Jordan Hoffman
@jhoffman.bsky.social
How would you like to have your thick strawberry goo?
I agree with this (which means I agree with myself.)
@jhoffman.bsky.social has a good piece on what Paramount needs to do next for Star Trek, which is wayyyyy overdue, remastering Voyager and Deep Space Nine in HD. He talks about all the challenges we know about but there were no wrong points in it. Read the Lodestar here:
STARLOG | Est. 1976
Science fiction brings the future closer. We're here to help you see it coming. The Annual ships November 2026.
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September 25, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I agree with this (which means I agree with myself.)
Filmspotting SVU! Listen to Matt Singer and I discuss "Best of the Best" - a very entertaining dance competition movie on Netflix.
There's also a lot else going on in this episode, including a THRILLING trivia game.
open.spotify.com/episode/6BMK...
There's also a lot else going on in this episode, including a THRILLING trivia game.
open.spotify.com/episode/6BMK...
Netflix’s Best of the Best is Actually Kind of the Best
Filmspotting: Streaming Video Unit (SVU) · Episode
open.spotify.com
September 25, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Filmspotting SVU! Listen to Matt Singer and I discuss "Best of the Best" - a very entertaining dance competition movie on Netflix.
There's also a lot else going on in this episode, including a THRILLING trivia game.
open.spotify.com/episode/6BMK...
There's also a lot else going on in this episode, including a THRILLING trivia game.
open.spotify.com/episode/6BMK...
Wait, how is Rick & Morty not on this list?!!?!?
I can understand Solar Opposites and Star Trek: Lower Decks getting the diss because those shows are not ****FOR NORMAL PEOPLE**** but Rick & Morty is pretty popular!
www.reddit.com/r/hbo/commen...
I can understand Solar Opposites and Star Trek: Lower Decks getting the diss because those shows are not ****FOR NORMAL PEOPLE**** but Rick & Morty is pretty popular!
www.reddit.com/r/hbo/commen...
From the hbo community on Reddit: NYT's list of Greatest Shows of 21st Century. Thoughts?
Explore this post and more from the hbo community
www.reddit.com
September 25, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Wait, how is Rick & Morty not on this list?!!?!?
I can understand Solar Opposites and Star Trek: Lower Decks getting the diss because those shows are not ****FOR NORMAL PEOPLE**** but Rick & Morty is pretty popular!
www.reddit.com/r/hbo/commen...
I can understand Solar Opposites and Star Trek: Lower Decks getting the diss because those shows are not ****FOR NORMAL PEOPLE**** but Rick & Morty is pretty popular!
www.reddit.com/r/hbo/commen...
The NY Times's best TV shows of the 21st century does not include THE EXPANSE which is probably in my top 5, so, I dunno ....
September 25, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The NY Times's best TV shows of the 21st century does not include THE EXPANSE which is probably in my top 5, so, I dunno ....
The new Lodestar newsletter from STARLOG is here, and it includes a memo to David Ellison as well as the latest Rubik's Cube news and other highlights.
Sign up at STARLOG.com (please) but also you can click here.
thelodestar.starlog.com/p/the-lodest...
Sign up at STARLOG.com (please) but also you can click here.
thelodestar.starlog.com/p/the-lodest...
THE LODESTAR NO. 014 · OF PARAMOUNT IMPORTANCE · SEPTEMBER 25, 2026
Our foolproof scheme to save a major movie studio.
thelodestar.starlog.com
September 25, 2026 at 1:08 PM
The new Lodestar newsletter from STARLOG is here, and it includes a memo to David Ellison as well as the latest Rubik's Cube news and other highlights.
Sign up at STARLOG.com (please) but also you can click here.
thelodestar.starlog.com/p/the-lodest...
Sign up at STARLOG.com (please) but also you can click here.
thelodestar.starlog.com/p/the-lodest...
I gasped right there on the toilet when I saw this.
September 24, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I gasped right there on the toilet when I saw this.
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After only 10 years investigating McDonald's Pizza and related matters such as whatever happened to it, etc., I may have "cracked" the case "wide open." For more information, listen here: open.spotify.com/episode/1hZ6...
September 24, 2026 at 5:41 PM
After only 10 years investigating McDonald's Pizza and related matters such as whatever happened to it, etc., I may have "cracked" the case "wide open." For more information, listen here: open.spotify.com/episode/1hZ6...
A little bit annoying that Asbury Park and Princeton are having their "Porchfest" on the same day. (This Saturday.) (When it's probably going to rain anyway.)
Who would you choose: Asbury Park or Princeton?
See photos of canonical central NJ-ers below.
Who would you choose: Asbury Park or Princeton?
See photos of canonical central NJ-ers below.
September 24, 2026 at 5:10 PM
A little bit annoying that Asbury Park and Princeton are having their "Porchfest" on the same day. (This Saturday.) (When it's probably going to rain anyway.)
Who would you choose: Asbury Park or Princeton?
See photos of canonical central NJ-ers below.
Who would you choose: Asbury Park or Princeton?
See photos of canonical central NJ-ers below.
In what world is SCTV esoteric?
September 24, 2026 at 4:53 PM
In what world is SCTV esoteric?
It has come to my attention that the upcoming Stanley Kubrick mega-box will include clips of "To The Moon and Beyond," the 1964 World's Fair Cinerama project, that is impossible to find online.
September 24, 2026 at 3:23 PM
It has come to my attention that the upcoming Stanley Kubrick mega-box will include clips of "To The Moon and Beyond," the 1964 World's Fair Cinerama project, that is impossible to find online.
Reposted by Jordan Hoffman
Resident Evil, hubristic mouse brains, the papal orb, D.A.R.Y.L. and @misterpatches.bsky.social!
Hear it all on the new episode of The STARLOG Podcast, available everywhere you listen to podcasts.
Spotify link here: open.spotify.com/episode/07Ya...
Hear it all on the new episode of The STARLOG Podcast, available everywhere you listen to podcasts.
Spotify link here: open.spotify.com/episode/07Ya...
014 - Resident Evil, Mouse Brains, and D.A.R.Y.L. with Matt Patches
The STARLOG Podcast · Episode
open.spotify.com
September 23, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Resident Evil, hubristic mouse brains, the papal orb, D.A.R.Y.L. and @misterpatches.bsky.social!
Hear it all on the new episode of The STARLOG Podcast, available everywhere you listen to podcasts.
Spotify link here: open.spotify.com/episode/07Ya...
Hear it all on the new episode of The STARLOG Podcast, available everywhere you listen to podcasts.
Spotify link here: open.spotify.com/episode/07Ya...
Today we celebrate 100 years of John Coltrane.
When an interviewer told Phil Schaap he disliked Coltrane, Schaap said "That’s your option. If you think that it's because his art isn't any good, then you're wrong."
Never argue with Phil Schaap.
Listen to John Coltrane.
youtu.be/euE0wyRmyZs?...
When an interviewer told Phil Schaap he disliked Coltrane, Schaap said "That’s your option. If you think that it's because his art isn't any good, then you're wrong."
Never argue with Phil Schaap.
Listen to John Coltrane.
youtu.be/euE0wyRmyZs?...
Central Park West
YouTube video by John Coltrane - Topic
youtu.be
September 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Today we celebrate 100 years of John Coltrane.
When an interviewer told Phil Schaap he disliked Coltrane, Schaap said "That’s your option. If you think that it's because his art isn't any good, then you're wrong."
Never argue with Phil Schaap.
Listen to John Coltrane.
youtu.be/euE0wyRmyZs?...
When an interviewer told Phil Schaap he disliked Coltrane, Schaap said "That’s your option. If you think that it's because his art isn't any good, then you're wrong."
Never argue with Phil Schaap.
Listen to John Coltrane.
youtu.be/euE0wyRmyZs?...
Reposted by Jordan Hoffman
The NYC voting pens are better than the old Commerce Bank/TD Bank pens were. It’s taken me a few years to reach this conclusion.
September 23, 2026 at 4:46 PM
The NYC voting pens are better than the old Commerce Bank/TD Bank pens were. It’s taken me a few years to reach this conclusion.
Reposted by Jordan Hoffman
The Pope has a sci-fi orb now?!
STARLOG is always here for orb news, and this past week, Pope Leo the XIV was gifted some sort of green orb because of artificial intelligence.
STARLOG is always here for orb news, and this past week, Pope Leo the XIV was gifted some sort of green orb because of artificial intelligence.
September 23, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The Pope has a sci-fi orb now?!
STARLOG is always here for orb news, and this past week, Pope Leo the XIV was gifted some sort of green orb because of artificial intelligence.
STARLOG is always here for orb news, and this past week, Pope Leo the XIV was gifted some sort of green orb because of artificial intelligence.
Resident Evil, hubristic mouse brains, the papal orb, D.A.R.Y.L. and @misterpatches.bsky.social!
Hear it all on the new episode of The STARLOG Podcast, available everywhere you listen to podcasts.
Spotify link here: open.spotify.com/episode/07Ya...
Hear it all on the new episode of The STARLOG Podcast, available everywhere you listen to podcasts.
Spotify link here: open.spotify.com/episode/07Ya...
014 - Resident Evil, Mouse Brains, and D.A.R.Y.L. with Matt Patches
The STARLOG Podcast · Episode
open.spotify.com
September 23, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Resident Evil, hubristic mouse brains, the papal orb, D.A.R.Y.L. and @misterpatches.bsky.social!
Hear it all on the new episode of The STARLOG Podcast, available everywhere you listen to podcasts.
Spotify link here: open.spotify.com/episode/07Ya...
Hear it all on the new episode of The STARLOG Podcast, available everywhere you listen to podcasts.
Spotify link here: open.spotify.com/episode/07Ya...
Reposted by Jordan Hoffman
The Denver CHRONOVISOR screening is sold out and has at least one employee asking me what it’s about.
I learned about it on the STARLOG Podcast
open.spotify.com/episode/1i2q...
I learned about it on the STARLOG Podcast
open.spotify.com/episode/1i2q...
September 23, 2026 at 1:33 AM
The Denver CHRONOVISOR screening is sold out and has at least one employee asking me what it’s about.
I learned about it on the STARLOG Podcast
open.spotify.com/episode/1i2q...
I learned about it on the STARLOG Podcast
open.spotify.com/episode/1i2q...
When my wife gets home early and discovers me blasting Weather Report.
September 22, 2026 at 2:30 PM
When my wife gets home early and discovers me blasting Weather Report.
Lanterns: This may make me sound like a completely out-of-step weirdo, but while I can accept that the characters are "different" from how I know them in the comics, I hate how much they use F-bombs. I feel like this is a step too far, and indicative of lazy writing.
September 22, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Lanterns: This may make me sound like a completely out-of-step weirdo, but while I can accept that the characters are "different" from how I know them in the comics, I hate how much they use F-bombs. I feel like this is a step too far, and indicative of lazy writing.
STAR TREK HAIR DOT TUMBLR DOT COM
September 21, 2026 at 9:44 PM
STAR TREK HAIR DOT TUMBLR DOT COM
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"Up next, we've got a story about the latest Gen Z trend. It's called Whalefalling and it has many parents concerned."
September 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
"Up next, we've got a story about the latest Gen Z trend. It's called Whalefalling and it has many parents concerned."
Freddie Hubbard God-King of Jazz Trumpet!!!!
Listen to 185 seconds of perfection.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1_c...
Listen to 185 seconds of perfection.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1_c...
Aries
YouTube video by Freddie Hubbard - Topic
www.youtube.com
September 21, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Freddie Hubbard God-King of Jazz Trumpet!!!!
Listen to 185 seconds of perfection.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1_c...
Listen to 185 seconds of perfection.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1_c...
Meet my polycule.
September 20, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Meet my polycule.
Burger King onion rings and ‘zesty’ sauce, who is ready to have a real and honest discussion about this?
September 20, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Burger King onion rings and ‘zesty’ sauce, who is ready to have a real and honest discussion about this?