Joe DeLong
@joedelong.bsky.social
Lover of language, masters thrower, proud liberal
Ohioans, we have 48 days left to save our state by clowning on Vivek. Mock him like it's your part-time job!
September 16, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Ohioans, we have 48 days left to save our state by clowning on Vivek. Mock him like it's your part-time job!
Vivek Ramaswamy is three Flock cameras in a trench coat.
September 14, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Vivek Ramaswamy is three Flock cameras in a trench coat.
Vivek wants to scar the Ohio landscape of your childhood with data centers.
September 13, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Vivek wants to scar the Ohio landscape of your childhood with data centers.
Right-wing authoritarianism is on the ropes, but we need to keep pushing over the next two months to crush the Republicans and send an unmistakable message that their corrupt, incompetent, plutocratic, anti-science, Putin-appeasing, Epstein-files-covering up misrule has no place in America!
September 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Right-wing authoritarianism is on the ropes, but we need to keep pushing over the next two months to crush the Republicans and send an unmistakable message that their corrupt, incompetent, plutocratic, anti-science, Putin-appeasing, Epstein-files-covering up misrule has no place in America!
Just got my Covid vaccine!
September 11, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Just got my Covid vaccine!
Troop just called US troop deaths "small potatoes" and dozed through a 9/11 memorial. So patriotic!
September 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Troop just called US troop deaths "small potatoes" and dozed through a 9/11 memorial. So patriotic!
Trump just dozed through a 9/11 ceremony after lying earlier this week about helping out at Ground Zero and needing to be rescued by firefighters.
September 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Trump just dozed through a 9/11 ceremony after lying earlier this week about helping out at Ground Zero and needing to be rescued by firefighters.
Bots pretending to be Canadians are harassing Americans who post in support of Canada. They feign outrage that whomever they're harassing isn't doing more than just posting, but in reality they're trying to discourage Americans from supporting Canada while also sowing chaos and division.
September 9, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Bots pretending to be Canadians are harassing Americans who post in support of Canada. They feign outrage that whomever they're harassing isn't doing more than just posting, but in reality they're trying to discourage Americans from supporting Canada while also sowing chaos and division.
Netanyahu was warned of October 7th by at least three other countries (USA, Egypt, and UAE), but Israeli media is reporting that he intentionally withheld that intel from Israeli security officials. Clearly he decided a terror attack would benefit him politically.
September 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Netanyahu was warned of October 7th by at least three other countries (USA, Egypt, and UAE), but Israeli media is reporting that he intentionally withheld that intel from Israeli security officials. Clearly he decided a terror attack would benefit him politically.
Amy Acton is the candidate who's correct.
But if voters elect Vivek,
Ohio will be a wreck,
and we'll be up to our necks
in dreck.
But if voters elect Vivek,
Ohio will be a wreck,
and we'll be up to our necks
in dreck.
September 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Amy Acton is the candidate who's correct.
But if voters elect Vivek,
Ohio will be a wreck,
and we'll be up to our necks
in dreck.
But if voters elect Vivek,
Ohio will be a wreck,
and we'll be up to our necks
in dreck.
Out-of-state billionaires have spent tens of millions to elect Vivek, but Ohio can't be bought!
September 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Out-of-state billionaires have spent tens of millions to elect Vivek, but Ohio can't be bought!
Trump, who physically struggles to hold a glass of water, posted AI slop of himself in a hockey uniform roughing up former college hockey player Mark Carney.
September 8, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Trump, who physically struggles to hold a glass of water, posted AI slop of himself in a hockey uniform roughing up former college hockey player Mark Carney.
Mike DeWine, this is your wakeup call to do the right thing. It's time to denounce Ramaswamy and endorse Acton!
September 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Mike DeWine, this is your wakeup call to do the right thing. It's time to denounce Ramaswamy and endorse Acton!
An armed man injured several people in an attempted attack on Amy Acton. Fortunately, Acton appears to be unharmed. Will conservatives condemn this latest of many acts of right-wing violence?
September 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
An armed man injured several people in an attempted attack on Amy Acton. Fortunately, Acton appears to be unharmed. Will conservatives condemn this latest of many acts of right-wing violence?
Mark Carney is helping Americans by standing up against right-wing authoritarianism in our country.
September 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Mark Carney is helping Americans by standing up against right-wing authoritarianism in our country.
Republicans' reign of absolute garbage is coming to an end. Vote!
September 6, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Republicans' reign of absolute garbage is coming to an end. Vote!
Jon Husted is three data centers in a trench coat.
September 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Jon Husted is three data centers in a trench coat.
Republicans won't stand up for our troops. They won't stand up for kids. And they sure won't stand up for you.
Vote Democrat!
Vote Democrat!
September 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Republicans won't stand up for our troops. They won't stand up for kids. And they sure won't stand up for you.
Vote Democrat!
Vote Democrat!
Vance is now half an hour late for his press conference.
September 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Vance is now half an hour late for his press conference.
At the Cleveland Garlic Festival!
August 30, 2026 at 2:19 AM
At the Cleveland Garlic Festival!
Republican politicians are a bunch of decadent nihilists and failsons.
August 28, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Republican politicians are a bunch of decadent nihilists and failsons.
Vivek is a fraud and nobody likes him.
August 26, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Vivek is a fraud and nobody likes him.
Trump is now threatening to start calling Lake Ontario "Lake America" lol. I doubt they'd admit it, but conservatives have to feel embarrassed by having voted for this petulant man-baby. Aside from the issue of his many felony convictions, the man is just dumb and ridiculous. Great pick, guys!
August 25, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Trump is now threatening to start calling Lake Ontario "Lake America" lol. I doubt they'd admit it, but conservatives have to feel embarrassed by having voted for this petulant man-baby. Aside from the issue of his many felony convictions, the man is just dumb and ridiculous. Great pick, guys!
Canada imports $17.5 billion in goods from Ohio annually. Trump's tariff war will be an absolute disaster for our state.
August 23, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Canada imports $17.5 billion in goods from Ohio annually. Trump's tariff war will be an absolute disaster for our state.
Trump's tariffs on Canada are idiotic.
August 22, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Trump's tariffs on Canada are idiotic.