joevera.bsky.social
@joevera.bsky.social
Texas-Ex Life Member 🤘🏽
Easily distracted by dogs and teeth
The Bellaire Pediatric Dentist
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Hard to imagine what that would be like
Marco Rubio: "Anything that had a chance of making money in Cuba was controlled by the Cuban military and the Cuban communist party to line the pockets of a handful of individuals at the expense of the entire country"
September 29, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Ditto
July 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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I’m not a doomer but it feels like we’re pretty far to the right side already.
October 7, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Watching Scotland vs Morocco with my wife and I comment, “He looks like a hooligan” and she asks “what’s that?” #smh
June 19, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Going to the NBA finals 🥰🥰🥰
May 31, 2026 at 8:59 AM
I pity the fool who doesn’t know it’s Mr. T’s birthday!
May 21, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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Democracy does not erode overnight. It erodes when those elected to defend it choose silence instead.

Congress has both the authority and the responsibility to push back against judicial overreach. As a member of this legislative body, I chose to stand up and do exactly that.
May 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Sitting in Denny’s enjoying my $5.99 2-egg breakfast slammer makes me appreciate how much I enjoy listening to Rick Astley.
May 8, 2026 at 1:08 PM
H‑E‑B / Erewhon / WholeFoods
Tarrytown / East Austin / South Congress
May 1, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I did it for 9 days in Southeast Asia.
A good pair of travel underwear will dry overnight after hand-washing in the sink, or can even withstand back-to-back wearing over a day or two. We’ve tested 70 pairs to find the best options for men and women. nyti.ms/4tSxDoY
April 18, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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April 14, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Learned “liebe meinen affen” from the SNL Spockets skit
Today I learned I can read German
April 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."
April 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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March 27, 2026 at 11:09 PM
March 21, 2026 at 5:47 PM
This why I don’t trust AI
Robot Malfunction:

In China, a dancing robot suddenly started smashing dishes. It knocked over plates on customers’ tables & then kept dancing without stopping. Staff tried to stop it, but it didn’t respond for several minutes. In the end, one of the waitresses simply dragged it into the back room.
March 19, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Tell me five classes you took in college

Fundamentals of acting
Development of the French film
Juvenile delinquency
Organic chemistry
Physics
Tell me five classes you took in college

Yoga, Zero and the Martial Arts
Acting
Meteorology
Magic, Witchcraft and Sorcery
International Advertising
tell me five classes you took in college

Rise and Fall of the Soviet Union
Contemporary Islamic Civilization
German Idealism and Its Critics
General Relativity, Black Holes, and Cosmology
Elementary Particle Physics
January 31, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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We’re supposed to believe this is a domestic terrorist attacking ICE with a gun
January 24, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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The first Minnesota murder, they refused to let a medical professional help the woman they shot. The second Minnesota murder, they simply shot the medical professional.
January 24, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Hey NRA and other ammosexuals...a US citizen exercising his 2A right to carry was executed on an American Street while trying to help another citizen. Where is your outrage? Where are your "Don't Tread on Me" flags? WHERE ARE YOU?!?!
January 24, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Par for the course
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 22, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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This just in…
January 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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It’s been 28 days since the Epstein files were supposed to be fully released.
January 17, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM