Above Average Joe
@joesmiscthoughts.bsky.social
Hardcore Steelers fan. Escapee of the Muskrat hellhole. I'll just be over here in the background since I am mostly ignored. Waiting to read that one special obituary so I don't have to hear or see the Orange Creamsicle anymore. Fuck FElon Musk.
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Talarico keeps knocking these out of the park. 👏
October 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Talarico keeps knocking these out of the park. 👏
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I wonder if they miss the days when they had diesel so cheap they could run massive trucker caravans against democrats.
October 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I wonder if they miss the days when they had diesel so cheap they could run massive trucker caravans against democrats.
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57 years ago today, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin, and Terry Gilliam changed comedy forever with the BBC debut of Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
October 5, 2026 at 10:35 AM
57 years ago today, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin, and Terry Gilliam changed comedy forever with the BBC debut of Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
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Americans are relearning the lesson we learned during the Gilded Age of the late 1890s, when robber barons ran the government and the economy for their own benefit: Oligarchy is incompatible with the common good.
I'm hopeful we'll respond with a new progressive movement.
I'm hopeful we'll respond with a new progressive movement.
October 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Americans are relearning the lesson we learned during the Gilded Age of the late 1890s, when robber barons ran the government and the economy for their own benefit: Oligarchy is incompatible with the common good.
I'm hopeful we'll respond with a new progressive movement.
I'm hopeful we'll respond with a new progressive movement.
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Klobuchar has Schmitt dead to rights: "The game in fact was in Maryland. For a senator to have false information & imply, based on confusion about name of a team, that you were in another city & somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia & call you a 'dirtbag' deserves an apology"
September 29, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Klobuchar has Schmitt dead to rights: "The game in fact was in Maryland. For a senator to have false information & imply, based on confusion about name of a team, that you were in another city & somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia & call you a 'dirtbag' deserves an apology"
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No more questions, your honor!
September 30, 2026 at 12:44 AM
No more questions, your honor!
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45 million acres of roadless national forest. Trump wants bulldozers and logging trucks on all of it. Once a road goes in, the wild is gone for good. Tell Congress to stop him: actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
Tell Congress: Stop Trump from destroying 45 million acres of our National forests
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
September 28, 2026 at 1:21 PM
45 million acres of roadless national forest. Trump wants bulldozers and logging trucks on all of it. Once a road goes in, the wild is gone for good. Tell Congress to stop him: actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
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Denmark is trolling Trump.
September 26, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Denmark is trolling Trump.
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TRUMP: ... and see this is how we actually filmed it.
Xi JINPING: but didn't fireman get shot and die?
TRUMP: well, yes... but we had to make it look real.
#DonaldTrump
Xi JINPING: but didn't fireman get shot and die?
TRUMP: well, yes... but we had to make it look real.
#DonaldTrump
September 25, 2026 at 7:19 PM
TRUMP: ... and see this is how we actually filmed it.
Xi JINPING: but didn't fireman get shot and die?
TRUMP: well, yes... but we had to make it look real.
#DonaldTrump
Xi JINPING: but didn't fireman get shot and die?
TRUMP: well, yes... but we had to make it look real.
#DonaldTrump
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Today is the day to start listening to @dailybeanspod.com
It’s free. No corporate overlords. No click bait. Everything is sourced and cited.
News. Facts. Swearing. Give it a shot.
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It’s free. No corporate overlords. No click bait. Everything is sourced and cited.
News. Facts. Swearing. Give it a shot.
substack.com/@muellershew...
Headlines for September 24, 2026
The Daily Beans podcast headlines sourced and cited
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September 24, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Today is the day to start listening to @dailybeanspod.com
It’s free. No corporate overlords. No click bait. Everything is sourced and cited.
News. Facts. Swearing. Give it a shot.
substack.com/@muellershew...
It’s free. No corporate overlords. No click bait. Everything is sourced and cited.
News. Facts. Swearing. Give it a shot.
substack.com/@muellershew...
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CNN, ABC, CBS, NBS, & Fox News have banded together and suspended the TV pool.
This means he won't get TV coverage from any major news outlet and the attention his narcissistic ass craves so desperately. This is how they should treat him from now on.
This means he won't get TV coverage from any major news outlet and the attention his narcissistic ass craves so desperately. This is how they should treat him from now on.
September 21, 2026 at 7:56 PM
CNN, ABC, CBS, NBS, & Fox News have banded together and suspended the TV pool.
This means he won't get TV coverage from any major news outlet and the attention his narcissistic ass craves so desperately. This is how they should treat him from now on.
This means he won't get TV coverage from any major news outlet and the attention his narcissistic ass craves so desperately. This is how they should treat him from now on.
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The regime actually tried to use the Land & Water Conservation Fund to secretly finance the Yosemite land grab. Over 13,900 of you caught them. We are less than 1,100 letters away from hitting 15,000 and killing this deal for good. Send yours:
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actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
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actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
Tell Congress: Stop Trump’s Yosemite Giveaway
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
September 18, 2026 at 8:25 PM
The regime actually tried to use the Land & Water Conservation Fund to secretly finance the Yosemite land grab. Over 13,900 of you caught them. We are less than 1,100 letters away from hitting 15,000 and killing this deal for good. Send yours:
👇
actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
👇
actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
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👀 MUST WATCH: This video is so well done — and absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣
September 7, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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Hello, BlueSky.
We’re a group of former campaign & Senate staffers for John Fetterman who are disgusted with what he's become.
If you were troubled by yesterday's Wall Street Journal story... trust us, that's just the tip of the iceberg.
It's even worse than you thought.
We’re a group of former campaign & Senate staffers for John Fetterman who are disgusted with what he's become.
If you were troubled by yesterday's Wall Street Journal story... trust us, that's just the tip of the iceberg.
It's even worse than you thought.
September 5, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Hello, BlueSky.
We’re a group of former campaign & Senate staffers for John Fetterman who are disgusted with what he's become.
If you were troubled by yesterday's Wall Street Journal story... trust us, that's just the tip of the iceberg.
It's even worse than you thought.
We’re a group of former campaign & Senate staffers for John Fetterman who are disgusted with what he's become.
If you were troubled by yesterday's Wall Street Journal story... trust us, that's just the tip of the iceberg.
It's even worse than you thought.
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Haha yeah that potassium is gonna confuse the MAGA.
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
September 5, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Haha yeah that potassium is gonna confuse the MAGA.
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September 2, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Blue Dot Farmer Gives Red Dot Farmers a Reality Check 🔥
September 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Blue Dot Farmer Gives Red Dot Farmers a Reality Check 🔥
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Let’s take a live look at “Lake America.”
August 28, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Let’s take a live look at “Lake America.”
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Fetterman can’t figure out why Dems who worked hard to drag his ass across the finish line in 2022 when he was medically incapable of doing anything feel betrayed when he trashes us on Fox/Newsmax every day because we don’t agree with him that Netanyahu should get a blank check.
August 28, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Fetterman can’t figure out why Dems who worked hard to drag his ass across the finish line in 2022 when he was medically incapable of doing anything feel betrayed when he trashes us on Fox/Newsmax every day because we don’t agree with him that Netanyahu should get a blank check.
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I'm just saying if the Grim Reaper is on a streak of taking 80 year olds...
After Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, we deserve a little treat.
After Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, we deserve a little treat.
August 26, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I'm just saying if the Grim Reaper is on a streak of taking 80 year olds...
After Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, we deserve a little treat.
After Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, we deserve a little treat.
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She’s made him significantly more dangerous if you ask me.
A Manson-minded follower combined with a world-leading narcissist.
You now have that narcissist believing the Founding Fathers would have supported his unconstitutional insanity.
A Manson-minded follower combined with a world-leading narcissist.
You now have that narcissist believing the Founding Fathers would have supported his unconstitutional insanity.
August 24, 2026 at 4:22 PM
She’s made him significantly more dangerous if you ask me.
A Manson-minded follower combined with a world-leading narcissist.
You now have that narcissist believing the Founding Fathers would have supported his unconstitutional insanity.
A Manson-minded follower combined with a world-leading narcissist.
You now have that narcissist believing the Founding Fathers would have supported his unconstitutional insanity.