Jess
@jesssparksnotes.bsky.social
🍑 Atlanta.
📝 Writing things down.
🎙️ Playing Southern-Fried TTRPGs with @shrimpandcrits.com
💖💜💙 [she/her]
📝 Writing things down.
🎙️ Playing Southern-Fried TTRPGs with @shrimpandcrits.com
💖💜💙 [she/her]
Which Fast and the Furious movie has the best soundtrack, and why is it Tokyo Drift?
September 27, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Which Fast and the Furious movie has the best soundtrack, and why is it Tokyo Drift?
Have purchased knitting needles, everybody yell at me til I finish one (1) project
September 26, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Have purchased knitting needles, everybody yell at me til I finish one (1) project
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i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
September 25, 2026 at 4:04 PM
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
Just finished a book that made me go “oh! That one might be rock bottom for me, actually”
September 24, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Just finished a book that made me go “oh! That one might be rock bottom for me, actually”
Theming this fall around Arthuriana. Send me your weirdest Arthur media and favorite scholarly sources.
September 22, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Theming this fall around Arthuriana. Send me your weirdest Arthur media and favorite scholarly sources.
Hot damn we are BACK AT THE COOKTOP. If you missed WAHO back when we were streaming, get your orders in now 🧇
Clean out your grease traps and open your ear holes!
WAHO is back on the menu!🧇
Starting Monday we'll be dropping WAHO on the main feed until 10/12 and then we'll be back to Dania for the final stretch of Season 2!
These eps are edited and scored versions of our previous live shows! Don't miss it!
WAHO is back on the menu!🧇
Starting Monday we'll be dropping WAHO on the main feed until 10/12 and then we'll be back to Dania for the final stretch of Season 2!
These eps are edited and scored versions of our previous live shows! Don't miss it!
September 17, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Hot damn we are BACK AT THE COOKTOP. If you missed WAHO back when we were streaming, get your orders in now 🧇
I don't know if anyone is ready for Ian and Quinn's characters in this episode.
Helllooooo sports fans! Your Merchant Marines are looking to salvage yet another losing season as they square off against the Yonkers Bonkers. After so many years, you have to wonder if the franchise is simply doomed to fail.
Off Hours: Field of Screams Pt 1
monsterhour.podbean.com/e/off-hours-...
Off Hours: Field of Screams Pt 1
monsterhour.podbean.com/e/off-hours-...
September 1, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I don't know if anyone is ready for Ian and Quinn's characters in this episode.
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HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME
August 27, 2026 at 11:25 PM
HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME
Played Night Hag by @gshowitt.bsky.social with @itscap.bsky.social and @maudlingames.com and it felt like running through a hilarious 103 degree fever dream.
August 13, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Played Night Hag by @gshowitt.bsky.social with @itscap.bsky.social and @maudlingames.com and it felt like running through a hilarious 103 degree fever dream.
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I am once again promising to vote for any candidate who pledges to abolish the position of Opinions Columnist
“Civic and educational collapse.”
No you didn’t. That’s not true.
No you didn’t. That’s not true.
“I lived through the years of peak woke, and it was a McCarthyite experience. I lived with the blue-state governance that doctrinaire progressivism encouraged, and it yielded civic and educational collapse”
That’s what’s happening now. I’m so confused.
www.nytimes.com/2026/08/08/o...
That’s what’s happening now. I’m so confused.
www.nytimes.com/2026/08/08/o...
August 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I am once again promising to vote for any candidate who pledges to abolish the position of Opinions Columnist
My GenCon Haul:
- A composing curriculum from the lovely @taylordotbiz.bsky.social
- A lingering RP high from an emotional game of Last Train to Bremen w @quinnmajeski.bsky.social and @wolfsbanettrpg.bsky.social
- A lengthy AP backlog (Soul Operator, The Heart is a Dungeon, Afterlight)
- ConCrud
- A composing curriculum from the lovely @taylordotbiz.bsky.social
- A lingering RP high from an emotional game of Last Train to Bremen w @quinnmajeski.bsky.social and @wolfsbanettrpg.bsky.social
- A lengthy AP backlog (Soul Operator, The Heart is a Dungeon, Afterlight)
- ConCrud
August 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
My GenCon Haul:
- A composing curriculum from the lovely @taylordotbiz.bsky.social
- A lingering RP high from an emotional game of Last Train to Bremen w @quinnmajeski.bsky.social and @wolfsbanettrpg.bsky.social
- A lengthy AP backlog (Soul Operator, The Heart is a Dungeon, Afterlight)
- ConCrud
- A composing curriculum from the lovely @taylordotbiz.bsky.social
- A lingering RP high from an emotional game of Last Train to Bremen w @quinnmajeski.bsky.social and @wolfsbanettrpg.bsky.social
- A lengthy AP backlog (Soul Operator, The Heart is a Dungeon, Afterlight)
- ConCrud
Coming in INCREDIBLY LATE with an eerie cup of coffee to point y'all at this delightful episode of @monsterhourpod.bsky.social ! Cap, Drea, and I got to play Triangle Agency with Quinn and I got to do my most traumatizing customer service voice.
🔻ATTN: ALL EMPLOYEES🔻
Warning! Anomalous audio has escaped containment of the patreon vault. If you encounter this audio, please ℜ𝔢𝔭𝔬𝔯𝔱 ǝɥʇ ⓈIᎶĤт𝓲几Ğ t⃣ o⃣ ץ๏ยг m̵̘͚̤̮̥̀̾͜a̵̞̤̗̻̙̙̿́̑̎̿͊̎̈n̴̥̯̗̟̜̗̝̗͎̣͔̘͇̯̄͌ą̴̖̅̅͂̑͌͐̾̓̏̂̈̀̚͝͠g̵͍̘̹̰̞̗̘̫̝̳̹̺͂͂̊͂̓ͅé̵͖͇̤̤̜͖̤̖̠̠͎̤̟̱̺̓̒͌͐̏̊̍̌r̸̡̬̜̮̲͖͈̞̠̆̑̈́̿̓ͅ B̵̢̨̡͔̤̭̬̱͇͚̰̼̞̯͙͎͒͊̆͛͊̾̾͌̀͌͑Ę̷̨̰͚̫̭̞̳̟͖̯̭̜̖̆̀ͅ ̵̺̙̺̪͓̟̰͚̘̘̙͎̦̣̫̘̫̓̊̊̈́͊̀͒̒͋́̈́̀̓͌̇̓̃͌́̌̚͘̕͜͠N̶̨̛̬͕͍̠̘̝̻͙̟̝͊̋̽̅͌́́͗͛͊̌͆̑̿̈̓͒̌͑̓͆͂͂͐͐̕ͅͅǪ̷̢̡̛͙͓̗̘̻̤̼̲̩̞̜͚͇͖͖̙̼̖̤̟̔̾̿̌̇̿͋̇̀̅͌̿̿̏͑͠͝ͅT̸̘̝̣̪̜̈̈́͂̓̌̇̾́̆̏͋́̑̏͋̾͌͛͘ ̵̡̨̰͚̥͔̥̼͉̯͉̥͎̠̲̞͊̈́ͅǍ̷̧͎̦̯̭̫͕̘̭̳̳̝̔̌̍̐̂̀̀͂̏́̈́͗̌̔̍̎̊͆͘̕͘͜͜͝͠F̶̗̮͇̠̝͎̠̲̮̲̭̗̬̱͓̥͍̥̣͙̣̣̩̭̟͕̅̇ͅR̷̡͈̺̠̱̤̳̳͇̖̘͋̅̏̒̈́͂͒͐̿̑͛̌̌̀A̸̧̡̦̖̦͔͓͇̼̘̗̲̥͈̣̻̦͎̘͙̳͈̜̓̎̓̔̐̍̐̋̿̂̃̋̄̇̓̂̀̊̂̍̚͝ͅͅI̵̡͕͍̖̼͚̩̞͓̭̫̥͉̻̫̬̦̩̫̻̣͋͗̉͗̀D̵̨̝̗̤̙̖̤͎͙̲͍̟͓̙͉͍̂̊̅̈́̄̉̄͆͛̓͗͗̄̕͝͠
Off Hours: Triangle Agency
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Off Hours: Triangle Agency
monsterhour.podbean.com/e/off-hours-...
July 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Coming in INCREDIBLY LATE with an eerie cup of coffee to point y'all at this delightful episode of @monsterhourpod.bsky.social ! Cap, Drea, and I got to play Triangle Agency with Quinn and I got to do my most traumatizing customer service voice.
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Fix your hearts or die.
You know how many of us joke that Pride month should be followed by Wrath? This year I feel a deep, burning fury towards all who use transgender lives as political propaganda.
We are human beings. You cannot erase us.
Happy Pride. Trans liberation at any cost.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
You know how many of us joke that Pride month should be followed by Wrath? This year I feel a deep, burning fury towards all who use transgender lives as political propaganda.
We are human beings. You cannot erase us.
Happy Pride. Trans liberation at any cost.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
June 29, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Fix your hearts or die.
You know how many of us joke that Pride month should be followed by Wrath? This year I feel a deep, burning fury towards all who use transgender lives as political propaganda.
We are human beings. You cannot erase us.
Happy Pride. Trans liberation at any cost.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
You know how many of us joke that Pride month should be followed by Wrath? This year I feel a deep, burning fury towards all who use transgender lives as political propaganda.
We are human beings. You cannot erase us.
Happy Pride. Trans liberation at any cost.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
now that we're in June, I think the theme of this year for me is Just Fuckin Do It, and so far it's working pretty well
June 18, 2026 at 2:31 AM
now that we're in June, I think the theme of this year for me is Just Fuckin Do It, and so far it's working pretty well
Absolutely common @dreasilvertooth.bsky.social W yet again! Congratulations!!!!
We're thrilled to learn that our GM @dreasilvertooth.bsky.social won the "Best Game Master Actual Play" award at #ColoradoWebfest!! Thank you so much 💙 we’re so proud of our show.
June 15, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Absolutely common @dreasilvertooth.bsky.social W yet again! Congratulations!!!!
@bookshop.org remains an excellent resource for supporting the local bookstores that actually give a damn about books!
@libbyapp.com gets you books for free (and you can request that your library carry specific titles!)
ThriftBooks has everything, and by that I mean e v e r y t h i n g.
Options!
@libbyapp.com gets you books for free (and you can request that your library carry specific titles!)
ThriftBooks has everything, and by that I mean e v e r y t h i n g.
Options!
May 19, 2026 at 6:13 PM
@bookshop.org remains an excellent resource for supporting the local bookstores that actually give a damn about books!
@libbyapp.com gets you books for free (and you can request that your library carry specific titles!)
ThriftBooks has everything, and by that I mean e v e r y t h i n g.
Options!
@libbyapp.com gets you books for free (and you can request that your library carry specific titles!)
ThriftBooks has everything, and by that I mean e v e r y t h i n g.
Options!
so excited to go paddleboarding tomorrow that I'm experiencing some work senioritis
May 15, 2026 at 3:19 PM
so excited to go paddleboarding tomorrow that I'm experiencing some work senioritis
where is that "accidentally became important at work" meme because I need it and also a 15 day vacation
May 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
where is that "accidentally became important at work" meme because I need it and also a 15 day vacation
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Horoscope question: is there ever a day where i should hang on to what’s not serving me
May 13, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Horoscope question: is there ever a day where i should hang on to what’s not serving me
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Fuck AI. You do it yourself over and over until it feels real. That's the whole point
May 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Fuck AI. You do it yourself over and over until it feels real. That's the whole point
If you like Star Wars, you'll love this game. It's got all the hope and adventure of playing around in the SW universe. @maudlingames.com @ @itscap.bsky.social absolutely crushed it.
The Complete First Version of #LIGHTSIDE is here!
This Pbta TTRPG captures the magic of Hope and Optimism found in the #StarWars franchise created by George Lucas.
Find the game here!
No credits required, it's free!
ianmauldin.itch.io/light-side
Join the Official Discord
discord.gg/Szqbpj8A2U
This Pbta TTRPG captures the magic of Hope and Optimism found in the #StarWars franchise created by George Lucas.
Find the game here!
No credits required, it's free!
ianmauldin.itch.io/light-side
Join the Official Discord
discord.gg/Szqbpj8A2U
Light Side by Ian Mauldin
A Space Fantasy Powered By The Apocalypse Game Based On Star Wars
ianmauldin.itch.io
May 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
If you like Star Wars, you'll love this game. It's got all the hope and adventure of playing around in the SW universe. @maudlingames.com @ @itscap.bsky.social absolutely crushed it.
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Hey folks, I got an urgent request for you.
ICE is using our DMV data to track protestors. This isn't getting enough attention given... well... everything else going on. And we need state governors to put a stop to it. They need to hear from you.
Very easy action item -- takes 30 seconds.
1/2
ICE is using our DMV data to track protestors. This isn't getting enough attention given... well... everything else going on. And we need state governors to put a stop to it. They need to hear from you.
Very easy action item -- takes 30 seconds.
1/2
March 31, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Hey folks, I got an urgent request for you.
ICE is using our DMV data to track protestors. This isn't getting enough attention given... well... everything else going on. And we need state governors to put a stop to it. They need to hear from you.
Very easy action item -- takes 30 seconds.
1/2
ICE is using our DMV data to track protestors. This isn't getting enough attention given... well... everything else going on. And we need state governors to put a stop to it. They need to hear from you.
Very easy action item -- takes 30 seconds.
1/2
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility! This is the day that trans people disable their cloaking devices for 24 full hours! Good to see you, gang
March 31, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! This is the day that trans people disable their cloaking devices for 24 full hours! Good to see you, gang
It's straightforward. I want a smart speaker but I don't want a digital spy, I want driverless transit but not shitty Waymos, I want mRNA vaccines but not fitness trackers that exploit my data.
The left doesn't hate technology, we hate being exploited: aftermath.site/anthropic-clau...
February 19, 2026 at 5:31 PM
It's straightforward. I want a smart speaker but I don't want a digital spy, I want driverless transit but not shitty Waymos, I want mRNA vaccines but not fitness trackers that exploit my data.
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor