Johnny Cleancheeks
@johnnycleancheeks.bsky.social
Making sure everyone is washing their hands
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double nickels on the dime
September 8, 2026 at 12:28 AM
double nickels on the dime
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"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
August 31, 2026 at 10:41 PM
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Come take a load off at Refractory Acres
August 29, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Come take a load off at Refractory Acres
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Soccer players are simply addicted to launching the ball like 20 ft over the crossbar
July 19, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Soccer players are simply addicted to launching the ball like 20 ft over the crossbar
Long Diarrhea
July 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Long Diarrhea
At the beginning of the pandemic you’d see posts where people would be like “whelp I finally got covid!” but you don’t see people posting about “I have The Diarrhea!” People need to be posting when they get The Diarrhea
July 15, 2026 at 1:32 AM
At the beginning of the pandemic you’d see posts where people would be like “whelp I finally got covid!” but you don’t see people posting about “I have The Diarrhea!” People need to be posting when they get The Diarrhea
The only time you hear about England anymore it’s because they have some new demonic prime minister or they’ve invented some awful new sandwich that’s completely made of starch. So I guess good for them or whatever
July 12, 2026 at 12:03 AM
The only time you hear about England anymore it’s because they have some new demonic prime minister or they’ve invented some awful new sandwich that’s completely made of starch. So I guess good for them or whatever
My cousin rode on The Euthanasia Rollercoaster and lived
July 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
My cousin rode on The Euthanasia Rollercoaster and lived
A lot of yall would probably do just about anything for one of these. Makes me sick
July 4, 2026 at 4:44 AM
A lot of yall would probably do just about anything for one of these. Makes me sick
CEO of Capital Factory died in a fiery private jet crash
Rip Bozo Smoking
Alt: The infamous #packwatch gif that says RIP BOZO, rest in piss you won’t be missed
static.klipy.com
June 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
CEO of Capital Factory died in a fiery private jet crash
The fact that Knicks fans won the championship and many of them (along with OKC fans) are still complaining about Wemby and making weird little fan fiction scenarios about him tells me that he 100% is in their heads
June 17, 2026 at 12:34 AM
The fact that Knicks fans won the championship and many of them (along with OKC fans) are still complaining about Wemby and making weird little fan fiction scenarios about him tells me that he 100% is in their heads
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Both Republicans and Democrats spent years falling over themselves to gift this world-ending power to a violently deranged, sieg-heiling Nazi
Breaking News: Elon Musk became the world’s first trillionaire as SpaceX shares soared above $150 on its first day of trading.
Elon Musk Becomes the World’s First Trillionaire
With SpaceX shares soaring on their first day of trading, the world’s richest person crossed another milestone — one with 13 digits.
nyti.ms
June 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Both Republicans and Democrats spent years falling over themselves to gift this world-ending power to a violently deranged, sieg-heiling Nazi
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All of the rich celebrity shit around the Knicks ads such an insultingly irritating layer to what happened to the Spurs last night
Taylor Swift is court side at Game 4 of the NBA Finals with two Haim sisters, wearing shirts that read: STEVIE KNICKS, KNICKELBACK, and KNICOLE KIDMAN.
June 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
All of the rich celebrity shit around the Knicks ads such an insultingly irritating layer to what happened to the Spurs last night
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the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.
June 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.
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cool basketball game so far, shame that there are so many pedophiles in attendance and repeatedly being shown on the telecast
June 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
cool basketball game so far, shame that there are so many pedophiles in attendance and repeatedly being shown on the telecast
When I was little and would see the 60 Minutes intro it made me think that the show had that ticking stopwatch going the entire length of the show
June 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
When I was little and would see the 60 Minutes intro it made me think that the show had that ticking stopwatch going the entire length of the show
NBA fans absolutely hate watching basketball. They love shit talking any player who had a bad game and constantly bicker about how a game hurts someone’s case as the GOAT. The tweet about every team being seen as a fraud really hit the nail on the head
June 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
NBA fans absolutely hate watching basketball. They love shit talking any player who had a bad game and constantly bicker about how a game hurts someone’s case as the GOAT. The tweet about every team being seen as a fraud really hit the nail on the head
And yet the reaction from Knicks fans and plenty of Spurs fans is that this series is over
Down two, Fox and Wemby run two-man game. Fox gets a wide open 9-footer he can make in his sleep. Back rims it.
Knicks go up four, then Wemby dribbles off his foot for a turnover. Ball game.
Process was fine. Results didn't cooperate.
Knicks go up four, then Wemby dribbles off his foot for a turnover. Ball game.
Process was fine. Results didn't cooperate.
I feel like Spurs & Fox would be happy with the looks they got for the most part. Spurs guards & Wemby need to keep attacking the rim
June 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
And yet the reaction from Knicks fans and plenty of Spurs fans is that this series is over
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I mean I don't hear a single one of them saying "we're going to appropriate your money and put you on trial for mass murder" so they're less "taking aim" and more "empty posturing"
Elon Musk is set to become Earth’s first trillionaire. Democrats are taking aim.
Move over millionaires and billionaires. A new entry to the political lexicon is spreading on the campaign trail.
www.nbcnews.com
June 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I mean I don't hear a single one of them saying "we're going to appropriate your money and put you on trial for mass murder" so they're less "taking aim" and more "empty posturing"
THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS
May 31, 2026 at 3:01 AM
THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS
I never want to see Alex Caruso’s disgusting visage ever again. Naked mole rat looking mfer
May 31, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I never want to see Alex Caruso’s disgusting visage ever again. Naked mole rat looking mfer