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Jessie Blue
@jessieblueaz.bsky.social
Shameless abuser of…ellipses.

Gen X 🎵
Nature 🌲
Dog lover 🐾
History nerd 👣
Professional Snark 😎
Racism is for cowards 🚽
Separation of Church/State🇺🇸

EAT LOCAL - SPEND LOCAL 🏠

🚫 I block smut/porn accounts, solicitation, misogynists & bots.
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“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”.

~ Shakespeare
FFS…get this woman and her spoiled bratty teenage girl voice off my TV!
September 22, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Guys, please stop with the “please clap” when you cook for yourself, get out of bed on time, do your laundry…

If your personal bar is that low, find some fucking hustle. I work my ass off. I’m not giving high fives for your bare minimum.
September 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Trump’s curse remains unbroken.
September 22, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I wonder…

These are for-profit, profit driven corporations. They’ve all capitulated in recent years.

But Fox News, for example, has seen their viewership decline with Trump’s approval ratings.

IDK, but these MSM corporations may just be looking for an off-ramp from the sinking ship.
A huge thank you to CNN, MS NOW, Politico, ABC News, CBS News, NBC News, Fox News, PBS News, NPR, The New York Times, The Washington Post, HuffPost, the Associated Press, Reuters, Getty Images, and AFP for standing together in defense of a free press.
September 22, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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September 22, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I hate it when people call Trump “Trumpy”.

There’s nothing cutesy about Trump.

I’m gonna call him by the name on his indictments and convictions.
September 22, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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“You didn’t tell me these were the same Persians who beat the Romans!”
September 21, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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Do you remember?
September 21, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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September 21, 2026 at 2:39 PM
What if Trump decided to destroy the Washington Monument?

What of he decided to destroy the Statue of Liberty?
September 19, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Cause of death: Cardiac Arrest

Me: Isn’t a heart that’s no longer beating literally the cause of every death?
September 18, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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September 18, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Guys…it may not be heathy to use SOAP now.

The fucking SOAP contains bacteria now.
September 17, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Why are people calling Trump “Trumpy”?

It’s not like calling your little brother William “Billy” or your mom “mommy”.

There’s nothing cute about him.

He’s horrible. Please stop making his name into some cutesy bs.
September 16, 2026 at 11:35 PM
There’s nothing that puts me in the Christmas spirit less than seeing Christmas shit already on the shelves at the grocery store before the middle of fucking SEPTEMBER.
September 15, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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Hey male reporters, why don't YOU ask Trump tough questions?
September 11, 2026 at 10:49 PM
@atrupar.com

John Quincy Adams also died of a stroke at 80 yrs old. Maybe our current president would do that.
September 11, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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French prosecutors have found new investigative leads in the Epstein case, and have identified 13 new victims. www.lemonde.fr/en/internati...
France's Epstein probe identifies 'potential recruiters'
Paris prosecutor Laure Beccuau revealed said that new leads had been identified as part of an investigation into alleged human trafficking.
www.lemonde.fr
September 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Name a song with the word "Fire" in the title or lyrics...🎶
September 8, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I can live without many things…but Irish butter is not one of them.
Cutting Kerrygold Pure Irish Butter
ALT: Cutting Kerrygold Pure Irish Butter
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September 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
If Dems don’t take the House and Senate in the midterms 2027/2028 is gonna turn into the real live fucking Hunger Games.

“May the odds be ever in your favor “.
Katniss Everdeen's Hunger Games Salute
ALT: Katniss Everdeen's Hunger Games Salute
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September 7, 2026 at 2:48 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits…
Green Day - When I Come Around Music Video
ALT: Green Day - When I Come Around Music Video
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September 7, 2026 at 12:23 AM
An 80 yr old man whose natural hair is totally silver is gonna need root color every four weeks now.

ALPHA! 😂
September 6, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Guys I’m pretty sure 1600 Pennsylvania Ave is directly above the Hellmouth.

#Buffy
September 6, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Unpopular opinion:

Runny egg yolks are disgusting.

Liquid baby chicken. 🤮
September 6, 2026 at 4:29 AM