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jimpers crimpers
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · Jul 12
My childishness is a crime against mature.
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gingerspiced.bsky.social
has anybody done this yet
trump with cartoon eyes and tongue drawn in
October 23, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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greatdismal.bsky.social
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6749...
Brain Groin Kickin by kthorjensen
As seen on a bar sign in Kyoto
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October 21, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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clybrg.bsky.social
Back on my bullshit (building posting bots). Sneak preview:
October 22, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
Opinion: “House of Leaves” Is Just “Infinite Jest” for Spooky People
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Opinion: “House of Leaves” Is Just “Infinite Jest” for Spooky People
If you’ve ever been to a trendy coffee shop, you’ve seen someone sitting in an overstuffed armchair, conspicuously keeping track of the... Read more nonsense
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October 22, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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watching old ECW and this dude’s sign had me in stitches
Balls Mahoney (of the Full Blooded Italians) versus Mikey Whipwreck and a guy in the crowd with a white sign written with black sharpie that says “BURGER KING SUCKS”
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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fuck this stupid gay dead nation
Social Security email talking about trump accounts because he loves children
October 22, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
I have been waiting for this for 22 years.
the handsome looking Third Window Films rerelease of Survive Style 5+
October 22, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Skeritt? Boo.
October 22, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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madradhu.garbage.computer
I had to get this out of my head, here you go
October 22, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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tiktok can't compete with this
Mitch McConnell filter of a tortoise face in a swamp with gray hair and spectacles and a derelict shack behind him
July 30, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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mcapriglioneart.bsky.social
a message from the future
four panel cartoon comic. in the first panel, a cartoon striped gray cat sits and watches as its clone comes out of a pink portal with futuristic glasses and accessories. the cat says "who are you". in the second panel, the cat says "i'm you from the future, i'm here to convey an urgent message". in the third panel the future cat clone "baps" the other cat. in the fourth panel, the two cats are "bapping" at each other
October 22, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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the boomers found out how to generate their own sassy tweety birds we are never escaping this shit until they all die off
August 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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Dr. Wifeprov was watching my play the Wolverine game in Japan and she redrew this little cow she liked and I put them on the Chocolate Milk shirt
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NEW Chocolate Milk Shirt
Everyone's favorite brown cow liquid now conveniently available in a carton. This design has been updated to include a fun little cow. チョコミルクis good for the spirit!
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October 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Merry Moor Winnett (1982)
"Another Way to Leave a Room" gelatin silver print ----- [from merrymoorwinnett.com] ----- Merry used models in staged and spontaneous shoots. These negatives were combined in the darkroom using complex techniques similar to photoshop layers. Had she lived longer, Merry would have enjoyed digital editing. But it is difficult to imagine her work without seeing the physical prints and hand made photographs. Realism and women re-imagined are major themes. Recognizable human figures prevailed along with clever abstractions in works such as Bésame Mucho. Fans, mask and parasols were part of the feminine mystique that is central to Merry's work. "I am woman, watch me roar" ( credit to Helen Reddy) was an important concept for Merry and a whole generation. -- Merry Moor Winnett (1951-1994), a graduate of the University of South Florida, who, upon relocating to North Carolina, taught at Guilford College, Salem College and the Sawtooth Center. Friend, fellow photographer and author Cherl Harrison researched for nine years, her work culminating in a biography describing the influences of family, popular culture, literature and feminism. Merry seamlessly wove her diverse interests into complex images, employing alternative processing techniques in photographs that were stitched, collaged, composited, toned, hand-painted and sometimes sculpted. [...] Merry’s works are found in the Smithsonian Museum of American Art, Reynolds Collection, Southeast Museum of Photography, Asheville Museum of Art, Chrysler Museum of Art and other collections. This book provides a comprehensive examination of an important female artist whose significant body of photographic work ask questions and evokes powerful emotions almost three decades after her untimely death at the age of 42.
October 22, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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keithpille.bsky.social
Work conference doodle. I’m told there’s nothing in the rule book that says this can’t happen
Loose drawing of a dog dunking à basketball
October 22, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
boss: sleep alright?

me: a great curtain was pulled back and behind it was a massive bleeding engine that was the heart of creation

boss: did it run on love or death?

me: i don't think it ran on anything at all

boss: huh well pallets will be here in 20
October 22, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social Newman's Own but it's him devastating you with a sick burn from beyond the grave 8:29 AM - Sep 8, 2026
October 22, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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passed a truck advertising “boat lift” services; which if that’s anything like a face lift, I assume you just inject some boatox
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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weirdoqueen.bsky.social
Hey! You 🫵 are in need of some new artwork, and I 🦜 am going to give it to you.

Help me make my dreams of full-time artwork come true! Reach out for any and all of your art needs, bonus points for weird, horny, or silly stuff.

Please share!!! My future clients are out there somewhere ❤️
commission info for busts + illustrations commission info for character design + blind patronage
October 21, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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cariad.bsky.social
eMudhra's private key generator in action.
October 21, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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sunder.bsky.social
screenshot of a bsky post (by me) that reads: "five dollars is the new one dollar. everything in the grocery store is at least five dollars. bag of chips? that’s five dollars. milk of any size? that’ll be five dollars friend. a small sleeve of crackers that surely cost no more than three cents to manufacture? you’re not gonna believe this"
October 22, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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catfacejoe.bsky.social
the first time some peasants pulled a nobleman off his horse and killed him, the whole battlefield must have gone insane
October 22, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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shanewatch.bsky.social
October 22, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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toddadam.bsky.social
October 22, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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crawf34.bsky.social
October 21, 2026 at 10:46 PM