JonesyDev
@jonesydev.itch.io
He/Him. I return to the new citadel, free from the ashes of the last.
Stupified, while watching Grandma crochet herself to the top of the Gears leaderboard effortlessly.
September 24, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Stupified, while watching Grandma crochet herself to the top of the Gears leaderboard effortlessly.
Why am I this way? Because I didn't get enough tickets in the Womb Arcade for the good stuff.
September 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Why am I this way? Because I didn't get enough tickets in the Womb Arcade for the good stuff.
Samus's insta is just posts of smoldering giant corpses with the tag "Girl Dinner".
September 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Samus's insta is just posts of smoldering giant corpses with the tag "Girl Dinner".
It would appear the Kirby no longer wishes to remain captive.
September 9, 2026 at 3:25 PM
It would appear the Kirby no longer wishes to remain captive.
A new circle of hell has opened up, and it is only for fake commentators and streamers who appear within the mobile game ads before my YouTube videos.
September 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
A new circle of hell has opened up, and it is only for fake commentators and streamers who appear within the mobile game ads before my YouTube videos.
Fly, my guinea pigs of the night.
August 1, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Fly, my guinea pigs of the night.
Nostradamus: "...and the fox of the star shall Wii U, as it was Wozzend to be."
July 24, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Nostradamus: "...and the fox of the star shall Wii U, as it was Wozzend to be."
Reposted by JonesyDev
Would YOU attend a live Hypnospace concert with a real band playing music + as many of the original artists as can perform? Fill out this survey if you would, we need to know where to take it: forms.gle/rzkjR6t4SsWc...
Would you attend a live Hypnospace Outlaw concert?
Hello!
Would you want to experience the music of Hypnospace Outlaw, live?
I'm Jay Tholen, the creator of Hypnospace Outlaw, and along with Mike Rose from our publishing label No More Robots, we're c...
forms.gle
July 8, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Would YOU attend a live Hypnospace concert with a real band playing music + as many of the original artists as can perform? Fill out this survey if you would, we need to know where to take it: forms.gle/rzkjR6t4SsWc...
They died as they lived: Sexy Monster
June 18, 2026 at 6:09 PM
They died as they lived: Sexy Monster
"Pomni in Fortnite" lingers in the room.
As the words echo off the wall and back to me again, my fetal position clutch shivers upon the floor.
Such numbness, and yet the wires must make the meat respond.
As the words echo off the wall and back to me again, my fetal position clutch shivers upon the floor.
Such numbness, and yet the wires must make the meat respond.
June 11, 2026 at 3:29 PM
"Pomni in Fortnite" lingers in the room.
As the words echo off the wall and back to me again, my fetal position clutch shivers upon the floor.
Such numbness, and yet the wires must make the meat respond.
As the words echo off the wall and back to me again, my fetal position clutch shivers upon the floor.
Such numbness, and yet the wires must make the meat respond.
Everybody talking about Tupac and Evangelion.
Welcome to 1995, suckers.
Welcome to 1995, suckers.
June 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Everybody talking about Tupac and Evangelion.
Welcome to 1995, suckers.
Welcome to 1995, suckers.
Replacing 20ft ETH cable with another because "one ends doesn't clip right anymore" always feels like an avarice.
Throwing a mostly good cable into the trash, feels like saying "Let them eat cake".
Throwing a mostly good cable into the trash, feels like saying "Let them eat cake".
May 26, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Replacing 20ft ETH cable with another because "one ends doesn't clip right anymore" always feels like an avarice.
Throwing a mostly good cable into the trash, feels like saying "Let them eat cake".
Throwing a mostly good cable into the trash, feels like saying "Let them eat cake".
Reposted by JonesyDev
LAUNCH DATE ANNOUNCEMENT!
Forbidden Solitaire is officially launching NEXT WEEK, on April 30th!
We unearthed a new trailer from the archives - an advertisement that originally aired in 1995!
Wishlist on Steam and GOG:
store.steampowered.com/app/3414580/...
www.gog.com/en/game/forb...
Forbidden Solitaire is officially launching NEXT WEEK, on April 30th!
We unearthed a new trailer from the archives - an advertisement that originally aired in 1995!
Wishlist on Steam and GOG:
store.steampowered.com/app/3414580/...
www.gog.com/en/game/forb...
April 23, 2026 at 9:03 PM
LAUNCH DATE ANNOUNCEMENT!
Forbidden Solitaire is officially launching NEXT WEEK, on April 30th!
We unearthed a new trailer from the archives - an advertisement that originally aired in 1995!
Wishlist on Steam and GOG:
store.steampowered.com/app/3414580/...
www.gog.com/en/game/forb...
Forbidden Solitaire is officially launching NEXT WEEK, on April 30th!
We unearthed a new trailer from the archives - an advertisement that originally aired in 1995!
Wishlist on Steam and GOG:
store.steampowered.com/app/3414580/...
www.gog.com/en/game/forb...
My first nightmare, for sure, will be the Tamogachi hitting me with the Red Queen's "You are all going to die down here".
Public Access now allows players to have tamagotchis instead of a cool dog as part of the “Say Hello To My Little Friend” move, which is the single fucking funniest substitution you could make in this nightmare generation game.
Folks, we're very close to overtaking Neopets. I've told my Discord that if we get $1 more than that project did, I'll officially change the Latchkey move that gives you a dog to optionally give you a Tamagotchi. Let's make it happen!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/gau...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/gau...
April 8, 2026 at 12:37 PM
My first nightmare, for sure, will be the Tamogachi hitting me with the Red Queen's "You are all going to die down here".
Your mother is so big, the only map she plays in Battlefield is "Strike at Kirkland".
April 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Your mother is so big, the only map she plays in Battlefield is "Strike at Kirkland".
My father told me about how they used to play with balls of mercury on their classroom desks, before they knew that mercury could leech into the body via skin contact and erode brains.
This is how I feel about watching people use AI.
This is how I feel about watching people use AI.
March 13, 2026 at 12:43 PM
My father told me about how they used to play with balls of mercury on their classroom desks, before they knew that mercury could leech into the body via skin contact and erode brains.
This is how I feel about watching people use AI.
This is how I feel about watching people use AI.
Uriel Septim VII:
"You? You're the one from my dreams."
Do that little dance that you do. The Griddy, you called it. Just like in the dream."
"Yes! Look at that! Man, that's a sick little thing. Look at him go. I tried it in the mirror, but he does it so flawlessly."
"You? You're the one from my dreams."
Do that little dance that you do. The Griddy, you called it. Just like in the dream."
"Yes! Look at that! Man, that's a sick little thing. Look at him go. I tried it in the mirror, but he does it so flawlessly."
March 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Uriel Septim VII:
"You? You're the one from my dreams."
Do that little dance that you do. The Griddy, you called it. Just like in the dream."
"Yes! Look at that! Man, that's a sick little thing. Look at him go. I tried it in the mirror, but he does it so flawlessly."
"You? You're the one from my dreams."
Do that little dance that you do. The Griddy, you called it. Just like in the dream."
"Yes! Look at that! Man, that's a sick little thing. Look at him go. I tried it in the mirror, but he does it so flawlessly."
"Gestures the cross over heart with a broadsword in hand"
May your Caeser's never be Little.
May your Caeser's never be Little.
March 5, 2026 at 6:06 PM
"Gestures the cross over heart with a broadsword in hand"
May your Caeser's never be Little.
May your Caeser's never be Little.
To the tune of "Angel" by Nightwish:
"I wish I had a sandwich for one moment of lunch."
"I wish I had a sandwich for one moment of lunch."
February 23, 2026 at 5:33 PM
To the tune of "Angel" by Nightwish:
"I wish I had a sandwich for one moment of lunch."
"I wish I had a sandwich for one moment of lunch."
Reposted by JonesyDev
lol he's so mad
February 20, 2026 at 6:25 PM
lol he's so mad
When your gym session falters, you can always rely on a Locked Club live set.
youtu.be/vv_lKuMudnI?...
youtu.be/vv_lKuMudnI?...
LOCKED CLUB | STVOL.TV x PRIVATE PERSONS
YouTube video by STVOL TV
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
When your gym session falters, you can always rely on a Locked Club live set.
youtu.be/vv_lKuMudnI?...
youtu.be/vv_lKuMudnI?...
This is genuinely a greenlight-able game idea right here.
Digital salvo exorcism via Action Replay. I get that you died in this house, but you can't hide from this no_clip.
Digital salvo exorcism via Action Replay. I get that you died in this house, but you can't hide from this no_clip.
copy of majoras mask with some stupid dead kid in it named ben . upped the gameshark on lil man and he was mad as fuckkkkkkk
Looking at you, Anthem 👀
February 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
This is genuinely a greenlight-able game idea right here.
Digital salvo exorcism via Action Replay. I get that you died in this house, but you can't hide from this no_clip.
Digital salvo exorcism via Action Replay. I get that you died in this house, but you can't hide from this no_clip.
Ugh. Man.
I coulda mixed that better.
That last shot of vodka was just vodka.
I coulda mixed that better.
That last shot of vodka was just vodka.
January 25, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Ugh. Man.
I coulda mixed that better.
That last shot of vodka was just vodka.
I coulda mixed that better.
That last shot of vodka was just vodka.
Cargo Fever. 14 Dead.
January 23, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Cargo Fever. 14 Dead.