Garf Lasang
@joehuiras.bsky.social
Loves orange cats, hates orange man
Minnesotan
Guitar and Banjo player
Duolingo streak
Ich lerne Deutsche. Ich suche penpal.
he/him
Minnesotan
Guitar and Banjo player
Duolingo streak
Ich lerne Deutsche. Ich suche penpal.
he/him
Life, liberty and the pursuit of biberty
October 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Life, liberty and the pursuit of biberty
I can't believe Melania and Donald's marriage had survived this long. Their personalities are polar opposites. Melania is an introverted, indoorsy type whereas Donald is more of a pédofile rápist.
October 7, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I can't believe Melania and Donald's marriage had survived this long. Their personalities are polar opposites. Melania is an introverted, indoorsy type whereas Donald is more of a pédofile rápist.
I was masking in the lesbian bar, ah-oo, ah-oo
I was masking in the lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh
I was masking in the lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh
October 7, 2026 at 12:05 PM
I was masking in the lesbian bar, ah-oo, ah-oo
I was masking in the lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh
I was masking in the lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh
my brain is a machine that turns incomprehensible garbage into this:
October 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
my brain is a machine that turns incomprehensible garbage into this:
Jimothys plane was shot down over the sea of Japan
October 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Jimothys plane was shot down over the sea of Japan
Vote Blue No Matter Who Against the Machine
October 5, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Vote Blue No Matter Who Against the Machine
"you a big Gilmore girls guy?" I say to a stranger at the truck stop urinal
He zips up and says "the original 7 seasons not that Netflix cash grab" leaving me stunned
He zips up and says "the original 7 seasons not that Netflix cash grab" leaving me stunned
October 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
"you a big Gilmore girls guy?" I say to a stranger at the truck stop urinal
He zips up and says "the original 7 seasons not that Netflix cash grab" leaving me stunned
He zips up and says "the original 7 seasons not that Netflix cash grab" leaving me stunned
Today is the day Michael McDonald became a Doobie Father
October 2, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Today is the day Michael McDonald became a Doobie Father
People like Elvira and Mr T should anoint a successor to keep playing them so when they pass future generations can enjoy their larger than life public personas too. Michael Cera too.
October 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
People like Elvira and Mr T should anoint a successor to keep playing them so when they pass future generations can enjoy their larger than life public personas too. Michael Cera too.
Halloween is the Devil's Christmas
September 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Halloween is the Devil's Christmas
Me and the guys watching Gilmore Girls; rooting for Rory to pick the right date to the prom, cheering when Lane defies her religious mothers strict rules, high fiving and body slamming when Lorelai fulfills her dream of owning her own inn.
September 30, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Me and the guys watching Gilmore Girls; rooting for Rory to pick the right date to the prom, cheering when Lane defies her religious mothers strict rules, high fiving and body slamming when Lorelai fulfills her dream of owning her own inn.
I regret to report that Jimothy died last night of a heroin overdose in his Santa Monica mansion he relapsed after Andy Dick sold him some smack.
September 29, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I regret to report that Jimothy died last night of a heroin overdose in his Santa Monica mansion he relapsed after Andy Dick sold him some smack.
Me: aww he's slow blinking because he trusts me
My cat: I don't trust you asshole, I'm just sleepy af
My cat: I don't trust you asshole, I'm just sleepy af
September 27, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Me: aww he's slow blinking because he trusts me
My cat: I don't trust you asshole, I'm just sleepy af
My cat: I don't trust you asshole, I'm just sleepy af
he's a few testicles short of a ballsack
September 27, 2026 at 2:45 AM
he's a few testicles short of a ballsack
Reposted by Garf Lasang
Resident Evil more like President Evil
September 17, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Resident Evil more like President Evil
ACAB includes the lovable bug eyed dingus deputy sheriff of your backwater small town
September 25, 2026 at 2:09 PM
ACAB includes the lovable bug eyed dingus deputy sheriff of your backwater small town
Bring on the fatass bears, the big chonkers, and all the glory of their fluffy behinds. More. More. Im still not satisfied.
September 25, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Bring on the fatass bears, the big chonkers, and all the glory of their fluffy behinds. More. More. Im still not satisfied.
"Oh you want some honey? Let me get my wooden honey stick. Yeah it's a pain to wash and is covered in more honey than I am even using but it just ain't the same if it doesn't touch the wooden honey stick!"
September 23, 2026 at 4:12 PM
"Oh you want some honey? Let me get my wooden honey stick. Yeah it's a pain to wash and is covered in more honey than I am even using but it just ain't the same if it doesn't touch the wooden honey stick!"
Reposted by Garf Lasang
The music of John Denver is neither folk nor rock, it transcends such labels. Though folk-rock would be accurate.
May 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The music of John Denver is neither folk nor rock, it transcends such labels. Though folk-rock would be accurate.
I don't recognize any of the pokemons above 151. Those ones are none of my business.
September 22, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I don't recognize any of the pokemons above 151. Those ones are none of my business.
I would say I'll never listen to Ed Sheeran's music the same way again but I think I will (not at all)
September 21, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I would say I'll never listen to Ed Sheeran's music the same way again but I think I will (not at all)
When the revolution comes society will be structured by our Duolingo score.
September 20, 2026 at 2:25 AM
When the revolution comes society will be structured by our Duolingo score.
(to the tune of Old MacDonald)
🎵 Kash Patel is at a farm, uhhhhh ohh
🎵 Kash Patel is at a farm, uhhhhh ohh
September 19, 2026 at 7:35 PM
(to the tune of Old MacDonald)
🎵 Kash Patel is at a farm, uhhhhh ohh
🎵 Kash Patel is at a farm, uhhhhh ohh
Im not certain Kash Patel is having sex with animals but something smells fishy and it's Kash Patel's genitals
September 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Im not certain Kash Patel is having sex with animals but something smells fishy and it's Kash Patel's genitals
when you're a regular peace loving hippie
September 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
when you're a regular peace loving hippie