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I wish MS Now would put a little more space between “we” and “the”.
November 4, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Anything exciting happening today?
November 3, 2026 at 12:22 PM
My wife came out of the pizza joint with this in hand, and damn do I love that woman.

And I am devastated. There’s no good time to lose one’s hero, but now… really isn’t the time.
October 30, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I want taco trucks to drive around playing mariachi music so that I can run out to get street tacos like kids do for the ice cream truck.
October 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Post your getaway vehicle
August 30, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Reposted by AMJones
The horror when I find out people are just letting their apps ping them and put up little notification icons whenever. That's no way to live! Get them apps under control!
zo-e.xyz zoë @zo-e.xyz · Aug 24
I forget that the vast majority of people are out here rawdogging the internet and the raw internet is completely unusable horse crap. my mother is bombarded by advertisements constantly in web browsers. I think the unfiltered internet is bad for your brain and well being. why is this not regulated
August 24, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Just saw this with about 300+ issues of Archie Digest, and see it all the time with books that I know to be niche, but out of print. Makes me very sad.
I’m convinced book sellers who intentionally put price or discount stickers on the book covers themselves actually hate books and their readers because WHY EVERY TIME WITH THE STICKERS?! 😭😭😭

You are all ruining book covers with your sticky stickers!!!!!
August 24, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I think Duncan's barge just appeared in Relic Hunter.
August 18, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I will not cut fresh jalapeños then rub my eyes...

I will not cut fresh jalapeños then rub my eyes...

I will not cut fresh jalapeños then rub my eyes...

Crud......
July 31, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Anyone else looking to breathe some air that isn't a solid, today?
July 17, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Well, it's great to have some job security adjusting all the legacy systems that now will need to work around the absence of daylight saving time. Fun.
July 14, 2026 at 11:43 PM
How is it that Mulder didn't carry and instamatic or polaroid camera around with him everywhere?
June 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Fly? Yes.

Land? No.
This headline is hilarious when you learn that the rocket toppled over in a fiery explosion on landing
May 29, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Having kind of a rough day. Please send examples of real people being smart.
May 27, 2026 at 11:41 PM
We really need to Make America Smarter Again.
May 27, 2026 at 11:37 PM
His hands are starting to look AI generated.
May 26, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Ah, field fertilization time in WI, the rare time when we can genuinely say it smells like shit outdoors.
May 25, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Devastated.
May 19, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Seen on Reddit:

~Despite having a license, I can't remember the last time I opened my IDE. I just use <AI Agent> and <Terminal App> and <Text Editor> for fast views of the code. I probably won't renew my IDE license.~

Phrasing changed slightly to protect OP.

Friends, that is not coding.
May 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
So far, the stupidity has still found me, like a bad email.
May 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.
May 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
And now Teia would like you to know that she is unamused and "mergingc vet klink don't know nuffin her stoopip 🐾 anywise"
May 12, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Saw this travesty on Marketplace today, seemed appropriate to share my pain.

Happy Star Wars Day, and May the fourth of the many out weigh the first of the few.
May 5, 2026 at 4:57 AM