Joey Jabroni
@joeyjabroni.bsky.social
Come for the typos, stay for the overwhelming optimism and positivity.
Mariners | Punk Rock | Lefty Stuff
Mariners | Punk Rock | Lefty Stuff
The Ted Lasso episode from 3 weeks ago (which I have just now watched) references the best Elvis Costello song.
This is my moment of joy for the day.
#BeingFuckingPositive
This is my moment of joy for the day.
#BeingFuckingPositive
October 7, 2026 at 7:51 AM
The Ted Lasso episode from 3 weeks ago (which I have just now watched) references the best Elvis Costello song.
This is my moment of joy for the day.
#BeingFuckingPositive
This is my moment of joy for the day.
#BeingFuckingPositive
Is Kyle Tucker the king of being on immensity unlikable teams?
Astros
Cubs
Dodgers
Jesus…
Astros
Cubs
Dodgers
Jesus…
October 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Is Kyle Tucker the king of being on immensity unlikable teams?
Astros
Cubs
Dodgers
Jesus…
Astros
Cubs
Dodgers
Jesus…
I’m sorry but if you’re still doing THAT chant then you can fuck right off.
October 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I’m sorry but if you’re still doing THAT chant then you can fuck right off.
Can the Braves AND the Dodgers lose???
October 6, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Can the Braves AND the Dodgers lose???
Officials ignoring the face mask that EVERYONE in the stadium saw…
October 4, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Officials ignoring the face mask that EVERYONE in the stadium saw…
Oh look, a boomer billionaire saying things we all know.
October 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Oh look, a boomer billionaire saying things we all know.
Oh my god. He Mossed the FUCK out of him!!
October 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Oh my god. He Mossed the FUCK out of him!!
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inciting genocide is like being a murderer actually
not sorry you don't get to feel good about it and get along with everybody
not sorry you don't get to feel good about it and get along with everybody
October 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
inciting genocide is like being a murderer actually
not sorry you don't get to feel good about it and get along with everybody
not sorry you don't get to feel good about it and get along with everybody
In a world of Pete Kegsbreaths, be a Sitting Bull.
October 1, 2026 at 6:39 AM
In a world of Pete Kegsbreaths, be a Sitting Bull.
Has anyone else watched the Sitting Bull documentary??
Yeah we knew we were only taught a very narrow view of Native history but..: holy shit.
Yeah we knew we were only taught a very narrow view of Native history but..: holy shit.
October 1, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Has anyone else watched the Sitting Bull documentary??
Yeah we knew we were only taught a very narrow view of Native history but..: holy shit.
Yeah we knew we were only taught a very narrow view of Native history but..: holy shit.
Oh so JP is GONE gone…
September 29, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Oh so JP is GONE gone…
Probably also does not limit how much ADs make, how much Conference leadership make, how much TV money is made, how much Sports Betting grifters make…
Anything the congress can do to stop paying labor, especially labor of color.
Anything the congress can do to stop paying labor, especially labor of color.
Taps the sign
September 29, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Probably also does not limit how much ADs make, how much Conference leadership make, how much TV money is made, how much Sports Betting grifters make…
Anything the congress can do to stop paying labor, especially labor of color.
Anything the congress can do to stop paying labor, especially labor of color.
Drew Locke would never
September 27, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Drew Locke would never
Feels like a lot of helmet to helmet here… No?
September 27, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Feels like a lot of helmet to helmet here… No?
Did he not rip him down literally by the name plate?! You know, like the definition of a horse collar?!
*he did not get it in the front of the pads lol
*he did not get it in the front of the pads lol
September 27, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Did he not rip him down literally by the name plate?! You know, like the definition of a horse collar?!
*he did not get it in the front of the pads lol
*he did not get it in the front of the pads lol
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*morning after waking up to see I'd sent horrible drunk texts to everyone I know* Wow, so it seems AI has gone rogue and is trying to destroy me
September 27, 2026 at 6:19 PM
*morning after waking up to see I'd sent horrible drunk texts to everyone I know* Wow, so it seems AI has gone rogue and is trying to destroy me
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“Paid for by the US Government”
I want my money going to education, healthcare, & housing.
I want my money going to education, healthcare, & housing.
September 27, 2026 at 6:16 PM
“Paid for by the US Government”
I want my money going to education, healthcare, & housing.
I want my money going to education, healthcare, & housing.
*Paid for by the US Government
Everything is just so stupid, but they wouldn’t be running Soviet Style propaganda if they weren’t bothered.
Everything is just so stupid, but they wouldn’t be running Soviet Style propaganda if they weren’t bothered.
September 27, 2026 at 6:15 PM
*Paid for by the US Government
Everything is just so stupid, but they wouldn’t be running Soviet Style propaganda if they weren’t bothered.
Everything is just so stupid, but they wouldn’t be running Soviet Style propaganda if they weren’t bothered.
I think they’re PISSED pissed at Price.
September 27, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I think they’re PISSED pissed at Price.
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Saw this on IG this morning & had to share….things are truly fucked up in America right now
September 27, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Saw this on IG this morning & had to share….things are truly fucked up in America right now
We’re just both throwing flags today?!?!
September 27, 2026 at 6:04 PM
We’re just both throwing flags today?!?!
Feels like the Commanders are playing at their absolute ceiling and the Seahawks have yet to realize they’re playing a football game.
September 27, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Feels like the Commanders are playing at their absolute ceiling and the Seahawks have yet to realize they’re playing a football game.
Oh, it’s gonna be one of THOSE games…
September 27, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Oh, it’s gonna be one of THOSE games…
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*at airport*
*not a drop of coffee in me*
Little boy (with mom): Good morning!
Me: Well, hello
Boy: Guess what?
Me: What?
Boy: I'm getting adopted tomorrow!
Me: Oh! Wow! Congratulations!
Boy: Thank you! It's almost too much excitement for me!
Me: *goddammit Aaron, don't you fucking cry*
*not a drop of coffee in me*
Little boy (with mom): Good morning!
Me: Well, hello
Boy: Guess what?
Me: What?
Boy: I'm getting adopted tomorrow!
Me: Oh! Wow! Congratulations!
Boy: Thank you! It's almost too much excitement for me!
Me: *goddammit Aaron, don't you fucking cry*
September 27, 2026 at 4:21 PM
*at airport*
*not a drop of coffee in me*
Little boy (with mom): Good morning!
Me: Well, hello
Boy: Guess what?
Me: What?
Boy: I'm getting adopted tomorrow!
Me: Oh! Wow! Congratulations!
Boy: Thank you! It's almost too much excitement for me!
Me: *goddammit Aaron, don't you fucking cry*
*not a drop of coffee in me*
Little boy (with mom): Good morning!
Me: Well, hello
Boy: Guess what?
Me: What?
Boy: I'm getting adopted tomorrow!
Me: Oh! Wow! Congratulations!
Boy: Thank you! It's almost too much excitement for me!
Me: *goddammit Aaron, don't you fucking cry*