jonah
@jonahedwards.com
Formalist, Lacanthrope, anti-architect. He/him. Ambient infrastructure / infrastructure ambiance at archive.org
hope you enjoy my forthcoming iPhone Duo app, Hot Dog Bun, that looks like a hot dog bun and lets you apply condiments so you can eat a hot dog out of the Duo. The front screen means that you can even make a proper Chicago Dog since you can correctly portray the poppyseed bun
September 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
hope you enjoy my forthcoming iPhone Duo app, Hot Dog Bun, that looks like a hot dog bun and lets you apply condiments so you can eat a hot dog out of the Duo. The front screen means that you can even make a proper Chicago Dog since you can correctly portray the poppyseed bun
from my small son, transcribed in real-time:
dad do you know about virus software
because what if a virus gets in your computer
and it deletes everything
and your computer falls apart
and our whole house too
and your own body falls apart
everything could fall apart
dad do you know about virus software
because what if a virus gets in your computer
and it deletes everything
and your computer falls apart
and our whole house too
and your own body falls apart
everything could fall apart
July 20, 2026 at 3:09 AM
from my small son, transcribed in real-time:
dad do you know about virus software
because what if a virus gets in your computer
and it deletes everything
and your computer falls apart
and our whole house too
and your own body falls apart
everything could fall apart
dad do you know about virus software
because what if a virus gets in your computer
and it deletes everything
and your computer falls apart
and our whole house too
and your own body falls apart
everything could fall apart
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Odysseus: we now set out in our Odyssey
Sailor: what's an odyssey?
Odysseus: a family-focused minivan known for its versatile interior
Sailor: what's an odyssey?
Odysseus: a family-focused minivan known for its versatile interior
April 11, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Odysseus: we now set out in our Odyssey
Sailor: what's an odyssey?
Odysseus: a family-focused minivan known for its versatile interior
Sailor: what's an odyssey?
Odysseus: a family-focused minivan known for its versatile interior
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the tarp isn't set up to cover the letter removal, it's so the workers can eat ortolan bunting
June 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
the tarp isn't set up to cover the letter removal, it's so the workers can eat ortolan bunting
I mean... yes? Exactly that.
June 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I mean... yes? Exactly that.
for secret reasons, I was thinking about TextDrive/Joyent/Dean Allen/etc, and re-found this on @archive.org: web.archive.org/web/20020721...
Which made me think a lot about that very particular early online McSweeney's/Arts & Letters Daily/etc aesthetic.
Anyways, I'm still thinking about it.
Which made me think a lot about that very particular early online McSweeney's/Arts & Letters Daily/etc aesthetic.
Anyways, I'm still thinking about it.
June 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
for secret reasons, I was thinking about TextDrive/Joyent/Dean Allen/etc, and re-found this on @archive.org: web.archive.org/web/20020721...
Which made me think a lot about that very particular early online McSweeney's/Arts & Letters Daily/etc aesthetic.
Anyways, I'm still thinking about it.
Which made me think a lot about that very particular early online McSweeney's/Arts & Letters Daily/etc aesthetic.
Anyways, I'm still thinking about it.
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We couldn’t believe our ears, we wouldn’t have believed it, but Matt assured us that he heard it too. Forty-five years ago. This afternoon, Si pointed me to the Internet Archive bootleg page:
archive.org/details/bs19...
archive.org/details/bs19...
May 16, 2026 at 1:16 PM
We couldn’t believe our ears, we wouldn’t have believed it, but Matt assured us that he heard it too. Forty-five years ago. This afternoon, Si pointed me to the Internet Archive bootleg page:
archive.org/details/bs19...
archive.org/details/bs19...
this winter was so mild that my sage overwintered and is now enormous, and producing incredible flowers. I don't think I've ever seen a sage flower before
May 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
this winter was so mild that my sage overwintered and is now enormous, and producing incredible flowers. I don't think I've ever seen a sage flower before
it’s Spring Sick and you’re the least sick person in your household, so it’s time to make chicken soup for everybody. First, you’re gonna brown a couple bone-in skin-on legs in a big pan
April 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
it’s Spring Sick and you’re the least sick person in your household, so it’s time to make chicken soup for everybody. First, you’re gonna brown a couple bone-in skin-on legs in a big pan
I have no problem with this (it's a reshipper that I used 3.5 years ago IIRC) but I just like the phrasing of the subject line
April 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I have no problem with this (it's a reshipper that I used 3.5 years ago IIRC) but I just like the phrasing of the subject line
Odysseus: we now set out in our Odyssey
Sailor: what's an odyssey?
Odysseus: a family-focused minivan known for its versatile interior
Sailor: what's an odyssey?
Odysseus: a family-focused minivan known for its versatile interior
April 11, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Odysseus: we now set out in our Odyssey
Sailor: what's an odyssey?
Odysseus: a family-focused minivan known for its versatile interior
Sailor: what's an odyssey?
Odysseus: a family-focused minivan known for its versatile interior
I had an extremely weird experience yesterday, which is that I woke up with an absolute conviction that it was the superbowl. Like, I planned my day around avoiding places that were going to be potentially crowded, and said aloud to at least one person that I was avoiding the superbowl? ???
April 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I had an extremely weird experience yesterday, which is that I woke up with an absolute conviction that it was the superbowl. Like, I planned my day around avoiding places that were going to be potentially crowded, and said aloud to at least one person that I was avoiding the superbowl? ???
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moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!
April 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!
get in loser, we’re decorating eggs
March 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
get in loser, we’re decorating eggs
excuse me I am trying to read my book and go to sleep in peace
March 30, 2026 at 4:19 AM
excuse me I am trying to read my book and go to sleep in peace
Meatball investigates Neuschwanstein Castle
March 24, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Meatball investigates Neuschwanstein Castle
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Publishers say they’re blocking the Internet Archive because of AI scraping. But shutting out a nonprofit library won’t stop AI—it will damage the public’s best record of the web.
Blocking the Internet Archive Won’t Stop AI, But It Will Erase the Web’s Historical Record
Imagine a newspaper publisher announcing it will no longer allow libraries to keep copies of its paper. That’s effectively what’s begun happening online in the last few months. The Internet Archive—th...
www.eff.org
March 16, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Publishers say they’re blocking the Internet Archive because of AI scraping. But shutting out a nonprofit library won’t stop AI—it will damage the public’s best record of the web.
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OK, I did a bad thing. I just won this Auction. I need to pass the hat. Please DM me if you want to throw money at this so I can actually make bill payments.
March 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
OK, I did a bad thing. I just won this Auction. I need to pass the hat. Please DM me if you want to throw money at this so I can actually make bill payments.
Took the kid to the Lego bulk bins today and he found maybe the two creepiest BeatBits tiles. He's now made a "television" that he's using to identify where in the house ghosts may be haunting doors.
March 2, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Took the kid to the Lego bulk bins today and he found maybe the two creepiest BeatBits tiles. He's now made a "television" that he's using to identify where in the house ghosts may be haunting doors.
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Don't trust these companies to do right by any films, but especially radical ones. Preservation is important. Art and media that challenges the status quo too often appears to be forgotten on purpose by those who have the power to make those decisions.
February 26, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Don't trust these companies to do right by any films, but especially radical ones. Preservation is important. Art and media that challenges the status quo too often appears to be forgotten on purpose by those who have the power to make those decisions.
it is my great regret to inform you that the salty sea air finally consumed the mounting brackets for this dish and hurled it unbidden to the roof beneath (it had also been deprecated for some years so the primary impact is to myself)
February 23, 2026 at 6:13 AM
it is my great regret to inform you that the salty sea air finally consumed the mounting brackets for this dish and hurled it unbidden to the roof beneath (it had also been deprecated for some years so the primary impact is to myself)