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Michelle
@michelleroy78.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️
Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire.
Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump
Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really)
Love to read and make people smile. (really)
#transgender #bluewave
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Hi Bluesky peeps! This is my first post and I'm hoping to find this platform less toxic than Twitter. I hope all of you are having a wonderful day and I look forward to making new friends and seeing some of my old Twitter followers on here too. 🥰🏳️‍⚧️
I think about whether Medusa’s leg hairs are also little snakes more than I care to admit.
October 6, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Just sayin'...
October 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Ima just gonna drop this here...
October 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
This week starts my mourning for summer because I finally put away my bikini. Weird because just last week I was wearing it to the pool because it was still 95 degrees out. On the bright side, I swapped my summer clothes for my winter clothes and prepared a huge bag of clothes for the ♀️ shelter.
October 5, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I love that a pet sometimes looks like their owner. If you and your pet look alike (or not), please show yourselves. 🥰🐕🐈
October 5, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I've been on a diet and I'm proud to announce that I now weigh 57 squirrels. 🐿
October 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
My social battery dies around the same time my bra starts to annoy me.
October 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Are they seriously expecting sympathy from us just because they're admitting that they were blinded by their prejudice?
October 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Another reason to like Phil Collins...
October 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Completely disconnected from reality as he sits on his lofty perch, high on his own supply. Not a single sign of empathy.
Samuel Alito: We won't overturn Obergefell because it's engendered reliance interests.

Jan Crawford: Well, many people had organized their lives around Roe v. Wade.

Alito: No, they didn't. Women merely had an "abstract" interest in "ideas about the kind of society that they were going to live in."
The Alito Court: A rare interview with the influential Supreme Court justice
Justice Samuel Alito discussed his opinion in the Dobbs decision overturning Roe v. Wade, the leaked draft and its aftermath, same-sex marriage rights and why he's not retiring yet.
www.cbsnews.com
October 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I honestly thought it was a picture of her at first. I’m not even making a joke for internet points, she’s just that much of a plastic ghoul.
October 5, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I just rescued a pair of really cute shoes. They were trapped in a store.
October 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I can't explain it, but I can't breathe if I wear socks in bed.
October 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Yeah, but 30% of the occupants are in a psychosis and are enjoying it.
October 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I thought she left her job as press secretary to "spend more time with her family."
October 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I almost dropped my phone on the grass, but thank God my lightening reflexes allowed me to slap it into the pool instead.
October 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
May whatever is bothering you today turn into a fart and leave your body.
October 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
🤣 OMG! I'm dying! 🤣
October 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
October 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
There is nothing to indicate Trump will have a change of heart and accept an election loss like an adult American.
October 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Gotta love science — if you still have the brain cells you were born with. We know who doesn’t by their red hats.
October 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Maybe you should’ve grown a fucking spine then you pedophile worshipping piece of shit!
October 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I'm gonna need extra strength tacos today.
October 5, 2026 at 3:58 PM
A study has just been released that shows that if you drink coffee in the nude, you're much less likely to spill it.
October 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
For an administration this obsessed with appearances, there are no coincidences with public messaging.
October 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM