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did I mention we own a dog?
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· Nov 17
mmm first post, better make it good. Funny, witty, insightful?
Could always just post a photo of the dog?
Could always just post a photo of the dog?
September 8, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Reform Freedom Fighters, Lynx Africa Brigade
Masked men dressed uniformly in black blocking a seaport, very normal
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Disruption at Port of Dover as masked men hold protest
Images appear to show hundreds of protesters, all dressed in black and wearing face coverings.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Reform Freedom Fighters, Lynx Africa Brigade
new Morrissey single
Fascism on the streets of Dover
This is apparently what it means to be 'proud and British'.
You hide your identity and act like thugs.
You hide your identity and act like thugs.
September 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
new Morrissey single
Dawkins claims the body is a device evolved by genes to transport them & to make as many copies of the genes as possible. Chicken genes evolved their bodies to be delicious to humans incentivising us to create billions of copies of their genes through farming. So basically we work for the chickens
A global surge in poultry numbers is transforming high streets, diets and landscapes. Is the chicken takeover unstoppable?
Read the full story here: ft.trib.al/rC1UN0q
Read the full story here: ft.trib.al/rC1UN0q
August 26, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Dawkins claims the body is a device evolved by genes to transport them & to make as many copies of the genes as possible. Chicken genes evolved their bodies to be delicious to humans incentivising us to create billions of copies of their genes through farming. So basically we work for the chickens
if you fancy some soothing dog loveliness read the replies ♥️
Question: am I the only person who makes up songs about their dogs while sitting in traffic? Even when the dog isn’t with you?
August 21, 2026 at 4:59 PM
if you fancy some soothing dog loveliness read the replies ♥️
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Medical Advice
August 20, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Medical Advice
Countdown
okay but what's the *funniest* thing Channel 4 could make a documentary denying the existence of? I'm gonna vote... trees
August 20, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Countdown
More Heron action ♥️
August 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
More Heron action ♥️
Melania 2
Election Boogaloo
Election Boogaloo
Amazon Is Reportedly Doubling Down on Melania Trump With a New Docuseries
Amazon Is Reportedly Doubling Down on Melania Trump With a New Docuseries
First Lady Melania Trump will be the subject of a new Amazon Prime docuseries, senior adviser Marc Beckman announced Tuesday, following Amazon MGM Studios' documentary film Melania, released earlier this year.
The post Amazon Is Reportedly Doubling Down on Melania Trump With a New Docuseries first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
August 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Melania 2
Election Boogaloo
Election Boogaloo
Herod the Heron in Moseley park
August 9, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Herod the Heron in Moseley park
Jaws junior & her jaw cubs, fuelled by vengeance, terrorise the island. A crack group of manosphere bros assemble planning to punch the sharks to death with their penises. For authenticity actual bro influencers to play themselves, coz you know they can do anything, they're alphas. Oh & real sharks
let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
August 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Jaws junior & her jaw cubs, fuelled by vengeance, terrorise the island. A crack group of manosphere bros assemble planning to punch the sharks to death with their penises. For authenticity actual bro influencers to play themselves, coz you know they can do anything, they're alphas. Oh & real sharks
A standardised method of introducing obituaries would be most useful.
Logically it should be Age, Crimes, Marital Status, Occupation, Political Leaning, Title, Name
so for example
66 year old domestic abusing divorcee journalist & bigot, Mr Rod Liddle, who sadly......
Logically it should be Age, Crimes, Marital Status, Occupation, Political Leaning, Title, Name
so for example
66 year old domestic abusing divorcee journalist & bigot, Mr Rod Liddle, who sadly......
If someone has committed domestic abuse in their life, that should be mentioned most especially by our national broadcaster.
To not do so, while releasing endless fawning obituaries, is to be complicit in societal misogyny and the erasure of victims.
To not do so, while releasing endless fawning obituaries, is to be complicit in societal misogyny and the erasure of victims.
August 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
A standardised method of introducing obituaries would be most useful.
Logically it should be Age, Crimes, Marital Status, Occupation, Political Leaning, Title, Name
so for example
66 year old domestic abusing divorcee journalist & bigot, Mr Rod Liddle, who sadly......
Logically it should be Age, Crimes, Marital Status, Occupation, Political Leaning, Title, Name
so for example
66 year old domestic abusing divorcee journalist & bigot, Mr Rod Liddle, who sadly......
The Jabberwocky Horror Picture Show #poemmovies
The Second Coming To America #poemmovies
July 28, 2026 at 9:31 PM
The Jabberwocky Horror Picture Show #poemmovies
I imagine Elon has spent a lot of time trumpet polishing to his image of Helen of Troy, & someone saying she was black has given him a hurty.
July 22, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I imagine Elon has spent a lot of time trumpet polishing to his image of Helen of Troy, & someone saying she was black has given him a hurty.
Elon Musk is undeniably a genius & created a whole new genre of movies. The historically accurate depiction of fictitious fantasy. Brilliant.
There are just so many I want to see;
Conan The Barbarian
Lord of The Rings
Star Wars
Sharknado....
There are just so many I want to see;
Conan The Barbarian
Lord of The Rings
Star Wars
Sharknado....
July 22, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Elon Musk is undeniably a genius & created a whole new genre of movies. The historically accurate depiction of fictitious fantasy. Brilliant.
There are just so many I want to see;
Conan The Barbarian
Lord of The Rings
Star Wars
Sharknado....
There are just so many I want to see;
Conan The Barbarian
Lord of The Rings
Star Wars
Sharknado....
as a small boy, I loved, Liverpool, Superstars & Brut 33.
I don't know why 😜😂
RIP Kev ♥️🤍🖤🤍
I don't know why 😜😂
RIP Kev ♥️🤍🖤🤍
July 20, 2026 at 5:24 PM
as a small boy, I loved, Liverpool, Superstars & Brut 33.
I don't know why 😜😂
RIP Kev ♥️🤍🖤🤍
I don't know why 😜😂
RIP Kev ♥️🤍🖤🤍
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July 20, 2026 at 2:24 PM
omg every single photo is amazing & each a perfect capture of actual history in the making! And this is just from last week. Human professional photographers rock ♥️
#OfficialIntelligence
#OfficialIntelligence
July 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
omg every single photo is amazing & each a perfect capture of actual history in the making! And this is just from last week. Human professional photographers rock ♥️
#OfficialIntelligence
#OfficialIntelligence
took the family to see the wonderfull wall in Quinton
🤍♥️🤍 #orangechips
🤍♥️🤍 #orangechips
July 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
took the family to see the wonderfull wall in Quinton
🤍♥️🤍 #orangechips
🤍♥️🤍 #orangechips
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My favourite part of the McGregor debacle was when he put his hands up asking the other lad to stop hitting him and the other lad hit him anyway. Fuckin sucks when people ignore the word ‘no’ isn’t it Conor?
July 12, 2026 at 11:52 AM
My favourite part of the McGregor debacle was when he put his hands up asking the other lad to stop hitting him and the other lad hit him anyway. Fuckin sucks when people ignore the word ‘no’ isn’t it Conor?
still 27 minutes to go ffs
Have we not suffered enough?
Have we not suffered enough?
July 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
still 27 minutes to go ffs
Have we not suffered enough?
Have we not suffered enough?
BREAKING NEWS
Dominic Cummings has been announced as Count Binface's campaign manager
As is his way he's come up with yet another powerful three word slogan
Count Not C...
Dominic Cummings has been announced as Count Binface's campaign manager
As is his way he's come up with yet another powerful three word slogan
Count Not C...
July 9, 2026 at 6:11 PM
BREAKING NEWS
Dominic Cummings has been announced as Count Binface's campaign manager
As is his way he's come up with yet another powerful three word slogan
Count Not C...
Dominic Cummings has been announced as Count Binface's campaign manager
As is his way he's come up with yet another powerful three word slogan
Count Not C...
to be fair to Reform, nothing says "anti establishment political party" more than having a membership full of Oxbridge students funded by a foreign billionaire.
A six-month investigation by Byline Times reveals that with the support of Palantir's Peter Thiel, Reform's policy chief James Orr has used the University of Cambridge as a student recruitment ground for a hard-right, theocratic political project aimed at bolstering talent in Farage’s party
Palantir Co-Founder Peter Thiel and Reform UK's Cambridge University Recruitment Pipeline Project Revealed
The world-renowned academic institution has nothing to say in response to a six-month investigation by Byline Times raising serious concerns about the safeguarding of students and foreign influence at...
bylinetimes.com
July 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
to be fair to Reform, nothing says "anti establishment political party" more than having a membership full of Oxbridge students funded by a foreign billionaire.