Joe Rumrill
@joerumrill.bsky.social
Comedian and Writer / Voice of Bibo on HBO’s “Fantasmas” / Contributor at the Onion and the Hard Times / Joke One TK (Joe, Please Don’t Forget)
The NFL should let one guy on each team do Looney Tunes stuff
September 20, 2026 at 7:04 PM
The NFL should let one guy on each team do Looney Tunes stuff
Watching a documentary and Bruce Dern is getting a haircut during his talking heads
September 11, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Watching a documentary and Bruce Dern is getting a haircut during his talking heads
There is an Eastern European contestant on this season of Alone, and my ‘toon boy fist pumps each time he refers to attempting to catch “moose” and “squirrel”
August 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
There is an Eastern European contestant on this season of Alone, and my ‘toon boy fist pumps each time he refers to attempting to catch “moose” and “squirrel”
Scanning the review each time someone in my letterboxd feed watches “Manhunter” for any mention of Chris Elliott, and moving tf on if there isn’t any
August 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Scanning the review each time someone in my letterboxd feed watches “Manhunter” for any mention of Chris Elliott, and moving tf on if there isn’t any
(Me, to the guy in a Descendents t-shirt at the Circle Jerks show) “whoa dude, sorry but that’s the wrong band, no worries though, you’ll get em next time”
August 11, 2026 at 12:57 AM
(Me, to the guy in a Descendents t-shirt at the Circle Jerks show) “whoa dude, sorry but that’s the wrong band, no worries though, you’ll get em next time”
I have got a great idea for folks who make movie trailers: maybe put the sound of a gigantic drum in there eight or nine times?
August 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I have got a great idea for folks who make movie trailers: maybe put the sound of a gigantic drum in there eight or nine times?
Getting into NA beer because I don’t want to get drunk but I do need a thing to catch without looking when I burst through the door of a frat party to signify “Louie Louie” should start playing
August 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Getting into NA beer because I don’t want to get drunk but I do need a thing to catch without looking when I burst through the door of a frat party to signify “Louie Louie” should start playing
Watched The Sound of Music the other day and it was welcome reminder that we must always fight the scourge of fascism…as well as doscism, rescism, miscism, soscism, lascism, AND tiscism.
August 2, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Watched The Sound of Music the other day and it was welcome reminder that we must always fight the scourge of fascism…as well as doscism, rescism, miscism, soscism, lascism, AND tiscism.
Nervous Rockabilly Guy Prematurely Wails Before Jump and Jiving
July 28, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Nervous Rockabilly Guy Prematurely Wails Before Jump and Jiving
Reposted by Joe Rumrill
Thinking about a guy who has a British accent not because he was born in England, but because he was born on the set of Austin Powers
May 26, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Thinking about a guy who has a British accent not because he was born in England, but because he was born on the set of Austin Powers
Reposted by Joe Rumrill
I haven’t been in a long while, but there was a time where I was getting something from Starbucks every day. But now, instead of giving my money to a huge corporation, I just make my daily Sara Bareilles CD at home.
July 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I haven’t been in a long while, but there was a time where I was getting something from Starbucks every day. But now, instead of giving my money to a huge corporation, I just make my daily Sara Bareilles CD at home.
Slurp up a new Soup Frogs!
in episode 2 of Soup Frogs there might be a JAWS reference idk
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Soup Frogs: Having A Job Is Hard And It Sucks | adult swim smalls
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July 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Slurp up a new Soup Frogs!
I haven’t been in a long while, but there was a time where I was getting something from Starbucks every day. But now, instead of giving my money to a huge corporation, I just make my daily Sara Bareilles CD at home.
July 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I haven’t been in a long while, but there was a time where I was getting something from Starbucks every day. But now, instead of giving my money to a huge corporation, I just make my daily Sara Bareilles CD at home.
Thought it was cute that the Jetblue gate worker used airline-based words to indicate what group was boarding (“now boarding group A as in airplane” “group B as in boarding pass”) until it got down to around mine (“now boarding group E as in every man for himself” “and group F as in fiery wreckage”)
July 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Thought it was cute that the Jetblue gate worker used airline-based words to indicate what group was boarding (“now boarding group A as in airplane” “group B as in boarding pass”) until it got down to around mine (“now boarding group E as in every man for himself” “and group F as in fiery wreckage”)
Remembered yesterday how the first time I ever felt starstruck was during a field trip to colonial Williamsburg where I saw an honest to goodness anvil
July 15, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Remembered yesterday how the first time I ever felt starstruck was during a field trip to colonial Williamsburg where I saw an honest to goodness anvil
Ya had me…annnnnnd ya lost me
July 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Ya had me…annnnnnd ya lost me
Reposted by Joe Rumrill
Have you watched Soup Frogs yet?
July 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Have you watched Soup Frogs yet?
Having another guy in the men’s room watch my toilet while I go back out to the coffee shop to use my laptop
July 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Having another guy in the men’s room watch my toilet while I go back out to the coffee shop to use my laptop
Think I might get my 3 year old nephew the Minor Threat discography for his birthday this year. Not trying to be “the cool uncle” or anything, just noticed he was straight-edge the last time I visited so he might find it relatable.
July 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Think I might get my 3 year old nephew the Minor Threat discography for his birthday this year. Not trying to be “the cool uncle” or anything, just noticed he was straight-edge the last time I visited so he might find it relatable.
I’ve found that doing yoga every morning has been a fantastic way to watch a few more ads before getting my day started
July 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I’ve found that doing yoga every morning has been a fantastic way to watch a few more ads before getting my day started
Thinking about a guy who has a British accent not because he was born in England, but because he was born on the set of Austin Powers
May 26, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Thinking about a guy who has a British accent not because he was born in England, but because he was born on the set of Austin Powers
(Johnny Cash to his bandmates, getting offstage after the Folsom Prison gig) OK, I owe all you guys a Coke, that was a good call talking me out of opening with “All That Jazz”…
May 21, 2026 at 6:02 PM
(Johnny Cash to his bandmates, getting offstage after the Folsom Prison gig) OK, I owe all you guys a Coke, that was a good call talking me out of opening with “All That Jazz”…
"Dear lord, it's just as I feared...his body is physically rejecting all chores and homework" - my doctor
May 19, 2026 at 12:20 PM
"Dear lord, it's just as I feared...his body is physically rejecting all chores and homework" - my doctor
Found out every single door and window frame in our new apartment has the perfect depth for my many many little guys
May 18, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Found out every single door and window frame in our new apartment has the perfect depth for my many many little guys
Eek what do I choose, I’m next!!!
May 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Eek what do I choose, I’m next!!!