jetty bones
@jettybones.bsky.social
laughing and crying and then laughing at myself for crying until I laugh instead of laughing until I cry. does that make sense? musician. ohio -> philly
unfortunately, a performative male loves to see me comin'. go ahead honey, put in your lil show. i'll watch. i'll clap.
May 19, 2026 at 1:36 PM
unfortunately, a performative male loves to see me comin'. go ahead honey, put in your lil show. i'll watch. i'll clap.
i know a cucumber sammich hates to see me coming.
April 26, 2026 at 7:28 PM
i know a cucumber sammich hates to see me coming.
Me and all the real homies have an emotional support cup of one inch of melted iced coffee in our cars.
March 5, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Me and all the real homies have an emotional support cup of one inch of melted iced coffee in our cars.
Daily affirmations but it's just listening to Maneater by Hall & Oates five times before bed.
March 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Daily affirmations but it's just listening to Maneater by Hall & Oates five times before bed.
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Who knew singing “Housing Crisis” by @jettybones.bsky.social would help my newborn fall asleep? Except I change it to “holy fudge” for parental purposes.
December 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Who knew singing “Housing Crisis” by @jettybones.bsky.social would help my newborn fall asleep? Except I change it to “holy fudge” for parental purposes.
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You’d think @jettybones.bsky.social is a coffee company!
September 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You’d think @jettybones.bsky.social is a coffee company!
if i see two vans parked next to each other at a diner, i will always assume they belong to two bands on tour doing a lil brunchie.
August 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
if i see two vans parked next to each other at a diner, i will always assume they belong to two bands on tour doing a lil brunchie.
if i had to sum up my real life in one photo, it would be this.
June 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
if i had to sum up my real life in one photo, it would be this.
truly thankful that my life is not the Truman Show because I just spent 23 minutes, trying to change the bag on a vacuum cleaner.
June 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
truly thankful that my life is not the Truman Show because I just spent 23 minutes, trying to change the bag on a vacuum cleaner.
i know a produce aisle hates to see me coming.
June 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i know a produce aisle hates to see me coming.
i actually only go to shows so i can spy on my fans and see if they go harder for other bands. that's it.
May 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i actually only go to shows so i can spy on my fans and see if they go harder for other bands. that's it.
You’re looking up your ex’s instagram account. I’m looking up dolls at online estate sales to see if any of them look haunted. We are not the same.
April 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You’re looking up your ex’s instagram account. I’m looking up dolls at online estate sales to see if any of them look haunted. We are not the same.
Wearing contacts is crazy because when I take them out, my eyes just don’t work anymore.
April 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Wearing contacts is crazy because when I take them out, my eyes just don’t work anymore.
The biggest sham of adulthood is feeling an innate need to pretend we are not lonely.
April 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The biggest sham of adulthood is feeling an innate need to pretend we are not lonely.
If life really was a movie, someone would have done a dramatic rendition of Bonnie Tyler’s smash hit “Total Eclipse of the Heart” with me during dive bar karaoke in a different state.
But no, this is real life people. This is REAL LIFE.
But no, this is real life people. This is REAL LIFE.
April 1, 2025 at 11:36 AM
If life really was a movie, someone would have done a dramatic rendition of Bonnie Tyler’s smash hit “Total Eclipse of the Heart” with me during dive bar karaoke in a different state.
But no, this is real life people. This is REAL LIFE.
But no, this is real life people. This is REAL LIFE.
Nothing makes me feel quite as blessed as my mom watching all of my IG stories.
But also mom, if you see this I’m so sorry and I promise I’m FINE.
But also mom, if you see this I’m so sorry and I promise I’m FINE.
April 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Nothing makes me feel quite as blessed as my mom watching all of my IG stories.
But also mom, if you see this I’m so sorry and I promise I’m FINE.
But also mom, if you see this I’m so sorry and I promise I’m FINE.
of course I feel like an alien, im a dreamer living in Reality, USA.
March 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
of course I feel like an alien, im a dreamer living in Reality, USA.
The look my cat just gave me after refusing to give him the whole other half of my burrito has me questioning my ability to parent.
March 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The look my cat just gave me after refusing to give him the whole other half of my burrito has me questioning my ability to parent.
Repeat after me:
I am free to align with that which serves me.
I am free to align with only what serves me.
I am free to align with all that serves me.
I am free to align with that which serves me.
I am free to align with only what serves me.
I am free to align with all that serves me.
March 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Repeat after me:
I am free to align with that which serves me.
I am free to align with only what serves me.
I am free to align with all that serves me.
I am free to align with that which serves me.
I am free to align with only what serves me.
I am free to align with all that serves me.
Wearing clogs is all fun and games until your feet get sweaty and you start walking like a baby deer.
March 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Wearing clogs is all fun and games until your feet get sweaty and you start walking like a baby deer.
Imagine hating me when I’m just decompressing from political dread by scrolling the blind cat subreddit.
March 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Imagine hating me when I’m just decompressing from political dread by scrolling the blind cat subreddit.
Ash Wednesday lowkey looking like Charles Manson cosplay.
March 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Ash Wednesday lowkey looking like Charles Manson cosplay.
I think I’m having an identity crisis. I am extremely tired and considering a NAP instead of a RED BULL.
February 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I think I’m having an identity crisis. I am extremely tired and considering a NAP instead of a RED BULL.
It’s 5:16am and I’m here to say one thing:
Call a friend. It can change everything. It can keep you alive. It did for me tonight.
Call a friend. It can change everything. It can keep you alive. It did for me tonight.
February 23, 2025 at 10:17 AM
It’s 5:16am and I’m here to say one thing:
Call a friend. It can change everything. It can keep you alive. It did for me tonight.
Call a friend. It can change everything. It can keep you alive. It did for me tonight.
I love filling in at my old coffee shop because everybody keeps asking me how my cats are doing and I feel SEEN.
February 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I love filling in at my old coffee shop because everybody keeps asking me how my cats are doing and I feel SEEN.