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Jesse Locker
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Professor of art history at Portland State University. Author of Artemisia Gentileschi: The Language of Painting (Yale University Press) and some other stuff. 2 parts Weltschmerz, 1 part vermouth
Pinned
Just because you're dead doesn't mean you can't be sassy

[Jan Luyken, after Cornelis van Dyk, Skeleton of a Man, 1680 etching, 139 mm × 86mm (Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam)🎃💀]
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11th-century University of Paris professor Raymond Diocrès, considered a saint at his death, returns to life at his funeral to warn he has been condemned to Hell for his sins

[Vicente Carducho, Saint Bruno’s Conversion before the Body of Diocrès, 1626-1632, oil on canvas (Museo Nacional del Prado)]
October 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Art history swag for the for Jordan Schnitzer School of Art + Art History + Design Grand Opening celebration tomorrow. You’re invited! www.psu.gd/grandopening
October 12, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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When a pet is too much work.

[Alessandro Casolani, Young Woman Contemplating a Skull, 1567-1591, 62.9cm x 44.7cm (Statens Museum for Kunst, Copenhagen)]
October 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"Would you like fresh ground pepper with that?"

[Giovanni Martinelli, Death Comes to the Banquet Table, c. 1630-1640, Oil on canvas (New Orleans Museum of Art)] 💀
October 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Francisco de Goya y Lucientes, “The Devil's Lamp (The Bewitched Man),” 1798, oil on canvas, 42.5 × 30.8 cm (National Gallery, London). From the play "El Hechizado por Fuerza": the priest Don Claudio believes he has been bewitched and will die if the oil if his lamp is not perpetually replenished 🎃🐐
October 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
When Saturday lute practice turns into an allegory of vanity 💀

[Luigi Miradori, called il Genovesino, Lute player, 1639/1641, oil on canvas, 138 x 100 cm, Genoa, Musei di Strada Nuova, Palazzo Rosso)]
October 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
“After a month of looking at these Renoirs,” said one suspected burglar, “we just couldn’t take it anymore.”
Two Renoir paintings stolen last month from the Renoir Museum in Cagnes-sur-Mer, near Nice, in south-east France have been recovered. Six suspects have also been arrested.

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October 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Unknown Lombard artist, Cats Singing, Directed by an Owl, c. 1700, oil on canvas, within a painted lunette (formerly Sotheby’s, London) 🎃🐈‍⬛
October 9, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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**early modern spectacle**
Ossoff: "I think Pete Hegseth is frankly a deeply unwell person who seems to relish this kind of brutality all the while he's running a department that is falling into chaos. The guy cannot run the military competently and is spending his time with this kind of obscene medieval spectacle."
October 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
You don't hear much about it, but mosaic was still a flourishing art form in the seventeenth century - Marcello Provenzale, a genius of Baroque mosaics in the Rome of the Borghese family. The exhibition in Cento www.finestresullarte.info/en/exhibitio...
October 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
"Hey, you don't think grandma's a witch, do you?"

[John Michael Wright, Portrait of Mrs Salesbury with her Grandchildren Edward and Elizabeth Bagot, 1675-6, oil on canvas, 129.5 x 133.6 cm (Tate)] 🎃
October 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Relaxing with a cigarette while AI prepares my class for tomorrow
October 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Antoine Wiertz, Premature Burial, 1854, 160 cm (62.9 in) x 235 cm (92.5 in) (Antoine Wiertz Museum, Brussels). The inscription of the coffin reads: “MORT DU CHOLERA / Certifié par nous Docteurs / Sansdoutes” (“DEAD FROM CHOLERA / Certified by us Doctors / Without a doubt”) 🎃💀
October 7, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Teaser for the documentary "Artemisia's Secrets," about the restoration of Artemisia Gentileschi's Penitent Mary Magdalene in the Nasjonalmuseet, Oslo
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October 7, 2026 at 3:58 AM
If you're in the Portland area and care about visual arts, you won't want to miss the grand opening celebrations for Jordan Schnitzer School of Art + Art History + Design Grand Opening, Oct. 13, 4-8 pm. DJ! Churros! Clown bingo! Knitting with algae! Art! And lots more! ☞ www.psu.gd/grandopening #pdx
Grand Opening! — PSUGD
www.psu.gd
October 6, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Morris Kantor, Haunted House, 1930, oil on canvas,
94.3 × 84.5 cm (37 1/8 × 33 1/4 in.), Art Institute of Chicago 🎃
October 6, 2026 at 2:16 PM
So excited that Patrizia Cavazzini will be giving the 30th annual Sydney J. Freedberg Lecture on Italian Art at the National Gallery of Art. A well-deserved honor!
Women Painters in Italy c.1600: Opportunities and Constraints: Sydney J. Freedberg Lecture on Italian Art | National Gallery of Art
www.nga.gov
October 6, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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October 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Odilon Redon, The Battle of the Bones, 1881, Charcoal on paper, 44.7 x 37.3 cm (Kröller-Müller Museum) 💀
October 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
For those who think Rembrandt's "Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Tulp" isn't gross enough, thankfully there's also his "Anatomy lesson of Dr. Jan Deijman," painted about 30 years later, showing the dissection of a criminal call "Zwarte Jan" by renowned anatomist Jan Deijman 🎃💀🧠
October 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Adolph Menzel, Death as an Unwelcome Guest, 1844/1845. Watercolor and gouache. 5.1 x 3.6 in. (Kupferstichkabinett, Staatliche Museen zu Berlin). Death politely recognizes that this is a shoe-free house.
October 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Job: Associate Professor of Art and Architecture of the Medieval World at Johns Hopkins University #medievalsky
Associate Professor of Art and Architecture of the Medieval World, Baltimore
Lauren Crabtree. Department of the History of Art at Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore, MD, 01.07.2027, Bewerbungsschluss: 30.10.2026
arthist.net
October 4, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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— “You got types?"

— “Only you, darling. Lanky brunettes with wicked jaws."

Myrna Loy & William Powell in

THE THIN MAN (1934)
October 3, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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October 3, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Pensionante del Saraceni, The Fright, c. 1615-20, Oil on canvas 65.4 x 52.1 cm (72.5 x 86 x 5.4 cm) (Gaudium Magnum Foundation). I'm not sure what's going on here, but such a great study in characteristically baroque extremes of emotion and some dazzling optical effects. 🎃
October 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM