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Oh... I've got one reason why
October 8, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Oh... I've got one reason why
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wife: honey, can you read to the baby?
husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby
grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet
husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby
grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet
husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
October 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
wife: honey, can you read to the baby?
husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby
grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet
husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby
grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet
husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
October 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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bucowke
October 8, 2026 at 3:52 PM
bucowke
Interesting they're going with San Jose State colors
The PWHL is starting to reveal the expansion team jerseys, keeping with the city name tradition for the first year. Here's San Jose (image credit to the PWHL)!
#PWHL
#PWHL
October 8, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Interesting they're going with San Jose State colors
October 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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man oh man
“Finish every day and be done with it.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson writes to his daughter in 1854.
Ralph Waldo Emerson writes to his daughter in 1854.
October 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
man oh man
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FOLKS: this past weekend, I took a mini-vacation road trip Up North & into the Upper Peninsula! Absolutely elite leaf-peepin' situation, tbh. Pretty much *everywhere* is aglow in reds, greens, and yellows.
Here are some highlight pictures from the journey. Good job out there nature-ing, Michigan.
Here are some highlight pictures from the journey. Good job out there nature-ing, Michigan.
October 7, 2026 at 1:14 PM
FOLKS: this past weekend, I took a mini-vacation road trip Up North & into the Upper Peninsula! Absolutely elite leaf-peepin' situation, tbh. Pretty much *everywhere* is aglow in reds, greens, and yellows.
Here are some highlight pictures from the journey. Good job out there nature-ing, Michigan.
Here are some highlight pictures from the journey. Good job out there nature-ing, Michigan.
Getting through the work week like...
October 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Getting through the work week like...
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is anyone on bluesky taking commissions for sonic-based art for my kid?
October 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
is anyone on bluesky taking commissions for sonic-based art for my kid?
The wrong side of #5 - which is a gigantic country
www.maptap.gg October 7
100🎯 99🔥 100🎯 100🎯 74🙃
Final score: 921
www.maptap.gg October 7
100🎯 99🔥 100🎯 100🎯 74🙃
Final score: 921
October 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
The wrong side of #5 - which is a gigantic country
www.maptap.gg October 7
100🎯 99🔥 100🎯 100🎯 74🙃
Final score: 921
www.maptap.gg October 7
100🎯 99🔥 100🎯 100🎯 74🙃
Final score: 921
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Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
October 6, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
9. Whenever Christiano Ronaldo is not on the pitch, all the other Portuguese players should be asking, 'Where's Ronaldo?'
just want to highlight the talking points here again, they're amazing
again, this is Ronaldo's instagram essay, his recitation of the talking points he gave to his coach, shared with the intention of making Ronaldo look like the good guy
it's incredible
again, this is Ronaldo's instagram essay, his recitation of the talking points he gave to his coach, shared with the intention of making Ronaldo look like the good guy
it's incredible
October 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
9. Whenever Christiano Ronaldo is not on the pitch, all the other Portuguese players should be asking, 'Where's Ronaldo?'
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"Sorry I'm late, everyone.
Somebody tampered with my brakes."
"Well, then, you should have been early."
Somebody tampered with my brakes."
"Well, then, you should have been early."
October 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
"Sorry I'm late, everyone.
Somebody tampered with my brakes."
"Well, then, you should have been early."
Somebody tampered with my brakes."
"Well, then, you should have been early."
October 6, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Gone far too old
Jim Bakker, who, along with his then-wife Tammy Faye, built an evangelical empire around the hugely successful TV show “The PTL Club,” only to lose it all over a sex scandal and financial crimes, has died.
Jim Bakker, who built ‘PTL Club’ televangelism empire, has died at 86
Jim Bakker, who along with his then-wife Tammy Faye built an evangelical empire around the hugely successful “The PTL Club” TV show, only to lose it all over a sex scandal and financial crimes, has died.
bit.ly
October 6, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Gone far too old
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Charlie Brown is Lt Barclay, come on, even the actors name gives it away.
October 6, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Charlie Brown is Lt Barclay, come on, even the actors name gives it away.
I know we're supposed to just ignore his bullshit & hes borderline senile, but the President of the US saying its fine if an enemy annihilates an American city offends me deeply. What a heinous thing.
Trump on Iran:
“Let them take out Los Angeles or San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
“Let them take out Los Angeles or San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
October 6, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I know we're supposed to just ignore his bullshit & hes borderline senile, but the President of the US saying its fine if an enemy annihilates an American city offends me deeply. What a heinous thing.
You know you're in the 9th inning when the announcer stops saying "1st 2nd or 3rd" out and starts saying "out number one/2/3"
October 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
You know you're in the 9th inning when the announcer stops saying "1st 2nd or 3rd" out and starts saying "out number one/2/3"
Going to get a Master's of Business Administration for the skills necessary to plan around my kids soccer schedule
October 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Going to get a Master's of Business Administration for the skills necessary to plan around my kids soccer schedule
«We want to make rules but not enforce them» is the perfect encapsulation of the fecklessness that's gotten us here.
Former White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel calls on Democratic lawmakers to set aside plans to impeach President Trump if they win a majority in the House, pushing them instead to pass an ethics reform package.
Rahm Emanuel says Democrats should focus on ethics reforms rather than impeaching Trump
Democrats have publicly weighed whether they should pursue impeaching Trump for a third time.
nbcnews.to
October 5, 2026 at 3:32 PM
«We want to make rules but not enforce them» is the perfect encapsulation of the fecklessness that's gotten us here.
October 5, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
October 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter