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This Northernlion-Dan Gheesling stuff is like the Macklemore story for guys who have a favorite Nathan For You episode
September 22, 2026 at 2:21 AM
dee pissed herself just to be first out I'm dyinggfgg #bb28
September 13, 2026 at 1:05 AM
i should have reposted this before the odyssey hype died down
CRAZY Entitled Woke Charon DEMANDS Obol From Brave Centurion Killed In Action | Shocking Clips
August 12, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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The trees are horrible and want to ruin your day.

Be the victim of relentless tree bullies, fall for many traps, maybe find an axe, and try to escape this awful forest.

There's a demo if want to start suffering early: store.steampowered.com/app/4171850/...

#PitchYaGame #indiegame #TreesHateYou
June 5, 2026 at 11:38 AM
happy arbor day!! I'm making the music for this game
April 25, 2026 at 1:52 AM
pgh commenters be like:
bro is NEVER gonna boat the alleghenies 😭
April 23, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I love when well-meaning Christians say "well even if you don't believe in God, at least you believe in something!" as if that means anything. it's like telling a Beatles fan that you don't like the Beatles and then they say "well I'm glad you still like hearing sounds. that's sort of like Beatles."
April 20, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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i wish some days were longer so i could get another meal in, and some days were shorter so i could just eat one meal
March 30, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Supreme Leader is not that different of a title from Commander-In-Chief but Americans act like it means Sith Lord
March 10, 2026 at 3:53 PM
CRAZY Entitled Woke Charon DEMANDS Obol From Brave Centurion Killed In Action | Shocking Clips
March 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
locals (girls like us) by underscores is chumbawumba tubthumping for zoomers
March 1, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I dont care that capybara can have an orange on its head. I don't care that caybara is a beefy rat. it's not that cool. I've seen cooler stuff. go to hell
February 28, 2026 at 8:28 PM
February 26, 2026 at 10:50 PM
spotify, apple podcasts, wherever I get my podcasts, it is no business of yours...
February 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
we're a long way from portraying sex responsibly in movies but an easy first step would be to have them play at 2x speed and end with this sound effect
February 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
YouTube
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January 24, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I think SEO marketing and article paywalls are partly to blame for the perceived utility of LLMs. Like if it was easy to get a recipe or a list of 90s romcoms from Google without subscriptions and obstructive fluff text, people would not be half as impressed by ChatGPT
January 22, 2026 at 9:24 PM
you major bed now lion net
January 16, 2026 at 4:59 AM
funniest regular feature of the traitors is the cast trying to guess the gender of a person based on how they knock on door
January 10, 2026 at 3:11 AM
a bit late but I'm gonna predict some states will start flirting with secession in 2026
January 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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abolishing the domestic terror group ICE is the moderate position at this point
January 7, 2026 at 8:11 PM
do people feel embarrassed saying "we must preserve our democracy" when the democracy is just a yearly pageant where you pick a lesser evil from a short list of pre-approved freaks and losers
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
thinking about drawing. a political cartoon where Donald Trump being subservient to Putin. maybe a maid outfit or a puppy mask. and Putin is making him eat Lies Kibble out of his hand.

God I hate those guys so much. disgusting pure evil.

and maybe trump has a diaper on in the cartoon too
December 31, 2025 at 4:44 AM
men love saying some shit like "why thank you good sir!" it actually feels really good for them. it's the male version of busting a nut
December 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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anime's portrayl of women is almost always unwatchable. it's negative social impact is on par with porn and superhero movies.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM