, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Don't we all just assume "excused absence" is the prelude to an announcement?
But when is she going to play again?
The Spirit's midfield maestro is staying in town 🪄
Leicy Santos signs a new contract through 2027.
Leicy Santos signs a new contract through 2027.
September 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
But when is she going to play again?
The only joy I have left in life is reporting politicians’ texts as spam.
September 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
The only joy I have left in life is reporting politicians’ texts as spam.
“As you can see, @chicagostars.com, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!”
September 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
“As you can see, @chicagostars.com, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!”
Hmm. Louisville doesn't normally concede until the 80th minute.
September 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Hmm. Louisville doesn't normally concede until the 80th minute.
This graphic tickles me. They just use numbers, then after using "2x" for "two time FIFPRO Women's World 11" (not XI but 11 🤷♂️) they just don't go back to using numbers. So she "appeared at two time FIFA World Cups" etc.
the first Italian player in club history 🤌
forza, Barbara!
forza, Barbara!
September 11, 2026 at 8:23 PM
This graphic tickles me. They just use numbers, then after using "2x" for "two time FIFPRO Women's World 11" (not XI but 11 🤷♂️) they just don't go back to using numbers. So she "appeared at two time FIFA World Cups" etc.
Sleepy Joe was such a "hit" I'm proposing we do it again. This time it should be Nappy Don. For both the US and UK meanings of the word. 😴🧷
New photo of Trump at a ceremony commemorating the 25th anniversary of 9/11
September 11, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Sleepy Joe was such a "hit" I'm proposing we do it again. This time it should be Nappy Don. For both the US and UK meanings of the word. 😴🧷
Reposted by Jeremy Spitzberg
musical performers at trump convention were really great
September 11, 2026 at 2:03 PM
musical performers at trump convention were really great
Shorter AI industry marketing: Radiation cures cancer so I’m building a nuclear bomb in my basement.
September 11, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Shorter AI industry marketing: Radiation cures cancer so I’m building a nuclear bomb in my basement.
The Golden Calf isn’t even metaphor today.
September 11, 2026 at 12:45 PM
The Golden Calf isn’t even metaphor today.
What do normies think of the Jurgen Klopp Trivago ads?
September 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
What do normies think of the Jurgen Klopp Trivago ads?
Luke Kuechly sure does have a thing for square shoulders.
September 11, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Luke Kuechly sure does have a thing for square shoulders.