joe westfall
@joewestfall.bsky.social
Scheme and Dream,
thoust two legged thinge
ye canst outshine the star thou does envy
Our Constitution does not have a Selective Enforcement Clause
thoust two legged thinge
ye canst outshine the star thou does envy
Our Constitution does not have a Selective Enforcement Clause
Pinned
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Convicted Felon Donald Trump and his personal lawyer, Todd Blanche, know with the Midterms around the corner, DELAY is the name of the game
NEWS: After losing a major court fight, Trump and Todd Blanche’s DOJ is now begging a federal judge to kill Katie Phang’s Epstein files lawsuit altogether.
Trump’s DOJ Begs Judge To Kill Epstein Files Case After Court Loss in Phang Lawsuit
The Justice Department now argues that journalist Katie Phang cannot use federal administrative law to force further disclosure.
meidasnews.com
October 4, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Convicted Felon Donald Trump and his personal lawyer, Todd Blanche, know with the Midterms around the corner, DELAY is the name of the game
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I got your FOIA flank, friend! Fuck these dudes.
October 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I got your FOIA flank, friend! Fuck these dudes.
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Hahah! Brilliant and brava!
October 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Hahah! Brilliant and brava!
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So sorry to hear about Dolly - she was a true force of nature. May she rest in peace 😢. Barbra.
August 25, 2026 at 8:23 PM
So sorry to hear about Dolly - she was a true force of nature. May she rest in peace 😢. Barbra.
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She lived the American dream, she was a feminist icon. She will be missed.
August 25, 2026 at 8:23 PM
She lived the American dream, she was a feminist icon. She will be missed.
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Heartbroken. She was the best of us, the very best of the American 🇺🇸 spirit, a true ambassador of this nation.
Dolly Rebecca Parton
January 19, 1946 – August 25, 2026.
Let the winds lift your sails, you sweet, sweet soul. We will never forget you.
💔🕯️🕊️
Dolly Rebecca Parton
January 19, 1946 – August 25, 2026.
Let the winds lift your sails, you sweet, sweet soul. We will never forget you.
💔🕯️🕊️
August 25, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Heartbroken. She was the best of us, the very best of the American 🇺🇸 spirit, a true ambassador of this nation.
Dolly Rebecca Parton
January 19, 1946 – August 25, 2026.
Let the winds lift your sails, you sweet, sweet soul. We will never forget you.
💔🕯️🕊️
Dolly Rebecca Parton
January 19, 1946 – August 25, 2026.
Let the winds lift your sails, you sweet, sweet soul. We will never forget you.
💔🕯️🕊️
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American farmers who voted for this.
Thank You Sir May I Have Another Meme
ALT: Thank You Sir May I Have Another Meme
static.klipy.com
August 21, 2026 at 11:22 PM
American farmers who voted for this.
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August 21, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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“And I get down on my knees and pray” — keeps coming to mind, but she’s not one of the 4 Non Blondes. Submission is not love. It’s indoctrination.
Natalie Harp’s letters reveal a woman who has learned to experience submission as love. The letters are exactly what the machine produces.
Measure your days by how little trouble you cause him.
Apologize for the space you take.
Measure your days by how little trouble you cause him.
Apologize for the space you take.
August 21, 2026 at 11:28 PM
“And I get down on my knees and pray” — keeps coming to mind, but she’s not one of the 4 Non Blondes. Submission is not love. It’s indoctrination.
🎶I believe in Metamucil
since it unclogged
my sexy thing ya
sexy thing ya
I believe in Metamucil
since it unclogged
my sexy thing ya
sexy thing ya🎶
since it unclogged
my sexy thing ya
sexy thing ya
I believe in Metamucil
since it unclogged
my sexy thing ya
sexy thing ya🎶
August 21, 2026 at 11:29 PM
🎶I believe in Metamucil
since it unclogged
my sexy thing ya
sexy thing ya
I believe in Metamucil
since it unclogged
my sexy thing ya
sexy thing ya🎶
since it unclogged
my sexy thing ya
sexy thing ya
I believe in Metamucil
since it unclogged
my sexy thing ya
sexy thing ya🎶
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BREAKING:
Trump just directed Pete Hegseth to "substantially reduce" joint military exercises with South Korea — citing his "very good relationship with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un."
Trump just directed Pete Hegseth to "substantially reduce" joint military exercises with South Korea — citing his "very good relationship with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un."
August 16, 2026 at 11:05 PM
BREAKING:
Trump just directed Pete Hegseth to "substantially reduce" joint military exercises with South Korea — citing his "very good relationship with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un."
Trump just directed Pete Hegseth to "substantially reduce" joint military exercises with South Korea — citing his "very good relationship with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un."
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One more “ceasefire,” and his next Big Mac meal is free.
August 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
One more “ceasefire,” and his next Big Mac meal is free.
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Brock should be remembered forever, don't you agree? Maybe you should give him a giant hug if you run into him, you know huge you got as a kid and your giant uncle wouldn't let go? That kinda hug. Maybe him turning a little blue would help with his pasty white skin and skinhead haircut. Agree?
August 2, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Brock should be remembered forever, don't you agree? Maybe you should give him a giant hug if you run into him, you know huge you got as a kid and your giant uncle wouldn't let go? That kinda hug. Maybe him turning a little blue would help with his pasty white skin and skinhead haircut. Agree?
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Dear Donarrhea-
Thought you might enjoy a few photos of Kaitlin Collins (the superb journalist who intimidates you on a routine basis)... SMILING.
#AccountabilityIsComing11/3rd
Thought you might enjoy a few photos of Kaitlin Collins (the superb journalist who intimidates you on a routine basis)... SMILING.
#AccountabilityIsComing11/3rd
July 29, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Dear Donarrhea-
Thought you might enjoy a few photos of Kaitlin Collins (the superb journalist who intimidates you on a routine basis)... SMILING.
#AccountabilityIsComing11/3rd
Thought you might enjoy a few photos of Kaitlin Collins (the superb journalist who intimidates you on a routine basis)... SMILING.
#AccountabilityIsComing11/3rd
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REPUBLICAN 1: Hey, so our numbers are terrible and no one can afford anything and we’re gonna get crushed in November
REPUBLICAN 2: Yeah. How can we rile up the frothy MAGA idiots?
REPUBLICAN 1: Fauci conspiracies!
REPUBLICAN 2: Great. Let’s subpoena him.
REPUBLICAN 2: Yeah. How can we rile up the frothy MAGA idiots?
REPUBLICAN 1: Fauci conspiracies!
REPUBLICAN 2: Great. Let’s subpoena him.
July 29, 2026 at 10:22 PM
REPUBLICAN 1: Hey, so our numbers are terrible and no one can afford anything and we’re gonna get crushed in November
REPUBLICAN 2: Yeah. How can we rile up the frothy MAGA idiots?
REPUBLICAN 1: Fauci conspiracies!
REPUBLICAN 2: Great. Let’s subpoena him.
REPUBLICAN 2: Yeah. How can we rile up the frothy MAGA idiots?
REPUBLICAN 1: Fauci conspiracies!
REPUBLICAN 2: Great. Let’s subpoena him.
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Dr. Fauci had us wear masks during a global pandemic. RFK Jr. collects raccoon penises. But okay.
July 29, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Dr. Fauci had us wear masks during a global pandemic. RFK Jr. collects raccoon penises. But okay.
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❤️🦝❤️🦝❤️🦝❤️
July 29, 2026 at 9:26 PM
❤️🦝❤️🦝❤️🦝❤️
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BLUESKY GET YOUR TRENDING ALGORITHM ON POINT FOR THE LOVE OF BABY JESUS.
July 24, 2026 at 8:22 PM
BLUESKY GET YOUR TRENDING ALGORITHM ON POINT FOR THE LOVE OF BABY JESUS.
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Heads up:
Taylor Farms lettuce is sold under these brand names:
Marketside (sold at Walmart)
Earthbound Farm (owned by Taylor Farms)
Cross Valley Farms (owned by US Foods)
Private labels for Target, Whole Foods (365), and Amazon Fresh.
AVOID ALL OF THEM
Taylor Farms lettuce is sold under these brand names:
Marketside (sold at Walmart)
Earthbound Farm (owned by Taylor Farms)
Cross Valley Farms (owned by US Foods)
Private labels for Target, Whole Foods (365), and Amazon Fresh.
AVOID ALL OF THEM
July 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Heads up:
Taylor Farms lettuce is sold under these brand names:
Marketside (sold at Walmart)
Earthbound Farm (owned by Taylor Farms)
Cross Valley Farms (owned by US Foods)
Private labels for Target, Whole Foods (365), and Amazon Fresh.
AVOID ALL OF THEM
Taylor Farms lettuce is sold under these brand names:
Marketside (sold at Walmart)
Earthbound Farm (owned by Taylor Farms)
Cross Valley Farms (owned by US Foods)
Private labels for Target, Whole Foods (365), and Amazon Fresh.
AVOID ALL OF THEM
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This is still funny. This will never not be funny.
July 20, 2026 at 11:24 PM
This is still funny. This will never not be funny.
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CHINA, CHINA, CHINA!!! 🙄
July 17, 2026 at 1:21 AM
CHINA, CHINA, CHINA!!! 🙄
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🔴 BRAVA ‼️ this intrepid
woman, shut ice down ✊🏾🇺🇸✊🏻
woman, shut ice down ✊🏾🇺🇸✊🏻
July 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
🔴 BRAVA ‼️ this intrepid
woman, shut ice down ✊🏾🇺🇸✊🏻
woman, shut ice down ✊🏾🇺🇸✊🏻
morn' Skyers
DNR*
Do Not Republican
DNR*
Do Not Republican
July 8, 2026 at 9:07 AM
morn' Skyers
DNR*
Do Not Republican
DNR*
Do Not Republican