JJ
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I think I know what’s going on here.
September 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I think I know what’s going on here.
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say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
July 28, 2026 at 3:10 PM
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Dammit, I took the Padres at +19½ today.
July 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Dammit, I took the Padres at +19½ today.
@sheaserrano.bsky.social why are you not talking any Spurs shit during these Finals? Do you not want to jinx it, or am I just not seeing it? 
June 6, 2026 at 1:49 AM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social why are you not talking any Spurs shit during these Finals? Do you not want to jinx it, or am I just not seeing it? 
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I somehow have one email address as a paid subscriber and another email address as a freeloader. So I got both Blind Box emails today. The paid me won’t say shit to the free me, I promise.
I somehow have one email address as a paid subscriber and another email address as a freeloader. So I got both Blind Box emails today. The paid me won’t say shit to the free me, I promise.
May 19, 2026 at 5:47 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social
I somehow have one email address as a paid subscriber and another email address as a freeloader. So I got both Blind Box emails today. The paid me won’t say shit to the free me, I promise.
I somehow have one email address as a paid subscriber and another email address as a freeloader. So I got both Blind Box emails today. The paid me won’t say shit to the free me, I promise.
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I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 AM
I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
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I like to walk up to folks who think they're invincible and straight up vince the shit out of 'em.
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I like to walk up to folks who think they're invincible and straight up vince the shit out of 'em.
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Seems like a good time for people who look like me to get louder about the people who don't.
FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Seems like a good time for people who look like me to get louder about the people who don't.
FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
@sheaserrano.bsky.social Bruce wanted to chew on it but I told him I need to read it first. It feels 17% more expensive than I thought it would!
October 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social Bruce wanted to chew on it but I told him I need to read it first. It feels 17% more expensive than I thought it would!
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I’m praying for Charlie Kirk because he’s a human being and because he’s someone’s son.
I condemn the attack on him because it is morally wrong and because any act of political violence is an attack on America itself.
I condemn the attack on him because it is morally wrong and because any act of political violence is an attack on America itself.
September 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’m praying for Charlie Kirk because he’s a human being and because he’s someone’s son.
I condemn the attack on him because it is morally wrong and because any act of political violence is an attack on America itself.
I condemn the attack on him because it is morally wrong and because any act of political violence is an attack on America itself.
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People living under fascism didn’t survive by giving up joy—they protected it.
They held onto the things fascism tried to erase: art, friendship, jokes, rituals, language, memory.
Not as escapism but as resistance. As proof they were still human.
Joy isn’t frivolous under fascism. It’s strategic.
They held onto the things fascism tried to erase: art, friendship, jokes, rituals, language, memory.
Not as escapism but as resistance. As proof they were still human.
Joy isn’t frivolous under fascism. It’s strategic.
July 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
People living under fascism didn’t survive by giving up joy—they protected it.
They held onto the things fascism tried to erase: art, friendship, jokes, rituals, language, memory.
Not as escapism but as resistance. As proof they were still human.
Joy isn’t frivolous under fascism. It’s strategic.
They held onto the things fascism tried to erase: art, friendship, jokes, rituals, language, memory.
Not as escapism but as resistance. As proof they were still human.
Joy isn’t frivolous under fascism. It’s strategic.
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those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t
June 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t
@sheaserrano.bsky.social ok, your laptop’s reaction to you asking what a chukker was made me legit LOL. Just gifted GOOD MOVIE to my bro-in-law and my sons (23 and 20). Keep it up. ✊
May 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social ok, your laptop’s reaction to you asking what a chukker was made me legit LOL. Just gifted GOOD MOVIE to my bro-in-law and my sons (23 and 20). Keep it up. ✊
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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“Chocolate covered potato chips? This is how empires fall.”
*30 seconds later*
“I have the taste of God in my mouth.”
*30 seconds later*
“I have the taste of God in my mouth.”
December 15, 2024 at 8:38 PM
“Chocolate covered potato chips? This is how empires fall.”
*30 seconds later*
“I have the taste of God in my mouth.”
*30 seconds later*
“I have the taste of God in my mouth.”
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A statement from The Onion about InfoWars.
December 11, 2024 at 5:14 AM
A statement from The Onion about InfoWars.