Joey Guanciale
@joebreslin.bsky.social
a cracked polystyrene man
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
aspiring Bez
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
aspiring Bez
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
Walked around and looked at art. How does one person get all this shit?
September 25, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Walked around and looked at art. How does one person get all this shit?
Looking at dinosaurs before they get sold to millionaires
September 25, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Looking at dinosaurs before they get sold to millionaires
Before the Americas blessed Italy with the miracle of the tomato, ragus looked like this.
Malfaldine with beef cheek ragu alla Genovese
🍽️🍜
Malfaldine with beef cheek ragu alla Genovese
🍽️🍜
September 24, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Before the Americas blessed Italy with the miracle of the tomato, ragus looked like this.
Malfaldine with beef cheek ragu alla Genovese
🍽️🍜
Malfaldine with beef cheek ragu alla Genovese
🍽️🍜
Racists in Lower Manhattan c. 1915:
September 24, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Racists in Lower Manhattan c. 1915:
keep checking your voter registration status. They don't want your voice to be heard.
‼️ Weeks before midterms, Texas election officials have discovered that an unknown number of voter registration applications havent been processed due to an error by the DPS. The Texas Association of County Elected Officials say number could be "tens of thousands" - much of them in urban areas.
Error means unknown number of Texas voter registrations haven’t been processed yet
It’s unknown how many prospective voters have been affected.
www.votebeat.org
September 24, 2026 at 2:06 AM
keep checking your voter registration status. They don't want your voice to be heard.
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
Rare Mets W.
Sean Manaea is wearing a "New York Is Love" Mets Pride shirt after pitching six solid innings to beat the Texas Rangers, the MLB's only team without a Pride night. Perhaps coincidence, perhaps not.
September 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Rare Mets W.
the Nick Sirianni of mayors
Climate Week is here in New York City, and our work has deep roots. 18,261 trees planted this year. The most in a decade.
September 23, 2026 at 2:48 PM
the Nick Sirianni of mayors
MARSHY!
Brandon Marsh October Rise Celebration
ALT: Brandon Marsh October Rise Celebration
static.klipy.com
September 22, 2026 at 11:12 PM
MARSHY!
Inside of you there are two WIP callers:
“Jalen Hurts is overrated, he only wins because his team is stacked!”
::rest of team is mid the first two games, Hurts drags them to 2-0::
“This team can’t keep relying on Jalen to win them ballgames, someone has to step up!”
::rest of team is mid the first two games, Hurts drags them to 2-0::
“This team can’t keep relying on Jalen to win them ballgames, someone has to step up!”
September 22, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Inside of you there are two WIP callers:
lately facebook has been giving me "Tribal people try" American food, clips from a TV show about squatters and Australian customs videos.
September 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM
lately facebook has been giving me "Tribal people try" American food, clips from a TV show about squatters and Australian customs videos.
Done at 10 hours
September 22, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Done at 10 hours
First braise of the year! Beef cheek genovese
September 21, 2026 at 6:45 PM
First braise of the year! Beef cheek genovese
fuck traitors and people who glorify traitors
go birds dickhead
go birds dickhead
eagles fans burning the rebel flag in nashville
go birds
go birds
September 21, 2026 at 2:07 AM
fuck traitors and people who glorify traitors
go birds dickhead
go birds dickhead
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
WINS ARE A QB STAT
September 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
WINS ARE A QB STAT
Jalen Hurts I never doubted you
Jalen Hurts Laughing on Field
ALT: Jalen Hurts Laughing on Field
static.klipy.com
September 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Jalen Hurts I never doubted you
The field is 133 degrees? Fuck.
Go Birds
Go Birds
September 20, 2026 at 5:03 PM
The field is 133 degrees? Fuck.
Go Birds
Go Birds
Civilization.
I quit after 4 and started w/ Europa Universalis but I was always playing civ on the real world map anyway
I quit after 4 and started w/ Europa Universalis but I was always playing civ on the real world map anyway
September 20, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Civilization.
I quit after 4 and started w/ Europa Universalis but I was always playing civ on the real world map anyway
I quit after 4 and started w/ Europa Universalis but I was always playing civ on the real world map anyway
as someone who's not a fan of any particular team in college football, I wish there was an account that told me what game I should be watching at any given moment.
September 20, 2026 at 3:16 AM
as someone who's not a fan of any particular team in college football, I wish there was an account that told me what game I should be watching at any given moment.
just once I want to see a pitcher walking off the mound just drag his foot right across the foul line
September 19, 2026 at 8:56 PM
just once I want to see a pitcher walking off the mound just drag his foot right across the foul line
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
the president has finally revealed his true form: a 1980s preppie villain determined to tear down the rec center
September 18, 2026 at 10:55 PM
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
Beverage service on that PHL-BNA in full effect
September 18, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Beverage service on that PHL-BNA in full effect
This is my niece! What a badass
Wake Forest medical students, Atrium Health start wound clinic for the homeless in Winston-Salem
WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. (WGHP) — Caroline Curtin and Taylor Sabato, two students at Wake Forest University’s School of Medicine, spotted a need in the Winston-Salem community shortly after moving into …
myfox8.com
September 18, 2026 at 2:28 PM
This is my niece! What a badass
anywhere in Chile as the second spot is cruel.
www.maptap.gg September 18
98🎯 92🏆 100🎯 95🏅 69🙃
Final score: 882
www.maptap.gg September 18
98🎯 92🏆 100🎯 95🏅 69🙃
Final score: 882
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
www.maptap.gg
September 18, 2026 at 2:17 PM
anywhere in Chile as the second spot is cruel.
www.maptap.gg September 18
98🎯 92🏆 100🎯 95🏅 69🙃
Final score: 882
www.maptap.gg September 18
98🎯 92🏆 100🎯 95🏅 69🙃
Final score: 882
Barry excited to see who's going to win masterchef
September 18, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Barry excited to see who's going to win masterchef