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October 12, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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That picture of the baked potato is the culinary equivalent of that sad Oompa Loompa lady
For today’s @ftweekend.com I am at the restaurant inside the high end Mayfair furniture shop RH London. And it’s chaos. Warm water. Can’t mix cocktails. Run out of hamburgers. Dull food for bored oligarchs who don’t eat. Have a few quotes and a pic of a £22 baked potato.

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October 10, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
October 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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IT is important because without it Newton would just have discovered gravy.
October 1, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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October 1, 2026 at 7:38 AM
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Besides Childline (obvs), that clip of Esther Rantzen getting arrested for obstruction is my favourite thing of hers. The way she rather sardonically responds in that slightly posh put upon way is hilarious. Especially sticking her head out the window.

Pernod, ouzo, marmalade and salt all round!
September 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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September 28, 2026 at 7:40 AM
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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September 27, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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This is extraordinarily well written.
September 26, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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September 25, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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Morning! #Cornwall
September 24, 2026 at 7:40 AM
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Morning! #Cornwall
September 23, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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Morning! #Cornwall
September 22, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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Morning! #Cornwall
September 21, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
September 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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Morning! #Cornwall
September 19, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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Morning! #Cornwall
September 18, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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Morning #Cornwall
September 17, 2026 at 7:32 AM