John Fitzpatrick
@johnfitzpatrick3.bsky.social
Denizen of Skull Island.
Pop Culture consumer, martial artist/hoplologist, amateur folklorist/mythologist, skeptical inquirer of the paranormal, sometime foodie, trained lawyer and historian. Commentator on life.
He’s right behind me, isn’t he?
Pop Culture consumer, martial artist/hoplologist, amateur folklorist/mythologist, skeptical inquirer of the paranormal, sometime foodie, trained lawyer and historian. Commentator on life.
He’s right behind me, isn’t he?
Hmmm… seems familiar…
October 12, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Hmmm… seems familiar…
Share a character that reminds you of yourself.
October 11, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Share a character that reminds you of yourself.
I don’t know how to feel for Joe Bank’s about this revelation.
All my good suits have been from them. Now…?
All my good suits have been from them. Now…?
Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.
October 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I don’t know how to feel for Joe Bank’s about this revelation.
All my good suits have been from them. Now…?
All my good suits have been from them. Now…?
A hole in the wall seafood restaurant in Warren, RI served up the fried whole belly clams.
Thank God such places remain!
Thank God such places remain!
October 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
A hole in the wall seafood restaurant in Warren, RI served up the fried whole belly clams.
Thank God such places remain!
Thank God such places remain!
This seems a bit overwrought…
October 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
This seems a bit overwrought…
“Vote Red.” I feel like this meme from the Right sends very mixed signals…
October 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
“Vote Red.” I feel like this meme from the Right sends very mixed signals…
Drop some martial arts!
From the Damnthatsinteresting community on Reddit: Recreating authentic fighting techniques from medieval times
Explore this post and more from the Damnthatsinteresting community
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October 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Drop some martial arts!
“No, no, no. I swear these guys are cool.”
October 3, 2026 at 12:07 PM
“No, no, no. I swear these guys are cool.”
Wait: who are the three best minds?
Is this a Super Intelligence thing?
Is this a Super Intelligence thing?
Hegseth: "Project Meridian will be co-led by three of our nation's best minds: Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey, and Newt Gingrich"
September 30, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Wait: who are the three best minds?
Is this a Super Intelligence thing?
Is this a Super Intelligence thing?
Brainiac and Ultron approve this message!
Mike Johnson referring to it as "super intelligence" and to AI companies as "super intelligence providers"
September 29, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Brainiac and Ultron approve this message!
This?
It’s insane.
Witness me!
It’s insane.
Witness me!
With the Strait of Hormuz closed, Iraq has resorted to moving its oil across the desert to Syria in hundreds of tanker trucks, in true Mad Max style. From there, it will be shipped to worldwide markets.
September 27, 2026 at 12:34 AM
This?
It’s insane.
Witness me!
It’s insane.
Witness me!
Task Force Blue? Task Force Green! No one talks about Task Force Orange…
Oh, wait. No one talks about Task Force Orange. 🤐
Oh, wait. No one talks about Task Force Orange. 🤐
September 27, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Task Force Blue? Task Force Green! No one talks about Task Force Orange…
Oh, wait. No one talks about Task Force Orange. 🤐
Oh, wait. No one talks about Task Force Orange. 🤐
You may be cool, but you’ll never be as cool as this guy giving off GI Joe Shipwreck vibes w/o even trying…
September 26, 2026 at 2:37 PM
You may be cool, but you’ll never be as cool as this guy giving off GI Joe Shipwreck vibes w/o even trying…
There’s always a tweet…
September 24, 2026 at 9:36 PM
There’s always a tweet…
Someone out here dropping truth bombs…
![Just so we’re clear
If your response to
“Please don’t kill the children”
Is “Well yeah, but
[insert literally anything]
I’m n all human history
100% of the time
You’re the villain](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gxwpqqxljtmxzkjivrjvszkp/bafkreifkq3pzvn6dpk2ezvyqwdc27tpjinoe5jyzwsytdzgrxqctzqgble)
September 23, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Someone out here dropping truth bombs…
😵💫
Dr Oz says the Trump administration will kick more than a million people off health insurance because some of them have "never filed a claim"
September 22, 2026 at 9:19 PM
😵💫
I’m certain this increased lethality and testosterone…
September 20, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I’m certain this increased lethality and testosterone…
Reposted by John Fitzpatrick
Remember what this is about: There is no cause more important than a renewal of liberal constitutionalism. There is no task more urgent than defending and strengthening our constitutional government.
Why Do We Even Have a Constitution Day?
Because it’s the frame of silver for our apple of gold.
lnk.thebulwark.com
September 20, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Remember what this is about: There is no cause more important than a renewal of liberal constitutionalism. There is no task more urgent than defending and strengthening our constitutional government.
Reposted by John Fitzpatrick
i thought this was very funny
September 19, 2026 at 2:59 PM
i thought this was very funny
“…to the place I belong! West Virginia… Mountain mama… “
September 19, 2026 at 11:36 PM
“…to the place I belong! West Virginia… Mountain mama… “
Guy at work: I just want to listen to their music, not get preached at…
Me: Are you sure you want to *listen* to the music?
Me: Are you sure you want to *listen* to the music?
September 19, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Guy at work: I just want to listen to their music, not get preached at…
Me: Are you sure you want to *listen* to the music?
Me: Are you sure you want to *listen* to the music?
If we’re rolling back environmental regulations, I hope we get an update to this ad.
youtube.com/watch?v=j7OH...
youtube.com/watch?v=j7OH...
The Crying Indian - full commercial - Keep America Beautiful
YouTube video by coffeekid99
youtube.com
September 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
If we’re rolling back environmental regulations, I hope we get an update to this ad.
youtube.com/watch?v=j7OH...
youtube.com/watch?v=j7OH...