Jimmy Kouns
@jimmykouns.bsky.social
I’m here. I don’t know why, but I’m here
I got a serious case of Deja Vu watching this and could not figure out why.
And then I realized one of the more prominent pro-Zack Snyder accounts had a melt down because Snyder’s new film got negative reviews and started using these same talking points.
And then I realized one of the more prominent pro-Zack Snyder accounts had a melt down because Snyder’s new film got negative reviews and started using these same talking points.
September 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I got a serious case of Deja Vu watching this and could not figure out why.
And then I realized one of the more prominent pro-Zack Snyder accounts had a melt down because Snyder’s new film got negative reviews and started using these same talking points.
And then I realized one of the more prominent pro-Zack Snyder accounts had a melt down because Snyder’s new film got negative reviews and started using these same talking points.
Rewatching Arrow. I straight up forgot that Sarah wasn’t played by Caity Lotz in season 1 and did a fucking double take.
September 16, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Rewatching Arrow. I straight up forgot that Sarah wasn’t played by Caity Lotz in season 1 and did a fucking double take.
Honestly, if you told me that this was a new Isekai anime title I would believe you for a minute.
September 15, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Honestly, if you told me that this was a new Isekai anime title I would believe you for a minute.
The trailer for HBO’s Harry Potter series played when I started watching Supergirl last night.
First time I’ve actually seen any footage from it.
So pretending for a minute that we live in a world where Rowling isn’t actively funding a genocide against trans people.
Who the fuck is this for?
First time I’ve actually seen any footage from it.
So pretending for a minute that we live in a world where Rowling isn’t actively funding a genocide against trans people.
Who the fuck is this for?
September 11, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The trailer for HBO’s Harry Potter series played when I started watching Supergirl last night.
First time I’ve actually seen any footage from it.
So pretending for a minute that we live in a world where Rowling isn’t actively funding a genocide against trans people.
Who the fuck is this for?
First time I’ve actually seen any footage from it.
So pretending for a minute that we live in a world where Rowling isn’t actively funding a genocide against trans people.
Who the fuck is this for?
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When old SVU episodes don’t hold up in modern times.
September 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
When old SVU episodes don’t hold up in modern times.
Seeing Coyote vs Acme.
August 29, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Seeing Coyote vs Acme.
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the outcome of a school basketball game hinges on what is not in the rule book
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title:
A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.
A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.
August 29, 2026 at 12:31 AM
the outcome of a school basketball game hinges on what is not in the rule book
*realized I lost my pen loading a truck*
Me: Aw man
*Finds pen*
Me: There it is.
*realizes I ran over it with the forklift*
Me: I don’t know what I expected.
Me: Aw man
*Finds pen*
Me: There it is.
*realizes I ran over it with the forklift*
Me: I don’t know what I expected.
August 27, 2026 at 1:01 PM
*realized I lost my pen loading a truck*
Me: Aw man
*Finds pen*
Me: There it is.
*realizes I ran over it with the forklift*
Me: I don’t know what I expected.
Me: Aw man
*Finds pen*
Me: There it is.
*realizes I ran over it with the forklift*
Me: I don’t know what I expected.
Despite all of the 80s and 90s movies that played in my house when I was a kid, this was never one of them.
So a first time viewing for me.
So a first time viewing for me.
August 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Despite all of the 80s and 90s movies that played in my house when I was a kid, this was never one of them.
So a first time viewing for me.
So a first time viewing for me.
*puts pallet in the top bay*
*goes to scan bay barcode to the log the pallet in the system*
*didn’t scan the pallet*
Me: FUCK!
*has to awkwardly pull the pallet down from 20 feet in the air*
*goes to scan bay barcode to the log the pallet in the system*
*didn’t scan the pallet*
Me: FUCK!
*has to awkwardly pull the pallet down from 20 feet in the air*
August 4, 2026 at 3:18 PM
*puts pallet in the top bay*
*goes to scan bay barcode to the log the pallet in the system*
*didn’t scan the pallet*
Me: FUCK!
*has to awkwardly pull the pallet down from 20 feet in the air*
*goes to scan bay barcode to the log the pallet in the system*
*didn’t scan the pallet*
Me: FUCK!
*has to awkwardly pull the pallet down from 20 feet in the air*
Watch: Almost there, you can do it. It’s time to stand.
Me: I am driving a forklift. If I stand the forklift will shutdown and launch me forward.
Me: I am driving a forklift. If I stand the forklift will shutdown and launch me forward.
August 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Watch: Almost there, you can do it. It’s time to stand.
Me: I am driving a forklift. If I stand the forklift will shutdown and launch me forward.
Me: I am driving a forklift. If I stand the forklift will shutdown and launch me forward.
Probably not a great sign when the guy changing my oil doesn’t seem like he knows he what he’s doing.
July 25, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Probably not a great sign when the guy changing my oil doesn’t seem like he knows he what he’s doing.
Ya know, I didn’t think I had to tell someone not to crawl under a motorized conveyer belt and try to dislodge seventeen 50 lbs boxes of hams with their bare hands, but apparently I do.
July 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Ya know, I didn’t think I had to tell someone not to crawl under a motorized conveyer belt and try to dislodge seventeen 50 lbs boxes of hams with their bare hands, but apparently I do.
Get your forklift license they said, it will be fun they said.
Me everyday since getting it:
Me everyday since getting it:
July 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Get your forklift license they said, it will be fun they said.
Me everyday since getting it:
Me everyday since getting it:
I thought this was the coolest movie ever when I was a kid. I’m almost 37 now and it’s still pretty cool.
A ★★★★½ review of Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Haven’t seen this since the 2000s when I checked it out a DVD at the library. Back then I thought it was the coolest movie ever. At 37 I think the movie is the personification of effortlessly cool. Lo...
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July 6, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I thought this was the coolest movie ever when I was a kid. I’m almost 37 now and it’s still pretty cool.
Watching Ocean’s Eleven for the first time since the mid 2000s and I’m very amused by this Star Trek-ass looking Surveillance room.
July 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Watching Ocean’s Eleven for the first time since the mid 2000s and I’m very amused by this Star Trek-ass looking Surveillance room.
Man, Independence Day has this awesome Sam Raimi-esque scene where the Alien kills all of the doctors and possesses Brent Spiner. It’s fucking great.
Unfortunately, someone asked the question:
“What if we lit the scene with bright ass strobe light?”
Me:
Unfortunately, someone asked the question:
“What if we lit the scene with bright ass strobe light?”
Me:
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July 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Man, Independence Day has this awesome Sam Raimi-esque scene where the Alien kills all of the doctors and possesses Brent Spiner. It’s fucking great.
Unfortunately, someone asked the question:
“What if we lit the scene with bright ass strobe light?”
Me:
Unfortunately, someone asked the question:
“What if we lit the scene with bright ass strobe light?”
Me:
I’m watching Independence Day for the first time since I was a kid.
I remember literally one thing about this movie.
And I’m not proud of what it is lol
I remember literally one thing about this movie.
And I’m not proud of what it is lol
July 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I’m watching Independence Day for the first time since I was a kid.
I remember literally one thing about this movie.
And I’m not proud of what it is lol
I remember literally one thing about this movie.
And I’m not proud of what it is lol
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Read the damn room, Mr. Met.
June 26, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Read the damn room, Mr. Met.
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Joe Rogan looks like the main character in a Twilight Zone episode who is about to learn a terrible lesson
June 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Joe Rogan looks like the main character in a Twilight Zone episode who is about to learn a terrible lesson
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Executive Order:
1. The United States of America shall henceforth be called the United States of Trump.
2. If any court stops that, the government shall strangle one kitten every minute.
1. The United States of America shall henceforth be called the United States of Trump.
2. If any court stops that, the government shall strangle one kitten every minute.
The Kennedy Center board has filed an emergency motion to stay at the DC Circuit and it is bonkity-bonkers.
For the first time, they say they amended the bylaws to strip all funding from the center if it removes Trump's name.
No Trump KC, no money.
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For the first time, they say they amended the bylaws to strip all funding from the center if it removes Trump's name.
No Trump KC, no money.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
June 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Executive Order:
1. The United States of America shall henceforth be called the United States of Trump.
2. If any court stops that, the government shall strangle one kitten every minute.
1. The United States of America shall henceforth be called the United States of Trump.
2. If any court stops that, the government shall strangle one kitten every minute.
Google, are you sure about that?
June 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Google, are you sure about that?