Andrew Woods
@jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social
#1 Jay Leno fan on the internet
I’m not happy about this
October 8, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I’m not happy about this
All things come to an end. I’m moving back to Ohio at the end of October to help with some family stuff. If we are friends IRL and you want to hang before then, hit me up. I’ll miss you, LA.
September 24, 2026 at 2:49 AM
All things come to an end. I’m moving back to Ohio at the end of October to help with some family stuff. If we are friends IRL and you want to hang before then, hit me up. I’ll miss you, LA.
COYOTE VS. ACME - Pretty good but I do wish LeBron was involved so he could kill Bugs again
August 31, 2026 at 12:24 AM
COYOTE VS. ACME - Pretty good but I do wish LeBron was involved so he could kill Bugs again
How can you even make DAYS OF THUNDER 2 without this character returning?
August 31, 2026 at 12:10 AM
How can you even make DAYS OF THUNDER 2 without this character returning?
It’s disgusting that Jay Mohr goes along podcasting like there is nothing wrong while his beautiful wife is being put through hell
August 20, 2026 at 7:01 PM
It’s disgusting that Jay Mohr goes along podcasting like there is nothing wrong while his beautiful wife is being put through hell
You know, back when I was a kid we used to WATCH movies because we heard titties were in them
August 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
You know, back when I was a kid we used to WATCH movies because we heard titties were in them
This is starting to feel like when my mom would go off on me for what felt like hours and then I’d think it was finally over and she’d just shout “AND ONE MORE THING!”
In Christopher Nolan’s “Odyssey,” viewers see inside the Trojan horse, but they “do not see inside the characters or their world,” Emily Wilson argues.
A Trojan Horse Is Supposed to Have Humans Inside It
Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey is full of contradictions about deceit and violence.
bit.ly
August 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
This is starting to feel like when my mom would go off on me for what felt like hours and then I’d think it was finally over and she’d just shout “AND ONE MORE THING!”
It is funny that hands down the best joke in GHOSTBUSTERS (2016) is Andy Garcia screaming “Don’t you ever compare me to the mayor from JAWS!” and then Katie Dippold went on to make that an entire show.
July 25, 2026 at 3:08 AM
It is funny that hands down the best joke in GHOSTBUSTERS (2016) is Andy Garcia screaming “Don’t you ever compare me to the mayor from JAWS!” and then Katie Dippold went on to make that an entire show.
I just wanted to come on here to congratulate @notspmulvihill.bsky.social. He is now the world’s biggest Jaylen Brown fan!
July 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I just wanted to come on here to congratulate @notspmulvihill.bsky.social. He is now the world’s biggest Jaylen Brown fan!
Reposted by Andrew Woods
I’ve done an inexplicable thing.
May 18, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I’ve done an inexplicable thing.
I used to think this place was bad but recently I started looking at Threads. There’s some real 2015-2016 shit going down over there.
March 18, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I used to think this place was bad but recently I started looking at Threads. There’s some real 2015-2016 shit going down over there.
How pissed off do you think Zach Braff’s AI girlfriend is that she was thrown to the wolves like that?
March 15, 2026 at 7:58 PM
How pissed off do you think Zach Braff’s AI girlfriend is that she was thrown to the wolves like that?
Get outta the way, ya fat pigs!
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Get outta the way, ya fat pigs!
Lorne should make amends with Chevy and let him introduce his favorite band Geese tonight
January 24, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Lorne should make amends with Chevy and let him introduce his favorite band Geese tonight
Fuck. I’m at Buffalo Wild Wings and Varang just walked in.
January 11, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Fuck. I’m at Buffalo Wild Wings and Varang just walked in.
It should be illegal to make people look at Chet Holmgren on Christmas Day
December 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It should be illegal to make people look at Chet Holmgren on Christmas Day
Happy Christmas Eve
December 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Happy Christmas Eve
MARTY SUPREME - Yes! Yes!!!! Yessss!!!
I don’t know if it’s my favorite movie of the year but it’s the only thing I’ve seen that gave me a contact high.
Only movie I’ve ever stopped halfway through an intense scene and said “Is that Penn Jillette?!”
I don’t know if it’s my favorite movie of the year but it’s the only thing I’ve seen that gave me a contact high.
Only movie I’ve ever stopped halfway through an intense scene and said “Is that Penn Jillette?!”
December 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
MARTY SUPREME - Yes! Yes!!!! Yessss!!!
I don’t know if it’s my favorite movie of the year but it’s the only thing I’ve seen that gave me a contact high.
Only movie I’ve ever stopped halfway through an intense scene and said “Is that Penn Jillette?!”
I don’t know if it’s my favorite movie of the year but it’s the only thing I’ve seen that gave me a contact high.
Only movie I’ve ever stopped halfway through an intense scene and said “Is that Penn Jillette?!”
Varang?
More like Awooga. Ammiright, boys?
More like Awooga. Ammiright, boys?
December 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Varang?
More like Awooga. Ammiright, boys?
More like Awooga. Ammiright, boys?
Super excited for the new Spielberg. Can’t wait. Day one.
I couldn’t help but think “Kind of looks like a Thomas Kinkade painting” here
I couldn’t help but think “Kind of looks like a Thomas Kinkade painting” here
December 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Super excited for the new Spielberg. Can’t wait. Day one.
I couldn’t help but think “Kind of looks like a Thomas Kinkade painting” here
I couldn’t help but think “Kind of looks like a Thomas Kinkade painting” here
This Reiner thing seems totally unbelievable but I’ve had family members that have been addicts like that. You know there’s probably not going to be a happy ending but you still do everything that you can. This had the worst outcome possible.
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This Reiner thing seems totally unbelievable but I’ve had family members that have been addicts like that. You know there’s probably not going to be a happy ending but you still do everything that you can. This had the worst outcome possible.
There are about 4-5 lines in Rob Reiner’s films that are about as ingrained into modern culture as movie lines can get
December 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
There are about 4-5 lines in Rob Reiner’s films that are about as ingrained into modern culture as movie lines can get
I’m doing what Ella McCay would want me to do before seeing her movie tonight*
*grabbing food and drinks at Islands
*grabbing food and drinks at Islands
December 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m doing what Ella McCay would want me to do before seeing her movie tonight*
*grabbing food and drinks at Islands
*grabbing food and drinks at Islands
